Rural Juror @UWFerris
This site is the Titanic, and I’m the one that plays the propeller like a marimba with my skull Seattle, WA Joined August 2010-
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Imagine being a new comer to group and not even trying to fit in
Imagine being a new comer to group and not even trying to fit in
Typical conversation with a 4 year old: Her: hey dad, guess what! Me: what?! Her: no, guess Me:
It takes 2.5 days to get from Seattle to Denver by train, but soon you’ll be able to get from Stevinus Crater to Mons Dieter in a few hours. Cool!
It takes 2.5 days to get from Seattle to Denver by train, but soon you’ll be able to get from Stevinus Crater to Mons Dieter in a few hours. Cool!
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
Taught my dog this new trick where I yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” and he keeps barking as loud as he possibly can.
You better believe it! #PurpleReign
Me, when my grandpa used to watch the best golfers in the world at the masters: wow I’ll never be that lame Me, watching some random dude on TokTok lose 2 balls and shooting a 9 on a par 4: haha, I gotta send this to everyone I know
Zac Taylor isn’t even using Browning’s most deadly weapon (the Pooch Punt)
Major brands have refused to buy my increasingly shitty product. I will publicly disparage them and sue them because I am a business genius.
Tremendous, well done sir
Unforeseen downside of letting your 4-year old use noise-cancelling headphones on the airplane: they’ll loudly shout “Dad did you fart?”
If Michigan paid an employee to watch Iowa's offense in person, they should be punished by OSHA, not the NCAA
I’m so happy for Michael Penix, real tears
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Ken Griffey Jr had 172 Home Runs by then, what’s your point
Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
Upon further review: these are still ridiculous selections given the context, but it's easier to squint and imagine the Penix pick working out
The Broncos' selection of Bo Nix likely would have been the shocker of the NFL Draft had the Falcons not taken Michael Penix Jr. earlier. But which of these off-the-radar picks has the better chance of panning out? @alex_kirshner has an answer👇 theanalyst.com/na/2024/04/202…
Our daughter less than 30 minutes after putting her down for a nap:
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the warren moon rehab tour continues and i am once again noting there’s a reason the seahawks won’t get anywhere near him
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The thing I keep thinking about this AM: Michael Penix Jr., Rome Odunze and Troy Fautanu each bet on themselves. None had a first round grade last year. All could have left anyway. Most do these days. Instead, they came back and got better. No ego. All belief. They earned it.
Troy Fautanu didn't enjoy interviews, had no interest in personal accolades. But he was relentlessly personable. Turn the camera off, and there's Troy, asking how you're doing, calling you by name, shaking your hand. A part-time barber, full-time mauler and a consummate teammate.
On a personal note, those guys were each an asset to UW. Penix carried a tremendous weight last season. We could all see it, feel it. It could have crushed him. He said the goal was a national championship, and he repeated it. And repeated it. And he damn near did it.
Rome Odunze may be the most unanimously beloved person I've ever encountered. Always smiling. Always gracious. Always making you feel like your time is valuable, that your question matters. He stayed after practice and answered every question, always. His patience was profound.
Musk did not improve the economics of the business and did not make the product better but instead allowed it to wilt. He didn't melt it to zero because enough people are addicts, but his investment is a tiny fraction of what he paid *because* the product got worse
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