Jamie @anotherbluejay

If it's not ironic, delicious, or free, I'm out Joined February 2013

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Jamie @anotherbluejay

4 years ago

Add me on BeReal. bere.al/jayslom

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kyndall🍓🪩 @kyndallrene

5 years ago

did james corden not get any theater roles in high school? i see a lot of pain there.

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Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll

5 years ago

She wears short skirts, I haunt an opera She's cheer captain, and I haunt an opera

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ANNIE KELLY @AnnieKNK

5 years ago

Still think podcasts are "harmless"?

Ansem @blknoiz06

5 years ago

bro this is an INSANE chart

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charlie @chunkbardey

6 years ago

i always keep a little bit of pasta water on my person. just in case

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Sam Reich @samreich

6 years ago

constellations are a bit of a stretch like “i’m a lion” my dude you’re a triangle

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jamz @jamzxd

6 years ago

moons fuckin massive 2nite wtf

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WOR$T MAELOR IN AMERICA @joyfuIreunion

6 years ago

romeo and juliet balcony scene is so fucking funny like.....juliet (13) really said “if you were my pet bird i’d pet you to death” and romeo (like 16) replied with “hhhhnnnfgffghhhhhhh i wanna be a bird so fucking bad”

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haylee @lildarbik

6 years ago

my mom found a magazine i made in elementary school and i did a hot or not section...OKAY BUT WAS I WRONG?

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megan @chismosavirus

6 years ago

why julia child was 6'2" cooking french food and not in the NBA is beyond me

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

6 years ago

Guitar is out of tune again. I am so sick of buying new guitars.

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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

6 years ago

if you grew up eating 7-Eleven hot dogs you are immune to coronavirus

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SparkNotes @SparkNotes

6 years ago

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy taken. True happiness comes from bricking up your enemy in the wine cellar after luring him there on the promise of a fine vintage, not from relationships.

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Abbie @AbbieEvansXO

6 years ago

One time during sex a guy asked me if I came and I said yes and then he checked my pulse to see if I was lying. I think about this a lot

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. @SuiNeltwork

6 years ago

We have added a 70 foot drop to It’s a Small World

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Jordan parody @jordanrubiks

6 years ago

never shotgunned a “beer” before but ive shotgunned a book. thats when u read a novel very quickly and get messed up because your relationship with the characters you were emotionally invested in along with their world no longer exists. idk why but barstool will not post this