Taylor Barlow @_tayzor
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I heard George Santos crossed his fingers behind his back when he got sworn in
Sharks, today I'm looking for $1 million in exchange for 5% of my steel-toe Crocs company.
This game is too easy Wordle 219 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
PSA: if you're ever on a jury and the defendant is being tried for breaking a law you think is dumb, you can say "Not Guilty" and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Turns out the biggest threat to school bathrooms are actually cis kids
Just a reminder that, as of 2019, Texas is #1 in forcible rape cases (and #15 in rate per 100,000 people). Finally, @GovAbbott decided to eliminate rape!
An app that notifies you if you and your childhood best friend both use each other for your password reset security questions.
"Sometimes there are consequences to being ineffective and weak. The voters understand!" -Donald Jingleheimer Trump (May 20, 2021)
Notice the Dems' masks are color coordinated to their outfits. They are clearly used to wearing them and each probably have a variety of reusables to choose from. The Republicans are clearly using disposable masks, provided by whatever location is forcing them to wear a mask.
Can't believe the cancel culture mob is going after Liz Cheney
So Gaetz is clearly a sleaze and a creep, but it's time to talk about the the sleazy culture IN CONGRESS that made him feel safe enough to share pictures of nude women and to claim to have slept with them
The party of "Freedom Fries" would like you to know that "cancel culture" is a very serious problem.
You know, if the jedi council was dumb enough to use the clone army, despite knowing full well it was commissioned by someone shady (not to mention the poor ethics involved), they kinda deserved to be 66'd, right?
If you're mad about Democrats using reconciliation for a new stimulus package, don't forget that Republicans passed their tax cuts (estimated total cost of $2.3 trillion) under the same process
The pronoun antecedent errors... Unless she's saying she's part of the mob?
The pronoun antecedent errors... Unless she's saying she's part of the mob?
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@planetJoseph @MikeLeeforUtah I genuinely don't understand it. If they truly believe they're doing the right thing then why are they so terrified of being seen doing it.
If you can only win an election by making it harder to vote, you should not hold elected office.
One day a McDonalds executive is going to wake up with the idea to add their already perfect hash browns to a breakfast burrito and likely win a Nobel Prize
Utah was settled by refugees fleeing religious persecution. We understand the pain caused by forced migration and appreciate the contributions of refugees in our communities. Today we sent a letter to @POTUS expressing our desire in helping those who are fleeing Afghanistan.
Show of hands, please: who would rather have an Afghan refugee as a neighbor as opposed to a Trump supporter? I'd rather have an Afghan refugee 8 days a week.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, maybe that's where your kid should be practicing the trumpet.
I reserve the right to love the lakers and dislike 75% of current lakers
if your email subject line contains the word "webinar" it's an instant delete
I love how Europeans have a whole mental breakdown upon hearing that Americans heat water in the microwave. Like are u afraid the texture is going to get ruined
great, I got NFT and BTS confused and now I own a Korean boyband
I hashtagged my tweets so my friends that have conference things muted wouldn’t see them but it ALSO led a bunch of d*zn*at s to my tweets. Only got called an apostate hag once though.
A shocking bad Gmail feature is copy/paste from another email showing up as purple text. They might as well automatically add “I didn’t spend time writing this” to each email
in regards to the Y, i can say as a firsthand witness that the patrolling officer said “as long as no one’s damaging anything, they’re allowed to do that” and then laughed and said he was going to drive to a lower parking lot for a better view because it was “beautiful” ❤️
also jedis lose their lightsabers like I lose my airpods
If reports from his confirmation hearing are accurate, it seems Miguel Cardona didn’t say we need guns in schools to protect from grizzly bears so he’s already outperforming Betsy DeVos.
pardon my french but why the FUCK are we pretending that asking these republicans to resign is effective in ANY way? they don't give a shit/never will. all energy should be going solely into getting them out of office because they are dangerous, unhinged and unfit to do their job
@mtgreenee Sign the petition calling for MTG to resign. Text Resign to 954-954
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