Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_

Don’t get smacked with the practice hand Joined February 2011

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Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_

a hour ago

Someone vomited in the Tuscaloosa highway exit Chick-fil-A and I have all my money on the kid with the Alpine shirt

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redrum @griffisu

a day ago

girls will go on a date with you knowing full well her ex is driving around trying to find and kill you both

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gay white thug who learns slow @OswinBilly

a day ago

My nephew wants me to “stop stuffin that junk in my arm” for his birthday day 😂

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T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom

2 days ago

Think about the worst person you can think of that was in power in your country and multiply by 20

Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7

2 days ago

@CSOonX I need a quick summary about this Lane Kiffin guy. What’s the matter with him? I remember on the trip everytime we told someone we went to LSU they would ask immediately if we met him.

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It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes

2 years ago

Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board. The combined business will operate under the name Fubo. The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV. $FUBO $DIS

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Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_

6 days ago

Tell some Widespread Panic or Phish fan that you don’t like jam band music and they will look directly at you like this

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Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos

7 days ago

The West Point of hookers

Dexerto @Dexerto

a week ago

Arizona State University is now offering a degree in becoming an influencer Students must build a social media account and prove they can gain real followers to graduate

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phlip @MrPerfectPhilip

a week ago

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

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ShireStrike @ShireStrike

a week ago

They’re lying to us about the obesity rate

ShireStrike @ShireStrike

a week ago

I have downloaded hinge

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Let Me Borrow a Dollar @_B_Sum_

a week ago

Hey Siri, pull up that video of Nancy Pelosi saying Joe Biden should be added to Mount Rushmore

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nacho @nachoeveryday

a week ago

This shit is electric

nacho @nachoeveryday

a week ago

I’m watching old Emeril Lagasse episodes and holy shit I’m devastated I missed out on being in that studio audience

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$ẞ @ALMIGHTYSW4VY

2 weeks ago

I’m gone die alone

$ẞ @ALMIGHTYSW4VY

3 weeks ago

First few days of getting yo ho back a have you dapping up the annoying coworker

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JohnnyBravosReturn @Johnnyvitalist

2 weeks ago

Must be retard day today at the grocery store

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Alec Burleson Enjoyer @CardsFan281

2 weeks ago

Pool party tonight with work people that have been making fun of me for eating ground beef and rice every day for the last 6 months #gametime

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jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord

2 weeks ago

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I’m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

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Melvin of York @MelvinofYork

2 weeks ago

if I'm ever killed in a senseless crime I hope people say things about me like "he'd walk into a room and just kinda blend in with the furniture" and "shirt off his back? he wouldnt even give you one from his closet"