Emily @WellBoo66
Things that I'd, most likely, never say to my mother. Hell...errr, ummm....Florida Joined January 2015-
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Instead of doing work at work, I'm researching the best blow job techniques so he doesn't break up with me when I can't get him to come.
Screw you, Midol. These cramps require something a bit stronger...like heroin.
It's just my luck that my period is due on the same day I'm quitting smoking. Oh--did I mention that I am also completely out of drugs too?!
Oh fuck. This is totally the darkest timeline and I'd like to roll again, please.
I worry that the only good selfies I ever take are when I'm on drugs. And I don't even look fucked up. Hmm...
I hate it when I'm telling a story and you interrupt it by snoring.
I worry that I am legitimately losing my mind. Like full on crazy. But if I were crazy then I wouldn't know I'm crazy, right?
I love it when the ground plan you're given doesn't match the set that's built. WTG. #sonotarealtheatre
just because you fuck me doesn't give you a pass on basic human manners. a 'please' and a 'thank you' goes a long way.
He is just all sorts of winning tonight. WTG, cum dumpster, WTG.
it's amazing how the emotional turmoil i endure beforehand is always equal to the amount of uterine lining that's exiting my body
I am fucking tired of people having no regard for anyone but themselves. I am also fucking tired of people who are too stupid to live.
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190 Followers 303 Following Reader, autodidact. You'll have to DM first.
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBil... @MonotoneofBill
102K Followers 105K Following I'm Ernie from southern Maine. Mostly post wordplay in retirement. Like streaming, the ocean, early jazz & the Boston teams. Sorry - DMs broken. #F4F
BeachLover @OneOfTheseNites
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My Brain Parts®️�... @LiamBarrettEsq
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reppocs @reppocs
2K Followers 131 Following Vine superstar. Very serious person. Sweet little Linux baby. Leader of Antifa. If you're a potential employer, this is a parody account.
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No Way @venomjunkie2
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79 Followers 304 Following Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
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