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Chicago-born & bred comediante, scribe, thespian ; 🎭 @TheKitchen_NYC 👂 @soundstagePH 🎤 Glory W(hole) Comedy 📧: [email protected] linktr.ee/mateohurtado5 New York, NY Joined September 2010-
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Turns out they have Dunkin’ in hell.
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Timeline refresher ✨✨✨
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grab somebody sexy tell them hey. give me everything tonight
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Backshots here?
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square mirrors. just like they’re supposed to be
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scorpio, capricorn loves you.
open.spotify.com/track/4USpeNSW… acoustic !
I must enter my lawn mower era 🥹 (touching grass )
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"The longer I live, the more deeply I learn that love — whether we call it friendship or family or romance — is the work of mirroring and magnifying each other’s light." — James Baldwin.
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47 years ago today, Studio 54 opened its doors in New York City. The legendary disco nightclub hosted a sea of celebrities from the start of its grand opening, including legendary divas Grace Jones and Diana Ross, seen here.
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you really gotta approach each new day with a childlike sense of wonder or else you’ll slowly & painfully become jaded by life’s horrors
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Americans Explain What Balanced Coverage Of Gaza Means bit.ly/44n0178
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Why’s it always “me” espresso and never “we” espresso
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good night, be like the Giant Water Bottle!!* *ungovernable
good night, be like the Giant Water Bottle!!* *ungovernable https://t.co/xrzy7EAjDf
Business casual slacks for the oontz oontz party I am going to. Yes… this tracks for me
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When you move towards the people that move towards you. And stop concerning yourself with who doesn’t value you, etc. You’ll realize there is more love in your life than you realized. Your focus just wasn’t in the right place. Shift your focus towards those who embrace you.
Happy Sunday to my weekend workers only! The rest of you stay home please
I woke up in a man’s bed, had a dream I was seeing Challengers again and Zendaya was there, and am now only slightly hungover making my way to Broadway for a matinee. And that’s 36.
Finally back in HTX
Discovering your own boundaries can be a hella harrowing experience
Enjoying my little early morning shift watching Japanese vending machine exploratory videos while I ignore the ever present impending doom feeling and I drink my little latte that’s gonna make my tummy hurt and
5 glasses of wine deep
You don’t need to impact millions of lives. If just one person can say that, their life has been made better because you have lived, you’re making an impact.
Ok that was a lot of dick pics for one day. Here's something a little more wholesome 😇
They're not saying all 50+ writers look like this, they're saying they will be the time a winner is picked.
This grant is for writers over 50. Look at the image.
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