Chekhov’s Gundam @alandorowski
All RTs are endorsements from the very core of my being. SW-2614-8433-4225. He/him Bluffington Joined May 2009-
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glad I stayed up late making this tn I surely won’t regret that choice in the morning
I don’t know who created Me Espresso…but they should make Me EsspresGO to the polls!!
“three tickets to Challengers please”
me and the hat man deciphering Cocteau twins lyrics after 14 benadryl
*guy who listened to only the set opener each night like this* “Phish at the Sphere was mid, visuals were a 90s screensaver, you’re all coping”
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum that raised me
we need a literary super smash bros i’m trying to be Elizabeth Bennet smashing Jay Gatsby in the head with a frying pan
My DnD group came up with a “300 under 300” list for young professional elves last night and that’s the funniest fantasy trope I can imagine now
had a dream I met Ray Romano and I did the voice and he started beating the shit out of me lol
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Maybe an entire childhood of idolizing Jerry for his cynicism, Elaine for her spite, George for his lying, and Kramer for his ability to avoid any sense of career motivation was bound to fuck me up a little
10 year old me going craaaaaazy rn
If I hear one more person evangelize AI who doesn’t know “center across selection” instead of “merge cells” in excel I will go full jihad
First look at Timothee Chalamet in the upcoming Bob Dylan biopic
Okay, well what kind of Phishhead are you? 1.0 purist? Type II diehard? Cow Funk evangelist? 3.0 Bliss Jam apologist? Wook? Custy? Machine Gun Trey fanboy?
grown adults who lack the maturity and self-regulation to respectfully exist in the same space as a literal baby are infinitely more annoying to me than any baby could EVER be in a restaurant, plane, public place, etc.
grown adults who lack the maturity and self-regulation to respectfully exist in the same space as a literal baby are infinitely more annoying to me than any baby could EVER be in a restaurant, plane, public place, etc.
we need a Newman prequel series
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jdh @Jeffdanherrera
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Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument
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Q @Qmoney09
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Damon Hudson @damonjhudson
382 Followers 2K Following Personal Injury/Med Mal Attorney. Soccer Fan. Avid Green Chile Eater.
New Mexico Lobos @UNMLOBOS
98K Followers 333 Following Official account of the University of New Mexico Lobos Athletic Department
Will 🧢 @will_I_aM505
1K Followers 2K Following @UNMLobos Alumni | #BroncosCountry | Chelsea FC | #AnjunaFamily | EDM 🏠 🎵 | Poker Player ♠️ ♦️ | Fantasy Football Fanatic 🏆 #SFB11 #SFB12 #SFB13 #SFB14
Wizards Apprentice @DanTheCooliest
343 Followers 396 Following ΣΧ alumni Bio & Chem. I mean botany and potions.
Lobo Basketball @UNMLoboMBB
30K Followers 371 Following The official Twitter of New Mexico Men’s Basketball. 2024 Mountain West Tournament Champions 🏆#GoLobos #PROTECTthePIT
Nic @BashBrother95
637 Followers 1K Following Live tweeting from a bar near you! Not stupid just negligent.
Jett Metcalf @jettrecruitsgeo
306 Followers 454 Following Talent @regrowag , former @descarteslabs Sustainability recruiter focused on geospatial, ML/AI and climate tech. Opinions are my own, unless they’re bad.
jdh @Jeffdanherrera
662 Followers 2K Following Hokona Hall Air Guitar Champion, 2009. Antitrust attorney. He/him. Opinions are mine and are very good. 🍞🌹
Ryan Cummings @weakinstrument
961 Followers 2K Following PhD student @UWecon, currently visiting @StanfordEcon. I do work on energy markets, financial markets, and as a little treat to myself, consumer sentiment.
Q @Qmoney09
282 Followers 367 Following San Francisco. cancelled culture. City Boiz. UNM. Giants. Warriors. Niners
AO @TheAtomRay
4K Followers 4K Following making friends, convo, moves, & memories. Marketing @DoorDash. Prev:Sports & Ent. @Coinbase, @chipotletweets & @wholefoods. tweets are my own.
evangelicos @neongeneshit
167K Followers 144 Following memes e conteúdo em geral sobre o anime Evangelion, ou Evangélicos pros mais chegados Adm: @enzimx @clestxn @luiiii_18 bussiness📩: [email protected]
jenna Ɛ: @hotdirtdog
1K Followers 353 Following so if im hot dirt dog and your hot dirt dog the. whos driving the bus
cecilia 🐚 @2coppertone
367 Followers 361 Following i belong in a field / writer + painter / mpls + LA
BigGrease (C0MMS 0PEN.. @BigGreaseEX
120 Followers 195 Following Hi guys (COMMISSIONS AND MESSAGES OPEN 24/7)
Gina Ippolito @GinaIppy
8K Followers 3K Following Writer: The Unicorn, Murphy Brown, Bunk’d, Regular Show, Honest Trailers, @NewRockstars etc. @GijoePodcast host, NJ Jr. Women’s chess champ, sandwich eater.
Spectrum Culture @SpectrumCulture
11K Followers 6K Following Film, music, books: where art and trash collide!
em @emilycctwitch
13K Followers 500 Following I stream everyday @Twitch Partner | https://t.co/VPNxNBlmbl | business: [email protected] | 💙
JSH @85Jsh
115K Followers 2K Following Josh Corpuz♂🇵🇭 | Character Designer @StudiosArtisan | I talk too much about Tactics games and Yoshida's work. FFXIV: Typhon - Ario Arakki
KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • Chess
Dr. Annika Socolofsky.. @aksocolofsky
7K Followers 2K Following rhymes with “Danica” • composer & avant-folk vocalist • Dolly Parton scholar • asst prof @cubouldermusic • PhD Princeton • lifelong tomboy • queer • she/her
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819 Followers 274 Following she/her | hobbiest art maker & nerd person | yugioh account | occasional cosplayer
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6K Followers 560 Following Christ you know it ain’t easy, you know how hard it can be. The way things are going, they’re going 2 for 5, b.
I Shit Music @IShitMusic
538 Followers 344 Following "Are you being sarcastic, dude?" "I don't even know anymore." https://t.co/6VEFAeYYdz
Ana @_motherslug
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the jort huron statem.. @JortHuron
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82K Followers 3K Following Freelance TTRPG illustrator | Carrd: https://t.co/HxvHoIs4Cd | Prints: https://t.co/z2PvqqkjL6 | https://t.co/UnGhQyqTeV
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7K Followers 305 Following 🇻🇪🌈Comic artist & illustrator Pacheco and The Magic Mountain (@amp_kids, 2025) Contact: apamatemate (at) gmail | He/they
i plan on releasing over an hour of new music before the end of 2024
Are you an “I love writing” writer or an “I like to have written” writer?
boston ppl who make weird pop and would wanna play a show with yours truly ? recs?
This is how
Quick question- how the FUCK do you have a wedding for less than $70k?
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
Get rich then get off the grid Linkedin edition
It's so great to see DeadCo finally realizing Jerry's ultimate vision: a centralized hub for fans that will feature interactive activities, art exhibits, exclusive merchandise and much much more, located at The Venetian Resort Las Vegas.
Thinking about how mechanical systems of magic like in Dragon Quest or DnD were their creators’ attempts to translate the ineffable, majestic magic of fantasy lit into games, and how writers who grew up on those games now write magic as game systems because it’s all they know
Kendrick isn’t coming at drake for being half white lol he’s coming at Drake for the ways he seems to use blackness, wearing it like a costume he can put on for fun and take off when its time to be serious —things only biracial blacks can do easily. Drakes career has greatly…
finna start beef w some gay niggas just to feel included
Me seeing an obese asthmatic millennial line up to shoot a basketball at Dave and Busters
he’s killing you Drake. this is a final boss track. this track’s got 3 boss phases. this shit’s got leitmotifs in it Drake. it’s over for you
If you're in your 20s, you get to pick one hobby:
I'm sorry but microtransactions have gone way too far. A random Saudi game company filled a monopoly game with so many dark patterns that they managed to extract *billions* a year out of almost exclusively elderly people. Congress needs to further regulate "dark patterns"
doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off
Biden team pulling the emergency lever
BREAKING: In a historic shift, the U.S. moves to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/mariju…
I really respect Kendrick. Largely because he’s honest and not a hater. He was like “bro, I like some of your stuff, but I just hate you as a person and everything you stand for. Good tunes tho.” 😂
“everybody wanna be demon till they get chipped by a throwaway.” google future middle name real quick.
I don't think AI Music is music at all. Learn more about why I have this luddite take, and why what I consider a Musical Turing Test is nowhere close to being passed with genAI in my latest video, out on Nebula and YouTube.
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