xtine @abowlcut
a bi-sexual billionaire bad boy with charisma who was expelled from boarding school for arson philly Joined April 2009-
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you wouldn’t believe how long @lauraaschott and i just performed miming together. i’m starting to really appreciate the art form
most people should have Twitter for this reason
...maybe later 💤 #mondaymotivation
basically every animal looks like my dog tina. from alligators to bats they all look like tina
2 people from my high school have the same last name and are getting married……. maybe let’s 23 and me and double check some stuff just in case
men don’t know how to write love notes like they used to when they were 5 years old. this is probably the most romantic love note i ever received
donald glover you will always make me feel like i’m kicking my legs up with pure crush energy. i don’t care that he’s corny ive loved him for over a decade
donald glover you will always make me feel like i’m kicking my legs up with pure crush energy. i don’t care that he’s corny ive loved him for over a decade
idk i think i never laughed harder than this afternoon when me and laura were driving a u-haul around west philly. when girls drive big trucks it’s freakin hilarious !!
cat and chihuahua named best pet combo for people who want to be screamed at by small animals and watch this
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@wrexweed When she brought up the male rage, and production showed the split screen with all the men screaming (including Brock) was the icing on the cake for this conversation.
Next yr im too old to be bisexual i have to choose one soon
so much can happen on this show in 25 seconds
thematic variations
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke
this promo goes so hard
frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
wow! actual movement from the feds on weed?
BREAKING: In a historic shift, the U.S. moves to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug, AP sources say. apnews.com/article/mariju…
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
A lot of things
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Jax being interviewed at the White House correspondents dinner is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Wait for the end
It can’t be a ripoff because this cheese ball guy didn’t eat them for 40 days… also was clearly a party. Everyone on that pier was simply there to see me go to war. Very different. #philly