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Stop and ask yourself if what you’re typing really needs multiple exclamation marks.
Can someone explain this to me how Peter Parker was able to afford the hospital bill from Frank’s gun shot despite living in the ruins of New York in spiderman brand new day?
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
Instagram comics zooming in for every punchline is like a laugh track to me.. Once I notice it.. it’s all I notice and doesn’t really make anything funnier..?
I cannot stand a “I walk slow as hell because I’m cool mf” IT’S NEW YORK CITY. MOVE.
@rob_rubsam @CraigGaIIagher “He can tell a better story WITH math than I can without.” :(
If you’re wondering how a lighting designer views the world this is pretty damn close to what I get fixated on regularly.
If you don’t pay close attention, you could miss this your entire life
This moment is pure magic.
Projectionist POV: PROJECT HAIL MARY in IMAX 70mm film. Opening weekend of packed houses loving this film and getting to see it in this very special format. #FilmedForImax 🎥
Just walked out of Project Hail Mary 🔥
Otw to see what Project Hail Mary talking about.
POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics
Loser behavior.
Every image in this studio was created by artist Refik Anadol using artificial intelligence. cbsn.ws/3ZQqcBI
wtf do you mean “allegedly”?? bro got caught in 4k
A bunny in China allegedly snuck into the grape-fermenting pit and got very intoxicated
Which is ironic because I’m the worst at replying.
This is literally what happens in my brain when people leave me on read.
AI is such downgrade. A few years ago, you'd marvel at someone's commitment to the bit—getting a real skater in wizard robes, Middle-Earth maxxing a skatepark, crackerjack editing, all for the love of the game. Now it's just "yep, that's what skating Gandalf would look like."
Opened instagram and this is the first video i see
@Usmanrdabai @RapSheet lol Kyler is a used Miata at best.
ladd + keenan signed this for u like + repost to winnn
Garbage
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776' • Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War • Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind • Has SAG voice actors
Genuinely can't think of any other city where this could happen on a random Sunday New York or nowhere
Olympic gold medalist Shaun White hitting a jump over Shane Gillis in Central Park today during the snowstorm in NYC
Fable will allow you to buy your own house on a single income, this is because it is a fantasy game
Fable is like a real life simulator! You can: •Acquire jobs for income •Buy every house in Albion •Become a landlord, rent your beds to NPCs, and evict them •Buy every business in Albion to get rich •Hire NPCs to work for your business •Date, marry and have children with
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733 Followers 2K Following Composer of Broadway's Tuck Everlasting among other things; co-arranger/orchestrator of Avett Bros musical Swept Away, etc.
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1K Followers 2K Following sad boi chic // I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort.
SDZOTU$ @SadDad__
528 Followers 465 Following You worried bout bitches and I’m worried bout poverty. I ain’t shit,yet. -🐢
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New York Yankees @Yankees
4.1M Followers 341 Following Official account of the 27-time World Series Champions #RepBX Text us: (917) 809-4227
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440K Followers 2K Following Live tweets from what is happening in sports on this day 20 years ago
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