Salma taai ka tota @Zonked_God
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That’s how I ask for free drinks at restaurants.
This is how I flirt : कोई संध्या तुम रूठ के जब एकांत में पीपल के पत्ते गिनने लगो, तो तुम्हारे लिए रवि और सोम का एक ही व्योम में मिलन करवाएँगे। मानो इतना सब ना हो के बस एक छोटा सा कुटीर - बाग मिले हमें, तो बस उसी कुटीर के आँगन के तुलसी और शालिग्राम हो जाएँगे। 😑
Andar se saale sab Dilli waale Arvind bhai hain.
Apple Watch is 10 minutes early in starting the hand-wash timer. Its not understanding the chronology of the activities. One handed motion is definitely different than the two-handed motion.
अगर यही चलता रहा तो अमेरिका में भी मोटा भाईं CAA का गुणगान गायेंगे।शर्म करो यार इतना फ़ास्ट तो मुन्ना और माधुरी भी नहीं थे। 😑 #mirzapurseason2
If this works out for trump and he wins the election. We know what job smriti Irani and Neeta Ambani would be having in near future. #AmericaElection #BiharElections #BJP
If this works out for trump and he wins the election. We know what job smriti Irani and Neeta Ambani would be having in near future. #AmericaElection #BiharElections #BJP
Sambhit bhai or rahul bhai ke fufa doland jee hain, je aaj saabit ho gaya! Beesee, ye alag nahi maan rahe.
Sambhit bhai or rahul bhai ke fufa doland jee hain, je aaj saabit ho gaya! Beesee, ye alag nahi maan rahe.
Baaki sab chod, kya Mexicans USA ke kashmiri Pandits hain?
#ArnabGoswami Maharashtra Government’s way to effectively minimise noise pollution. Acche din aa rahe par laa koi aur raha hain!😑
Client : Step in my shoes and think about the repercussions. Me : Not possible! Gaandu tera pair chota hain. 😑
I know two superheroes @ShittyOak and @The_eyecoinist.
I know two superheroes @ShittyOak and @The_eyecoinist.
Finally!
How it Started vs How it's Going ❤️
I gamble on bumble & binge on flix to survive the weekends No snapstreaks & less instaviews are really adding to my plight. Lost in despair, I feel numb switching between zoom & skype, Random dates with the strays are my only dose of dreamy delights. #QuarantineLife
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listening to cigarettes after sex, without having both of them.
IKEA Mumbai’s opening couldn’t nearly be half as crazy as Hyderabad’s
No one pressures me into getting a job like LinkedIn does Hold it LinkedIn, I’m trying to get my life together
It’s obsolete yet I find myself playing Jingle Burgers with strangers on the internet at 2am
Live photos can be made into boomerangs on your ig story by just hard pressing them
Hits the right spots of my past. BRB crying to "tune mere jaanaa, kabhi nahi jana"
if you're dating someone with strict parents please fucking be nice to them. you don't know what all they go through just so you can be happy.
Amazed seeing companies respond
All these pranks about throwing food at siblings look so fun when foreigners do it If I did it, I’d have to scrub the walls, floor and anything remotely stained AND get yelled at I’d much rather not prank than clean
*crime exists* Superman: flies to the spot Batman:
Crease effect trend would’ve made my school life so much easier
Is there any feature that’s not on Snapchat? DM Memories Stories Reels Blogs Horoscopes?!!? SnapchatPay bacha hai bas
Nahi aunty shaadi ke liye bio-data nahi, job ke liye CV banaya hai, bhejdu? Yahan jugaad lagwao toh maanu.
Does this happen with anybody else You’re in love with a song, and suddenly you see it on someone else’s insta story, and just like that, you’re done May be it’s the person, or the fact that the song lost its sanctity of simply being yours
Twitter is cool You can rant about how shitty your friends are, they’ll read it but still never know if it were them
Hey @Zonked_God, what happened Man?? Long time no cheee 💩. #WorkFromHome #PUBG
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