Zorpheous Schrödinger @Zorpheous
Grumpy Old Hobbit, Manically Mad, Master Mechanical Engineer, The Schrodenger’s Earth Project (SEP).Do I have a cat? Yes and no. Nerdalorian and Geek. Cannabis google.com Waterford, Ontario Joined January 2011-
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Ok,… maybe some rain and if I know my local weather it will be light drizzle I can manage my cycling chores tomorrow, laundry, groceries and 200 litres of soil and cow poo. No long runs, but all heavy leg runs. I would like to try to take Newton out on the northern trail in…
Next paycheque,… But I purchased the Mask of the Red Death already, imthink iTunes will apply the credit,… maybe not,… we’ll see. I’ll fall asleep to it tonight
Fuck it,… Political leaders bragging about killing puppies? We have failed as a species and evolution does not support failures We had a nice, but short run,… but I seriously don’t think we’ll make it as a species
To,call her a Cunt would be grave and unforgettable insult to Cunts.
To,call her a Cunt would be grave and unforgettable insult to Cunts.
The truly sad thing here is this,… the True MAGA sycophants will support her unless Trump repudiates her.
The truly sad thing here is this,… the True MAGA sycophants will support her unless Trump repudiates her.
That is one long and tired tongue
My Dad was a huge Vincent Price fan. I remember being allowed to stay up into the middle of the night (on a school night) just to watch his movies with my Dad. Sometimes, my Dad would wake me up at 2am and say “The Mask of the Red Death” is on you want to come watch? I can’t…
Seriously, if this doesn’t end her political prospects, than MAGA supporters are truly sick and beyond redemption Everything about this makes me want to vomit rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
This is animal cruelty and it is punishable under the law Period, the end, there is no valid rebuttal PS, she is worth less than a festering, rotting dog turd. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
I’m thinking of seeing what’s available on iTunes
There is a very special place in hell for people like her
Seriously, why is this not a thing in every fucking city on Earth?
In the Cycling News I’m just a hair below 120km for the week, but I have groceries, laundry and spring planting chores to do, so at least another 10km to add to the odometer. The weather is turning to shit, rainy and cover cast for the next ten days. Still, the temps are high…
Really worth the watch
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Orange💘ingPUTINchi.. @OrangePUTINxios
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71K Followers 56K Following — Know Yourself — **Soros-backed Twitter account**. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. #Resist
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@Zorpheous @Angry_Staffer Mine look like this, too, but the bottom stems are crispy. Long winter under gro lights.
@Zorpheous Vincent Price was really underrated!
@Zorpheous @simpkins_elliot @KristiNoem Consider that an honor😁💙
In my home, pets are family. We don't take family members to a pit and execute them for being happy and full of joy.
@Zorpheous @nmcerulean @KristiNoem Sadly, you’re right.
My dog thinks Kristi Noem is a psychotic asshole.
@RebeccaO1340 I have skills, but I also have standards. Sorry Didulo, I'm not available.
@Zorpheous @RebeccaO1340 Tricky Ricky will be jealous when he sees your ladies
Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
@KristiNoem @MELANIATRUMP You shot your dog and Catturd ran over his dog.
FINALLY , we have 100percent scientific proof for god! At last after thousands of years someone, has done it and now we will know for a fact that god is totally real, and not be disappointed AGAIN because its actually stupid nonsense... right? youtu.be/FGFyVRN4SZ0
Me and my first cousin (once removed).
Idk why you would click on this. Says more about you than the fact that we made it in the first place. Right? youtube.com/watch?v=CCf9ZP…
@Zorpheous AB has the same sort of thing, only it's called ''refusing a reasonable request from your employer''. F***** capitalism.
Just using a gif, what's a cartoon from your childhood that takes you back?
Just using a gif, what's a cartoon from your childhood that takes you back?
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