Treewag @Treewag
Boredom in the shape of a man http://t.co/hs9YPFr0SF Kingwood TX Joined July 2013-
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What's left for me to do for a mid-life crisis if I can't see well enough to drive (no new car) and I'm not getting a divorce?
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Yep, I've got the Black Dog. This should be fun.
The return on investment here is just terrible, got to talk to my broker...
@toddlerfrathaus Sorry to hear that, I'm not one of the 'misery loves company' types so it really sucks when it sucks for others too.
Well this has been about the most suckarrific weekend in quite awhile, how are you all doing? Good?
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I'm not enjoying my drunk thumbs
Sorry for all the bad stuff going on with you right now. True I don't really know you but that doesn't mean I can't care what happens.
You got me runnin' going out of my mind. You got me thinking that I'm wasting my time. Don't bring me down. Just, stop it, Okay?
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*opens Facebook app* *Sees "OMG, so glad it's fall! #pumpkinspicelattehoodiefallYAY:)"* *Burns things*
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The deserving far outnumber those willing to give.
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I think I may be...wait...yeah, I'm dead.
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If you don't like someone here, for whatever reason, you can just completely not interact with them. Ever! Cool, huh.
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I never get to hang out with gorillas. ~things that make me sad
@saraheliza83 Wait another ten years, weather won't even be a factor (just twisted my ankle typing this)
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Actually just said the words "hold on, I have to put on my nice sweatpants" so my white trash transformation is complete.
I just spent less time picking out a new computer than I did to choose the last netflix movie I'm watching. What. Is. Wrong. With. Me.
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No I don't want to smoke your cigar! *bitch slaps him upside the head* Oh...an actual cigar, my bad. *walks away mumbling...fucking twitter*
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