Alwyn Lau @alwyn_lau
Columnist at @malaymail. Tail risks, theology, Žižek, #teacherlife, photos (https://t.co/xB94YWZ0cx), wannabe novelist (https://t.co/Zm3tHA0wVj), 🇲🇾 foodie alwyn-lau.medium.com Kuala Lumpur Joined March 2011-
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It's been more than 40 years I swear I still don't know wtf Karma Chameleon means.
I'm doing 2 miles 4x a week 😂
Office potluck the other day had a Persian vibe. First time I tried Lentil rice and baklava. I'm a blessed man!
When you think about it Zen is essentially Postmodernism minus the confusing French.
If you feel the world is going from bad to worse with no hope in sight, all you gotta do is log into LinkedIn and everything will be alright.
"I write to you as I think, which is the greatest mark of esteem I can give you." Napoleon to a friend
Each time I see folks test perfume on their wrists I'm like hey isn't that where FBI agents hide their mics?
This is how slow I am: I only realised 3 minutes ago that I can add emoji reactions to my own posts in WhatsApp.
Then there was the time I fed raw meat to my dog, and my granny blasted me, "Feed her that and she'll wanna eat you next!!" Don't mess with grandmas'.
Dear Columbia Students for Justice in Palestine, I arrived at Columbia alongside other Arab peace activists, and we spoke out, proclaiming that we—peace activists—are the good guys because we believe both Israelis and Palestinians deserve to live in dignity, and neither should…
This guy talks like he's on WWE but it's cool. I sometimes listen to him when I need to get off my butt and do another 4KM even when it's close to bedtime 😂
This guy talks like he's on WWE but it's cool. I sometimes listen to him when I need to get off my butt and do another 4KM even when it's close to bedtime 😂
My colleague keeping it real.
After watching Shogun, I might be re-reading @david_mitchell's 1,000 Autumns - the parallels between Clavell's and Mitchell's books are fun.
What behaviour we permit, we encourage - School Teacher Creed What evil we permit, we condone - @faro_ingrid
Checking your memory to see if you remembered something correctly is like looking at a different copy of the same newspaper to see if another copy's details is accurate. - Wittgenstein Likewise, never take another Siew Mai from the same steam cabinet is the first few suck.
Gulping as many (final) Nasi Lemak portions as I can...
He's from your city @pksivasubraman1 !
He's from your city @pksivasubraman1 !
This is the academic version of the Matty Healy kiss.
This is the academic version of the Matty Healy kiss.
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@alwyn_lau Its like what I hear in business (from nearby), everyone is making loads of money and is very busy except me
@alwyn_lau @trishankkarthik The photography skill (or lack thereof) has become my hallmark. Noodles+ rice…cos its a holiday n im hungry 😬.
@alwyn_lau Everyone’s a good spirited saintly figure in linked in😂
@afalkhatib If Palestinians had ever had leaders like you, Ahmed, instead of any of the ones they’ve had, the world would look very different than it does today. It makes me sad to think about what your people have suffered, for want of pragmatic leaders who truly care for their well-being.
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@garnetghoornyy Photography skills need work... @alwyn_lau
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