Yaya @Yaya
The following tweets are extremely serious and should not be taken lightly. Do not try this at home. textism.com/favrd between NYC and freaking jerse Joined August 2008-
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I miss ancient times were people thought an eclipse meant we had to go hide in the caves. Instead I'm sitting in an office waiting for my next meeting to start.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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217 Republicans just voted to cut Veterans care. 2024 is coming. We will NEVER let you forget this!
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"What you're telling me is, you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing you think of, but when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying f*ck." Jon Stewart is a national treasure.
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“It literally can pulverize bones … it can provide this blast effect.” The AR-15 is the weapon of choice for many mass killers. The Post sought to illustrate the lethal force of the weapon and show in detail its catastrophic effects. wapo.st/3lF9moX
Me to my husband: "Here pack this extra sweater for our 4yo's picture day, just in case." The 4yo: "Thank you for letting me know."
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The Trump Organization was found guilty of tax fraud, merry Christmas!
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JUST IN: Pelosi dismissed Raskin push to probe Trump over plans to host foreign leaders at private resort: book trib.al/edEsh28
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The Republicans are honing their message: You can be a Nazi and still be nice.
The Republicans are honing their message: You can be a Nazi and still be nice.
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I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque
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This is the ad that pissed off Trump this morning.
So wait, they only "back the blue" when it's violence against a race? Ooohh ok.
Me: "You can't eat THAT cookie. See that green sign, it means not for children." My 3yo: "You mean recycling?" Who is teaching this kid? 😂♻️ Ummm, good job.
3yo: We made a flag for Father's Day today in school. 😊 Me: That's great, you'll give it to daddy on Sunday for Father's Day? 3yo: *yelling* TODAY IS FATHER'S DAY, MY TEACHER TOLD ME THAT!! *growls then starts to cry* Me: What's happening?
How my 3yo "saves" money.... Digs thru mommy's purse, bed side table and collects all of HER money and claims it as his own. Then asks me if the $1.50 he's holding gets him the battery operated car he saw in the store.
Satan has successfully taken ahold of this country thru the Republican party and all while using the name of God. Nothing makes Satan happier than children being sacrificed for a fetish with assault rifles.
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What time is the eclipse? I want to get out and stare at the sun ahead of time to build up some immunity.
Some of y'all wish someone would stare at you like that, too, huh?
We’re supposed to be in the path of totality in a few hours but it’s overcast. And instead of the rapture we got raptors. Worst eclipse ever.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE SUN RIGHT NOW?????
Me, watching breathless newscasters covering the eclipse with their giant mugs in the shot, talking about how it affects them and FORGETTING TO SHOW US THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE
Did some cleaning up in my office/studio today.
My dumbass tried looking at the eclipse *through* the strainer...
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