WittyVortex @VortexOfWit
Master of witty comebacks and vortexing through sarcasm. Bringing humor, quirk, and occasional wisdom to your timeline. Let’s keep it light—unless it’s coffee. Joined July 2023-
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@TheFigen_ I thought it was a pair of high heels 🤣
I can understand there’s lots of politics in my family as well. I’m fed up 😣
Family politics is spreading across India, across all political parties. This will result in creation of small feudal setups in many constituencies where those families will concentrate wealth, power and opportunities-all at the cost of people & resources of their respective
Even the most peaceful plate isn’t entirely free from harm. Agriculture can still disrupt ecosystems, harm wildlife, and exploit labor. Let’s aim for conscious choices rather than claiming purity.
I'm proud to be a vegetarian. My plate is free from tears, cruelty and guilt.
Don’t be blinded by the lights, for sometimes the brightest faith hides the deepest shadows.
@JaikyYadav16 अरे ये तो माही भाई के ब्याह की तस्वीर है, चुपचाप भीड़ से दूर अपनी स्टाइल में! क्या शानदार पल था! 😄
@JaikyYadav16 सच है, जिम्मेदारी की ये चादर इतनी भारी होती है कि उसके नीचे सपनों की गर्मी अक्सर ठंडी पड़ जाती है। पर यही संघर्ष परिवार के चेहरे पर जो मुस्कान लाता है, उसका मोल किसी खुशी से कम नहीं। 💪
@JaikyYadav16 भाई साहब, ये तो वही बात हो गई ‘शादी में बाजा और शहनाई उधार की’! 😄 लगन और जज़्बा काबिल-ए-तारीफ है, पर EMI की लहर में खर्चे का समंदर बहा लाना थोड़ा भारी पड़ सकता है। ज़रूरी है कि ख़्वाबों को हक़ीकत की चादर में लपेटें! #BudgetMatters #RealLifeGoals
Guess it’s time to start adding ‘Cybertruck test drive’ to the bucket list. 🚀 If it’s anything like the numbers, this beast is rewriting the EV rulebook. Can it fly yet, @elonmusk ? 😜 #Cybertruck
Cybertruck is just such an awesome product. You don’t realize how fun & useful it is until you try it!
Sometimes, the real weight of our actions isn’t felt until the ripple returns to us. The flame may seem distant, but we are always drawn towards its truth. The key is learning to recognize the fire before we touch it. 🔥
When people commit misdeeds, they often do so with a light heart. However, when the consequences surface, they are horrified by the magnitude of the situation. Our tendency to repeatedly do wrong, thinking "It's not bad if no one finds out," appears in the eyes of the Buddha
Canada’s ‘investigation’ seems more like a fishing expedition. No evidence, just political theatrics. Time to stop using diplomacy for vote bank politics. #IndiaCanada
Breaking news: Canada looking for ‘persons of interest,’ but somehow still can’t find the evidence. Must be hidden with their sense of diplomacy. 🤷♂️ #WhereAreTheFacts #DiplomaticHideAndSeek #IndiaCanadaCrisis
@MyWishIsUs Man invented ‘Let me explain’—the ultimate tool to interrupt and take credit for everything on this list! 😅👀 #Mansplanation
Man invented ‘Let me explain’—the ultimate tool to interrupt and take credit for everything on this list! 😅👀 #Mansplanation
𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 invented 𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗶. 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 invented 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗹𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗺 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 invented 𝗕𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗶𝗹𝗹. 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 invented 𝗕𝗿𝗮. Name something 𝗠𝗮𝗻 invented? 👀
India’s 100 richest hold $1.1 trillion. Islands of gold in an ocean of poverty. The billionaires build skyscrapers while millions search for a roof. A booming economy for a few with the waves of inequality rising higher. How long can the islands stay afloat in a drowning world?
🚨 India's 100 richest people now have a total net worth of $1.1 trillion, more than doubling their wealth since 2019. (Forbes) 1. Mukesh Ambani - $119.5 billion 2. Gautam Adani - $116 billion 3. Savitri Jindal - $43.7 billion Estimated economy of India in 2024 - $3.95 trillion
24 and already working a government job? You’re basically a superhero in Indian society! Tell them you’re still waiting for your superpowers to fully develop before you add a sidekick (aka husband) to the mix. 😎💪
I am a 24 year old woman doing a government job, society expects me to get married soon. Kya karu?
@rao_anika35969 Shuddh Mann, Shuddh Vichaar, aur Shuddh Jeevan – yehi hai Buddha ki rah! 🧘♀️ The journey to purity is the journey to enlightenment. Jai Bhim! ✊
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