Mr Tree @TrueGritTree
Holder of the best avatar on Twitter award for the season 2011/12. Blocked by Carol Decker of T'pau 2014 Masturbating since 1977 Joined March 2010-
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@MikeTappTweets Mike, you fucking nutcase. Please point out where Keith has left this country in a better place? This government has been the shitshow of shitshows. One day you bunch of clowns might remove your heads from your arses and realise what a self centred bunch of tossers you all are.
@thesundaysport Thanks for the reminder. It’s my wedding anniversary.
I don’t understand or “get” football but. We’re not very good at this are we?
Recreate the aurora of a Spanish villa holiday by simply placing your garden pop up pool by the bins in your garden @TwopTwips
@BurnsideWasTosh Join the club. Record figures this year. Record order book. Profits. Virtually fuck all to go by.
I dared my kids to do something like this for a lollipop or some shit once. Knobheads took up the challenge.
Jiri Prochazka bathing his entire body in stinging nettles last night 😭 “All night body tingling, but the next day, feel cleansed and reborn.”
apple.news/A2tuSrAqDQDiwp… Didn’t even start, mate.
@FarRightSkip Neptune for me. Bastard still doesn’t help me catch any fish though. Must be a mythical thing or something 🤷🏼♂️
@IncognitoMV @MisterMilo Funny thing is, so is yesterday’s weather station in Gosport. Ok it’s not Gatwick but Daedalus. A great big fuck off strip of concrete and tarmac.
Why don’t we just fuck off all this “advice” being given to us about slapping on chemical sunscreen. Drink 30 billion litres of water a day and stay out of the sun We’re British. Go find a pub garden. Sit out in the sun and get properly fucking burnt. It’ll be rain next week
I’m currently sat in the garden with the rain coming down watching the swifts catch insects mid flight. Lovely out here and doesn’t smell of bbq farts either.
My wife really struggles with the heat. Perimenopausal and has always moaned about it being too hot or too cold. As you can imagine, aircon and fans are going flat out. Just dropped my guts in front of a fan in the bedroom as a little treat for her ❤️
Remeber this, Labour had 402 MP's, and not one of them was good enough to replace Starmer. They had to have a by-election by a Labour MP resigning, to get someone in to replace him. Thats the quality of the MP's running the country.
@Keir_Starmer Like fuck did you direct them. Stop blowing smoke up your own arse you utter fucking piss stain.
Funny how this time yesterday I’d just got back in from the middle of the western English Channel shitting my pants I was going to run out of fuel.
The thing with Angela Rayner is, I can’t work out if she’s been stung by a bee in her mouth or if she’s chewing a toffee. Can only imagine if she were talking in front of you, it would just be spit everywhere.
TheChelseaFishmonger @rexgoldsmith
10K Followers 1K Following I'm THE CHELSEA FISHMONGER. nice ish bloke. often found swearing in a blue van. dad, husband, born to dance.
Lulu Q @cloud989065265
13 Followers 488 Following living in highlights & heart emojis 💗 100% follow back
DaisyDreams @lpowb18153346
18 Followers 271 Following There are no shortcuts in life, only one step at a time.
Billy Madani @Billymadani123
146 Followers 7K Following I don’t pretend to be someone else, just me your favorite 😻 queen 👸, let love ❤️ lead 😍🥰🥰😘
Luna Bloom @spectrophobia_9
620 Followers 252 Following Only those who stand at the finish line will feel tired and understand the hardship of the journey
The Uri @uricohenisrael
67K Followers 58K Following 🇮🇱🎗✡️ Graduated 🎓 from Shuk Mahne Yehuda University, Support my work while im in the IDF/ request a video⬇️
✨✨💗 @shoaibmoosa90
25 Followers 159 Following The wind can't catch it, the fog will dissipate, and one must always say goodbye to things that don't belong to one.
Thairtr @ThairtrEgd
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Diana @Diana83707235
722 Followers 2K Following US Citizen 🇺🇲 Single 😎 Fitness💪🏻 Entrepreneur🏥 Travel✈️ Golf⛳
Atticus Grammarticus ... @upacreek13
295 Followers 372 Following “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell 1984 Apparently far right - MSM
Jan @Driums
442 Followers 974 Following Stab a sorry heart...with your favourite finger! SLF, Jam, Smiths, Morrissey, Suede, Vaccines
ArnulfoDrinski @ArnulfoDri83354
47 Followers 2K Following
Mister Milo @MisterMilo
7K Followers 7K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. ‘The King of Z List Sweary Dogs’ - Grok
Ciaranga @ciaranga
146 Followers 502 Following Former Met officer now working in Finance. Likes running and generally anything in the countryside. 🇬🇧
Anastasia Birba @anastasia_birba
3 Followers 59 Following
SteKeating @Stekeat
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The Time Line Skullin... @TimeLineSkulls
6K Followers 910 Following International Skulling Society TAG @TimeLineSkulls with all your skulling vids… ORIGINAL SKULLING SOCIETY #Skulled
James @BminorJimmy
210 Followers 770 Following while we’re living, the dreams we have as children fade away
Charlie Foxtrot Esq. @500yds
79 Followers 639 Following Target shooting, cars, fixing watches, gaming, making music, painting. Meat dodger. Far too old for all this. Occasional idiot.
Greater - Britain aft... @GreaterTheBook
2K Followers 4K Following "The most important political book that nobody has read (yet)" - The Daily Telegraph
MARKITMC @MARKITMC
529 Followers 2K Following Anti Woke, former D&B🎤who now spends time getting stressed online with convid & our government😔 family man & have a ⛳ addiction. Season Ticket Holder BMU⚒
Ash @ash2279
304 Followers 340 Following Britannico di nascita, Siciliano per grazia di dio 🇮🇹 Saviour of The Great British Village Pub 🍻
Robin Clarke @Chiefspc
279 Followers 821 Following 90% Wrestling / 5% cute cats / 5% Hong Kong Stuff
philip simm @philip_simm
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john mark 🦈 @wr274
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Chwis @ChwisSweed
4K Followers 818 Following Ex Army. Ex Chief Concorde refueller. King of fossil fuels. Cultural icon on the London art scene. JR of Tameside.
Tarnjit Singh Sangha @27476b54549e462
26K Followers 16K Following PROUD BRITISH SIKH MALE I love my country and my country is the UNITED KINGDOM. Utter hatred of anything 'Woke'. What I say, I say from the heart.
Kenneth Mac Nab @Kennybyb
1K Followers 1K Following MBE A fifth generation fisherman with a passion for fishing communities and to make sure they stay economically sustainable
Dorset Shellfish Co @Dorsetshellco
1K Followers 1K Following Based in the South West we specialise in the supply of MSC certified Manila Clams (Palourdes) & also Cockles, [email protected]
Josh Bingham @JoshBingham01
86 Followers 175 Following
skullbones @skol211
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miriam @miriam40705187
295 Followers 4K Following
misterpungle @misterpungle
54 Followers 452 Following
Linda 〓〓 @Uptown_Otter
1K Followers 2K Following #MouzelMaid Fisherman’s wife, mother & cat person. Mum to daughters 🧩
chloe @Twinnumberone02
443 Followers 118 Following Born 2 minutes before @twinnumbertwo02... first the best, second the worst!
Megan @Twinnumbertwo02
462 Followers 86 Following Born 2 minutes after @twinnumberone02 ... First the worst, second the best!
RJ1980 @RJ19801
115 Followers 838 Following
TheChelseaFishmonger @rexgoldsmith
10K Followers 1K Following I'm THE CHELSEA FISHMONGER. nice ish bloke. often found swearing in a blue van. dad, husband, born to dance.
Octopus Energy @OctopusEnergy
128K Followers 630 Following We believe energy should be better. A better experience for customers, better for the planet, and better value for money.
🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto
101K Followers 988 Following I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.
UK DOGE @UKDOGEPROJECT
3K Followers 8 Following A project tackling UK Government waste from the team @GuidoFawkes. Tips to: [email protected]
Dominic Cummings @Dominic2306
312K Followers 3 Following Peace abroad, weaponising autism for regime change & *systems politics* at home
Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10
883K Followers 748 Following Great Yarmouth MP. Ex-Southampton FC Chairman. Businessman. Farmer. Former MEP. Leader, @restorebritain.
Charlie Peters @CDP1882
101K Followers 1K Following National Reporter @GBNEWS | Presenter 'Saturday Morning Live' 10-12.
Jaseybaby ( MOOSHTIPS... @jasygeorgeybaby
15K Followers 0 Following Been travelling the world 🌎 for 10 years, and literally having it bang off (continuously)
Mister Milo @MisterMilo
7K Followers 7K Following First Minister and President for Life of Milo Manor. Refusenik. ‘The King of Z List Sweary Dogs’ - Grok
Steve Inman @SteveInman
2.9M Followers 4K Following That sports commentator that narrates random videos from around the globe.
MarineTraffic @MarineTraffic
124K Followers 735 Following The #1 ship tracking service in the world. Available on the web https://t.co/YmiB0QzxyX and mobile app https://t.co/YVWnhe8jt0
John A Buchan @JohnABuchan1
4K Followers 82 Following
Wolf Alice @wolfalicemusic
212K Followers 418 Following Gospel Oak is out now and The Clearing B-Sides 7" vinyl is available to pre-order, yours Aug 21st xxx
Kenneth Mac Nab @Kennybyb
1K Followers 1K Following MBE A fifth generation fisherman with a passion for fishing communities and to make sure they stay economically sustainable
RR @RyanR2021
7K Followers 496 Following
Tarnjit Singh Sangha @27476b54549e462
26K Followers 16K Following PROUD BRITISH SIKH MALE I love my country and my country is the UNITED KINGDOM. Utter hatred of anything 'Woke'. What I say, I say from the heart.
Chwis @ChwisSweed
4K Followers 818 Following Ex Army. Ex Chief Concorde refueller. King of fossil fuels. Cultural icon on the London art scene. JR of Tameside.
kirstie madgwick @KIRSTIEm123
57 Followers 60 Following practicaly perfect in every way, working, super mum to three boys and a beautiful girl xxx enjoying life in the south downs.
the.female.fisherman @FemaleFisherman
579 Followers 48 Following i don’t think I’m smart enough for Twitter 😂 find me on Instagram instead: @thefemalefisherman
Ali @PoshOlive1151
104 Followers 536 Following Bristolian and friend to a chosen few! I like making crafty things.
Urban Soul Orchestra @UrbanSoulOrch
2K Followers 2K Following Urban Soul Orchestra (USO) is a contemporary and versatile string ensemble with a unique twist, incorporating percussion, brass, DJ and vocals.
Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes
444K Followers 27 Following Britain's leading news and politics site, blowing up Westminster since 2004. Become a member today: https://t.co/eWArYPrj9w
Linda 〓〓 @Uptown_Otter
1K Followers 2K Following #MouzelMaid Fisherman’s wife, mother & cat person. Mum to daughters 🧩
Stevenson Newlyn @NewlynStevenson
709 Followers 2K Following Providing fresh fish from Newlyn Market and direct from our own fleet, offering complete traceability and the highest quality Cornish fish. 01736 874707
Katie @Savagekate2
47 Followers 83 Following Yorkshire lover of tea and French bulldogs! Proud owner of Savage Frenchies 🐾
Fishing News @YourFishingNews
6K Followers 1K Following The voice of the industry since 1913. Weekly newspaper and website providing the latest news, features and nostalgia from the commercial fishing industry.
DarrenWHU @DarrenWHU
271 Followers 655 Following I'll follow you if your tweets interest/amuse me. If not I won't bother. Don't expect an auto follow back
Bob Sleigh @mr_lovebucket
58 Followers 49 Following
Alan Dwan @Bm800_Hake
6K Followers 3K Following Fishing Hake in the SW Approach’s the past 35yrs, now working for WaterDance Fishing and @western_fish aboard Kelly of Ladram Waterford/Cornwall
Trawlerphotos.co.uk �... @Trawlerphotos
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F/V Hard Merchandise @FVHardMerch
15K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter of F/V Hard Merchandise Owned & Operated by @CaptMarciano of @NatGeoChannel's @WickedTuna. Find us on Instagram : @FVHardMerch Tails Up!
Annie Gilbert @HappyHooker1157
12K Followers 7K Following I am a female commercial skipper working out of Poole specialising in line caught sustainable fish I work with my husband on our Cheetah Cat Happy Hooker II🐟⚓️
Southern IFCA @SouthernIFCA
3K Followers 2K Following The Southern IFCA is tasked with the sustainable management of sea fisheries resources in Dorset, Hampshire and the Isle of Wight.
Veasey & Sons Fishmon... @FishmongersFR
5K Followers 5K Following Quality Sussex Seafood. Voted Best Sussex Food Shop 2013/14 & Fishmonger of the Year 2014 & 2016 home of Veasey’s Famous Fishcakes
ian gilbert @captaingrumpy04
1K Followers 916 Following Am joint skipper with my wife Annie of Happy Hooker II a 7.9m Cheetah Cat specialising in line caught sustainable fish.
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