Twiteuldideuldi @TweetleRookie

Globalement inoffensif. ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈᵉᶻ ᵖᵃᵗʳⁱᵒᵗ (PP par Roman Novak) Joined July 2013

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Twiteuldideuldi @TweetleRookie

a month ago

J'ai une amie à la recherche d’une chambre ou un studio ou un T2 dans le centre de Nice ou le quartier de la Libération pour une durée indéfinie mais temporaire (quelques mois) de préférence non meublé. Budget 500-650 euros. ( Merci pour vos partages )

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Professeur Butch @BalthazarButch

a month ago

Apparemment aucune loi n'oblige à congeler sa pisse. Comme l'impression d'avoir perdu énormément de temps ces 15 dernières années.

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Ryo le Ryū @DracoAlpestris

2 months ago

Je suggère à l'Académie française de s'emparer enfin des anglicismes dans la pornographie en remplaçant officiellement "big tits porn" par "pornichons"

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𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊 @valkalrie

4 months ago

sisyphus when he’s allowed to work from home

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Lord James Alvarez @ObscureGent

5 years ago

Me: This milk tastes funny Lactating clown: Thank you

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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42

5 years ago

My wife's parrot is in love with some guy named Jeff lol

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

11 months ago

I can’t imagine anything scarier than the Willy Wonka tour. Not the accidents or terrifying boat ride. Just my greatest fear of doing something embarrassing and then having people sing about it.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

7 years ago

Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

2 years ago

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

10 months ago

Batman said he based his costume on the thing that scared him most as a child, so it seems weird he chose “bats” instead of “some dude killing his parents”

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brent @murrman5

7 years ago

[on phone with son] remember grimace probably weighs over 400lbs [son at mcdonalds waiting for his interview] they probably won't ask that

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

9 months ago

Another interpretation of pavlov’s experiment is his dog trained him to ring a little bell before serving him dinner.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

8 months ago

You name your horse. If you made it through an entire desert without naming it that’s your problem.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

7 months ago

the worst part of being Einstein was probably that he did so much amazing work but nobody could say “great job, Einstein” without sounding sarcastic

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

7 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

6 months ago

Stop telling me not to feed ducks bread because it kills them. Literally all my favorite foods will kill me. Let ducks enjoy themselves.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

6 months ago

Re-watching Grease! The adorable, family-friendly movie about how you can be popular if you change your personality and become hotter

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

4 years ago

The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

6 months ago

why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

5 months ago

grampa: no controversial topics this Christmas— me: it’s not controversial grampa: don’t start me: Santa is more powerful than the X-Men grampa: Phoenix would DESTROY San— me: SPEED, OMNISCIENCE, FLIGHT— grampa: HE CAN’T FLY IF SHE WIPES REINDEER FROM EXISTENCE!