Pedro the Procrastinator @allocyttus
Proudly left politically. Proactively block cookers. Don't be a cooker. Wellington, New Zealand Joined October 2010-
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To any English tweeps.. A few years on from #Brexit, what is the mood of the people? Were the #Remainers right? Or were those on the #Leave team onto something? Or maybe people havent really changed their opinion and it's still a divisive issue? #JustCurious
Well that's Pharmac fucked forever then. Expect higher prices for medicines. #nzpol nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-depu…
I don't for a second believe that the decision to sack Lee and Simmonds was made by Luxon. He's just too feckless to even notice poor performance. More like someone else demanded it so he did. Possibly Seymour or more likely some senior Nat party figures. #nzpol
Govt announces new carpark at the bottom of the cliff to cope with all the new ambulances they've stationed there. #nzpol Worries wind-back of lending rules could expose borrowers to loan-sharks rnz.co.nz/news/national/…
#nzpol Q. How many KPIs does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. You've got to hire people to do the work. This is why this govt of KPI inventors won't improve a bloody thing in this country.
When I was a teenager we used to have a saying for people with stupid ideas. We would say that they were "fucked in the head" Simeon is fucked in the head. Government investigates 4km tunnel under Wellington rnz.co.nz/news/political…
Oh to be a fly on the wall when the first traffic light dashboard is flashed up for Luxon. He couldn't understand them during covid. I hope someone is on standby to help him with this disability. #LuxonLoser #nzpol
Shouldn't it be the minister on watch? She told them what to change, signed it off without consulting cabinet colleagues. She's a nasty piece of work. #nzpol Cabinet puts disabilities ministry on watch after families blindsided stuff.co.nz/politics/35022…
National Party Conferences. The early years.... 😂
Who the hell is this 6% loser making these ludicrous conspiracist claims? Time for the carmudgeonly codger to retire. 50 yrs in politics and all he's got to show for it, is a winebox and a goldcard. Winston Peters compares co-governance with ‘Nazi Germany’ stuff.co.nz/politics/35021…
I'm not even a #blues fan but this refereeing display is frustrating the hell out of me!
All the furore around tax breaks for landlords got me humming this little ditty from quite a few years ago... youtu.be/AqGpWg_6ytk?si…
Should Israel be made to pay to rebuild Gaza for Gazans? Every single building they destroyed! + pay reparation to every family that lost someone that they can't prove was a terrorist. Seems only fair. They can also fund a permanent port for Gaza as part of the compensation.
Normally I wouldn't wish harm on anyone but I make an exception for Seymour due to the harm he is doing to thousands of NZers. I wish someone had run the bastard over! nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/ac…
Commentators curse.... Wayyyyy too soon to be calling the win! Obv I hope it happens Black Caps sniff famous test win after late bowling blitz stuff.co.nz/sport/35020740…
RW govts seen to think setting a target is all that's needed. A target is nothing without the staff, funding and other support (like not supporting antivax nutjobs) to achieve it. Otherwise things not specifically targeted are sacrificed and we all go backwards. #Nzpol
Christopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
8K Followers 5K Following Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
Foxy, yes that Foxy @FoxyLustyGrover
17K Followers 6K Following Here to fight for our rights 🏳️🌈Lesbian Pronouns: she/her/vixen The Royal "we" https://t.co/fZb7qXfqGb
Kaz M didn't vote for.. @KarinMary1
5K Followers 4K Following Left wing, tangata tiriti, business owner, mother of 3, grandmother of 7, partner of 1.
Neale Jones @nealejones
19K Followers 2K Following I don't use this account anymore. You can find me via https://t.co/BRVVIrUCvM
Maria Sherwood @MariaSherwood2
7K Followers 2K Following Just a Greek Cypriot caring about New Zealand
Pip @phillippaonline
6K Followers 3K Following "Gosh that little lady seems to have got it wrong, let me wade in with my big man brain and explain it to her" Stop right there, Sport, here is a bin, get in.
Pat_Pilcher @pilcher_pat
3K Followers 5K Following He, Him, Writer, debator, dreamer who lives to talk..Don't be shy! If I follow you, follow me back!
Eileen Kiffin. @Kiffi.. @KiffinEileen
5K Followers 5K Following working for the many, not the few.lover of strange words, policies which make our planet a safe home. I am staff to a cat! Kai Tahu, strong ties to the south.
antihobbes @antihobbes
9K Followers 1K Following NZ pawn trapped in a determinist universe. Opinions are the product of apophenia and confirmation bias.
Te Rangikaiwhiria Kem.. @Te_Taipo
17K Followers 4K Following find me on Bluesky @taipo.bsky.social tautoko mai https://t.co/62lqloaNo9
Mary-Ann De Kort - Cl.. @matroked
3K Followers 2K Following Opinionated but views are entirely my own Talking bs, crypto or bitcoin will get you blocked
Scott (veryfried)🆓 @LostArcNZ
10K Followers 4K Following Life's too short not to be who you want to be and love who you want to love. [email protected]
Skip McCabe @SkipMccabe
2K Followers 380 Following Repulsed by Right Wing Christianity. Leftie & Proud. Never met an Intelligent Racist. @skipmccabe.bsky.social
🟨🟥 Clownbaiter,.. @stampmemesnz
3K Followers 5K Following The right whinge find it inconvenient when confronted with their lies. Monitoring right whinge extremism. #NationalNotFitToGovern #IStandWithCorbyn #GTTO
Elephant in the room @LuxonNotMyGovt
4K Followers 3K Following Here to nail and crucify Luxon and his band of grifters to hold them to account for non delivery lies and corruption
Nancy Dollar @we_dollar
2K Followers 2K Following Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans. (John Lennon - Beautiful Boy 1980). I love Aotearoa.
"Emmie" - Tauranga 20.. @Tauranga2020
2K Followers 2K Following Papers Past NZ 1882 "there is not a more strictly and rigorously binding treaty in existence than that of Waitangi
Sarah Chambers @sarahpolo10
7K Followers 5K Following I'm the owner of Little Makos Swim School that teaches Learn to swim for wee ones.
Paul @PaulPolitiks
25 Followers 185 Following I talk about politics. Youtube Channel: https://t.co/F5fF9NNsEa
NZdeb @n_zdeb
2K Followers 4K Following Sports Lover, Book lover, Animal Lover, Nature Lover, Sense of humour. @[email protected] https://t.co/iyYphcG7Gq
🏳️⚧️ Core.. @ThisIsCorey
3K Followers 4K Following He/Him. Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse. I do talk about it here. PTSD and Depression. DM’s open. Other account @Really_Corey to explain things a bit more.
Dave Stewart @NotAnotherDavey
28 Followers 205 Following
Oceanian Travel Guide @OceanianTravel
5 Followers 280 Following Featuring Niue, Tokelau, Nofolk/Easter/Cook/Marshall Islands, Tuvalu, Nauru, Wallis&Futuna, Palau, American Samoa, Kiribati, Micronesia, Tonga, Guam, and Samoa.
shaneoh @shaneoh1980
321 Followers 834 Following Kiwi father of two little boys. Passionate about the planet. Cricket and league tragic. Proud to be left of the field.
Jamie 'Parody' Swain @JamieswainJamie
125 Followers 751 Following For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!!
Jo-Jo the Majic Clown @OverMyRainbow24
15 Followers 116 Following Lefty, Queer, Hilarious and Mostly Broken
carion.powell @CarionPowe12574
35 Followers 515 Following
Robert Maxwell @RobMax4
10K Followers 11K Following Thinker, dreamer, integral ecologist, father, husband, concerned citizen,ex-Chiropractor opal miner and lapidarist who loves travel and good food.
Jeremy Rose @JeremyRoseNZ
552 Followers 1K Following Wellington-based freelance journalist. DMs open. Substack: https://t.co/FMUxPdLFt4
Elon musk(parody) @EMusk84390
24 Followers 1K Following Who Controls The Memes, Controls The Universe - Elon Musk Parody Account • Memes
Ruth Olliver @RuthOlliver1
382 Followers 582 Following A lefty boomer.This is my 2nd account I accidentally deleted the other
Deb Lee @lazywind634
484 Followers 2K Following
Fidzoni @fidzoni
110 Followers 337 Following Lefty, teacher, trickle-down skeptic. We need to get serious about inequality.
Hafsa @tobi_zobi
119 Followers 720 Following Opinionated, unorthodox,defiant, introverted. Love my family, music, rain, beaches, coffee and food.
Elise Alexa @EliseAlexa39747
87 Followers 708 Following I am a professional Digital marketer. Expert in- Music promotion YouTube video SEO & promotion Social Media Promotion Feel free to contact me. Thank you!
Mdkhalid Milu @MdkhalidMi37059
57 Followers 280 Following
Jenelle Startt @start_jene
38 Followers 5K Following
Heather Salyards @HeatSalya
80 Followers 5K Following
Abdul Satar @BdlstarAbdul
94 Followers 150 Following
Vitamins HN @HandsVitamin
296 Followers 4K Following offer vitamins and supplements https://t.co/flIFYNxQhh https://t.co/Y3h5bopYIV https://t.co/cmA0vHhljD https://t.co/kKscQjnuZS https://t.co/eUcBuEN9SQ https://t.co/050XHHdGWM https://t.co/SY4Gfc1sUL https://t.co/hre8X3ABJi
Susanswords @Bklyn2NZ
168 Followers 236 Following I was here before but the bots and trolls were nauseating Now you can find me on the other one @Brooklyn2NZ Mainly just here for fun of RāmereShorts
Ken Sparks @sparksedit
742 Followers 2K Following Film editor, peace activist, renovator, volunteer, grandad, wilderness lover and member of Mana Rākau, oh and bicycles are pretty cool too.
Tracee-Ellis-Ross @RossTracee23071
76 Followers 254 Following
Laurie-tiktoking arou.. @Kiwimum55
779 Followers 983 Following Kiwi Nan laser focused, line item by line item🔚🔛🔜🔙
Faith Porterfield @FaithPorte74947
35 Followers 5K Following
MtVictoria @MtVictoria2
474 Followers 975 Following Perspective from a great neighbourhood Mt Victoria, Matairangi, Wellington - Mt Victoria Residents Association. We follow Wellington tweeters
Leigh Everly @everly_lei
42 Followers 5K Following
Robert Oakly @OaklyRobert
686 Followers 3K Following Honesty and Morals over Rule To produce Quality with in A Harmonious Environment
Raven Savage @RavenSavag47024
12 Followers 618 Following
Yvette Searle @YvetteSearle
106 Followers 163 Following
pamela-toitutetiriti @nehiniho
171 Followers 579 Following
H0tok3 M40r1 @H0tok3M
437 Followers 3K Following Like to think I'm a critical thinker. But then, you be the judge of that. Just a warning. Any non constructive dialogue will be 🚫. Play nice or pay the price.
SayitloudDoc 🏳️�.. @sayitloudDoc
595 Followers 566 Following she/her, ngapuhi, kiwi with some British links, proud leftie, won’t suffer fools, isms not tolerated, health matters, mental health matters - PhD
andrea konnerth @whatkonnerth
856 Followers 944 Following reclusive creator not a capitalist ND her/she December 22 my new life begins.... 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Susan @susan90mayberry
202 Followers 3K Following
RayBlindCat @RayBlindCat
699 Followers 3K Following My name is Ray. I am a black cat with a white bow tie. I was born without sight. I love my life. Proud member of #wlf
VoteOutNats/NZF/ActAS.. @NoFloatingVoter
1K Followers 1K Following NZ politics. No longer a floating voter. A National/Act government will be disastrous for Aotearoa.
Steven Draper @stevenmann365
633 Followers 2K Following Who makes their life into a game driving somebody else? What is happening to democracy and freedom? We have the greatest economy in the World. No dictators!
Christopher Luxon Nat.. @rugbyintel
8K Followers 5K Following Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
Foxy, yes that Foxy @FoxyLustyGrover
17K Followers 6K Following Here to fight for our rights 🏳️🌈Lesbian Pronouns: she/her/vixen The Royal "we" https://t.co/fZb7qXfqGb
Clint Smith @ClintVSmith
15K Followers 616 Following Director of Victor Consulting. Former Senior Policy & Communications Strategist for @jacindaardern, and Ministerial Advisor. Opinions my own.
Kaz M didn't vote for.. @KarinMary1
5K Followers 4K Following Left wing, tangata tiriti, business owner, mother of 3, grandmother of 7, partner of 1.
Neale Jones @nealejones
19K Followers 2K Following I don't use this account anymore. You can find me via https://t.co/BRVVIrUCvM
Maria Sherwood @MariaSherwood2
7K Followers 2K Following Just a Greek Cypriot caring about New Zealand
Pip @phillippaonline
6K Followers 3K Following "Gosh that little lady seems to have got it wrong, let me wade in with my big man brain and explain it to her" Stop right there, Sport, here is a bin, get in.
Pat_Pilcher @pilcher_pat
3K Followers 5K Following He, Him, Writer, debator, dreamer who lives to talk..Don't be shy! If I follow you, follow me back!
Eileen Kiffin. @Kiffi.. @KiffinEileen
5K Followers 5K Following working for the many, not the few.lover of strange words, policies which make our planet a safe home. I am staff to a cat! Kai Tahu, strong ties to the south.
antihobbes @antihobbes
9K Followers 1K Following NZ pawn trapped in a determinist universe. Opinions are the product of apophenia and confirmation bias.
Te Rangikaiwhiria Kem.. @Te_Taipo
17K Followers 4K Following find me on Bluesky @taipo.bsky.social tautoko mai https://t.co/62lqloaNo9
Sarah B. @bartsnz
5K Followers 2K Following An optimistic hermit on your left. She/her. 🇳🇿🇺🇸🏳️🌈 "Those who lack humour are without judgement & should not be trusted with anything." - Clive James
Morgan Godfery @MorganGodfery
38K Followers 2K Following Te ao Māori editor at @MetroMagNZ. Columnist at @stuff_nz and @guardian. Te Pahipoto (Ngāti Awa), Sāmoa.
Russell Brown @publicaddress
77K Followers 2K Following Journalist, rider of bikes, cooker of food, dad-DJ, seeker of joy. @publicaddress.bsky.social https://t.co/vvQNGvH9eX
Mary-Ann De Kort - Cl.. @matroked
3K Followers 2K Following Opinionated but views are entirely my own Talking bs, crypto or bitcoin will get you blocked
Scott (veryfried)🆓 @LostArcNZ
10K Followers 4K Following Life's too short not to be who you want to be and love who you want to love. [email protected]
Skip McCabe @SkipMccabe
2K Followers 380 Following Repulsed by Right Wing Christianity. Leftie & Proud. Never met an Intelligent Racist. @skipmccabe.bsky.social
Dr Andrew Dickson @AndrewDickson13
4K Followers 4K Following Consultant Researcher & Senior Lecturer #sociology #publichealth #climatecrisis #inequality ACC reform, Boxing/Thai
🏳️⚧️ Core.. @ThisIsCorey
3K Followers 4K Following He/Him. Survivor of Childhood Sexual Abuse. I do talk about it here. PTSD and Depression. DM’s open. Other account @Really_Corey to explain things a bit more.
Nick @StrayDogNZ
6K Followers 501 Following All Nick know is make meme, post cats, eat hot chip & lie. He/him.
Dudley Benson @DudleyBenson
4K Followers 436 Following musician • Woof! socials guy • queer • he/him • #LGBwiththeT
NZdeb @n_zdeb
2K Followers 4K Following Sports Lover, Book lover, Animal Lover, Nature Lover, Sense of humour. @[email protected] https://t.co/iyYphcG7Gq
"Captain" Jack Harris.. @AC_Black_
4K Followers 3K Following Host of The Underground Daily. Independent Media Live on X every Wednesday at 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM. I remain the king of Typoz.
Jamie 'Parody' Swain @JamieswainJamie
125 Followers 751 Following For I am the Mayor of Albuquerque!!
Robert Maxwell @RobMax4
10K Followers 11K Following Thinker, dreamer, integral ecologist, father, husband, concerned citizen,ex-Chiropractor opal miner and lapidarist who loves travel and good food.
Darren Watson @DarrenWatson_NZ
446 Followers 102 Following Musician, educator, he/him, aviation geek. #adhd #neurodivergent #cptsd #coyg #nofilter Can't stand by a real name = opinion irrelevant/welcome to my block list
Ruth Olliver @RuthOlliver1
382 Followers 582 Following A lefty boomer.This is my 2nd account I accidentally deleted the other
Deb Lee @lazywind634
484 Followers 2K Following
Fidzoni @fidzoni
110 Followers 337 Following Lefty, teacher, trickle-down skeptic. We need to get serious about inequality.
Hafsa @tobi_zobi
119 Followers 720 Following Opinionated, unorthodox,defiant, introverted. Love my family, music, rain, beaches, coffee and food.
Ben Smith @BSmithBenS
3K Followers 1K Following Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality it’s made up of Morons.
Abdul Satar @BdlstarAbdul
94 Followers 150 Following
Ken Sparks @sparksedit
742 Followers 2K Following Film editor, peace activist, renovator, volunteer, grandad, wilderness lover and member of Mana Rākau, oh and bicycles are pretty cool too.
pamela-toitutetiriti @nehiniho
171 Followers 579 Following
Yvette Searle @YvetteSearle
106 Followers 163 Following
SayitloudDoc 🏳️�.. @sayitloudDoc
595 Followers 566 Following she/her, ngapuhi, kiwi with some British links, proud leftie, won’t suffer fools, isms not tolerated, health matters, mental health matters - PhD
andrea konnerth @whatkonnerth
856 Followers 944 Following reclusive creator not a capitalist ND her/she December 22 my new life begins.... 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
VoteOutNats/NZF/ActAS.. @NoFloatingVoter
1K Followers 1K Following NZ politics. No longer a floating voter. A National/Act government will be disastrous for Aotearoa.
Nick Rockel @nickarockel
916 Followers 371 Following Writer of Nick's Kōrero. https://t.co/Fb7ZWR3jeP
NZPolKermit Ace In Pl.. @nzpolkermit
858 Followers 672 Following #nzpol tragic, import. When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. -- Isaac Asimov He aha te mea nui o te ao? Dual Citizen.
Newshub Politics @NewshubPolitics
48K Followers 475 Following A feed of #Newshub's latest politics headlines. Got a story tip or feedback? Email [email protected].
Thomas Coughlan @coughlthom
15K Followers 4K Following Deputy Political Editor @NZHerald into politics, transport, climate change, and business. I write the Thursday column. Ex @NZStuff @newsroomNZ
Pushpa @lalpushpa7
53 Followers 168 Following
lululemon @locococo1905
170 Followers 25 Following
Steven Draper @stevenmann365
633 Followers 2K Following Who makes their life into a game driving somebody else? What is happening to democracy and freedom? We have the greatest economy in the World. No dictators!
Kat Manawaiti @tekiwikouple
760 Followers 1K Following #loveroflife #itsaboutPeople #familyfirstalways All views are my own
Justina Pickle @judecolville
47 Followers 316 Following
Laurie-tiktoking arou.. @Kiwimum55
779 Followers 983 Following Kiwi Nan laser focused, line item by line item🔚🔛🔜🔙
Fred again. @Yellowsnowdown
258 Followers 283 Following Why are we allowing the dairy industry to destroy our fresh water. Watch Milked on You Tube it will change your idea on Dairying. Never trust a Tory.
jb @YMBFA
88 Followers 154 Following Geriatric adolescent NZ expat. “Left-wing socialist conspiracy theorist”, said an un-reconstructed, well-Asahi-ed Milford neo-con
Kerrin Leoni @KerrinLeoni
753 Followers 964 Following Auckland City Councillor Whau Ward-Dep Chair CCO Committee Māori Outcomes Community Advocate. Committee’s of the whole finance transport planning environment.
Faith Austin she/her .. @mfamuso
320 Followers 434 Following Woke is just about being a decent human. Musician, Cooking, Wine and Food, Dining out, Travel, Politics, arguing the point.
max robespierre @klas_bellum
565 Followers 886 Following Eat the rich, or at least tax them accordingly. There/their/they're I don't care.
Carmen Parata @ParataCarmen
137 Followers 329 Following
Eftwyrd @eftwyrd
840 Followers 5K Following Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Erich Fromm
Olivia Andrew @Olivia02232
189 Followers 220 Following Brave defender of Ukraine, dedicated to safeguarding our nation's freedom and security. Fearless, resilient, and unwavering in my commitment to serve 🇺🇦
Julie #FreePalestine @juliepeel33
10K Followers 11K Following Still a socialist therefore not a Labour member/supporter
Pippa MacKay @PippaMacKay1
980 Followers 827 Following Retired GP pro choice,proud mother,pro science, pro vaccines-remembering polio and other vaccine preventable diseases. Oenophile too. [email protected]
Joe Trinder @Joe_Trinder
1K Followers 392 Following Woke Elite Maori of the highest order, Sheeple, Leftard, Commie and other insults. George Soros pays me a small fortune to express these views.
Faux Pastor Lincoln Russ rounding off a week of begging for money for his new church with you guessed it, another attempt to beg for money, and might I add an audacious one at that. For the record it seems today was the second week in a row where nobody turned up to his service.
@UnPressed @jeremycorbyn Corbyn ticks many boxes where other left politicians fall short: - consistently spoken out against the ongoing massacre - openly against billionaires - keeps focus on class / inequality - doesn't eat animals - opposes persecution of Assange - spoke out vs mandates to name a few
A short message from the one and only @jeremycorbyn for people of Aotearoa, New Zealand, during London’s pro-Palestinian protest today. #Cease_fire_In_Gaza_Now
After The Party is an award-winning New Zealand drama about abuse allegations starring Robyn Malcolm abc.net.au/news/2024-04-2…
Guys, can I have a Pharmac job??
@allocyttus @BSmithBenS Dr Ardis - or to give him his medical title - Ardis.
When @nzlabour predicted that inflation would be lower right now, you scoffed @NicolaWillisMP. It is sickening to see your party claiming things as if they were your doing This has nothing to do with you. And you know it.
Inflation is now at 4%, the lowest it’s been in almost 3 years. But there’s still work to do to reduce the cost of living.
Looking at Louise Upston is like staring directly into the dark empty soul of the National Party. The horror is real. Single mum of disabled daughter urges Louise Upston to 'listen' after disability allowance crackdown newshub.co.nz/home/politics/…
We need to have a list of all those big accounts who claim to be pro-Palestinian but they oppose armed resistance. I don’t want to accidentally retweet or amplify any white supremacist who doesn’t believe Palestinians have the right to defend themselves.
@allocyttus @tauhenare The Australian team ran out of puff
More jobs for your mates and fundraisers. 🚬 💵 nzherald.co.nz/nz/former-depu…
Imagine you love someone but this is how they make a cup of tea
What a finish by the #Blues. Far out. Good game alright.
James Shaw superb on Q&A. Clearly and honestly answered every question, with not a hint of cliche, ego or bombasity. Even the most cynical cooker must’ve been impressed. He would’ve made an excellent PM @NZGreens
The reason pro-Israel protests in the West struggle to mobilise masses isn’t the lack of broad support, but it’s that the pro-Israel sentiment is normalised & the vast majority of it is tacit & implied in the same way white supremacy operates.
She used a dodgy drug testing company to make false claims about meth use so she could evict state house tenants and now she is in charge of Pharmac. rnz.co.nz/news/political…
Didn't think I was a dog person. Turns out I was wrong 😱😳
@allocyttus @nzfirst Luxon "rolls" like a "laser" off beam.
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