Topper @TopperUK

Unseen in the background, fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. CPO. UK Joined November 2012

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Topper @TopperUK

4 days ago

All this talk about us signing Danny Welbeck, but did you know his Dad was in bomb disposal? His name is Stan. #CFC

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Topper @TopperUK

3 months ago

Turns out my mate was right when he said it would be weird applying each other's sun-tan lotion. I just wish he'd stop rubbing it in.

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Topper @TopperUK

6 months ago

@ralpha060461 Neither did they if they are at the Winter Olympics…

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Topper @TopperUK

6 months ago

@FrauForelle Am able to confirm that both hallways and mats are, indeed, still a thing.

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Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en

7 months ago

Carol of the Bells in Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

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Topper @TopperUK

8 months ago

@ralpha060461 It's cruel to make tape out of frogs. (And yes, I am aware of gorilla glue...).

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John Gordon Sinclair Blue Tick @Jgs_x

8 months ago

24hrs later & my wife’s just come to pick me up from the pub! What a night!!! Did we win?

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Topper @TopperUK

8 months ago

@sidcelery No, really, this is riveting, do go on… 😉 X

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Topper @TopperUK

9 months ago

#Scotland #WorldCupQualifiers #WorldCup2026 still need white shorts I’m afraid. What a game though. #kit

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Topper @TopperUK

9 months ago

@barkway_ken Wouldn’t want it in a bad way…😉 Good luck to your lot! Great game.

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Topper @TopperUK

9 months ago

#Scotland #WorldCupQualifiers #WorldCup2026 Fantastic game! Well done the Northern Brits 😉 Have a good evening al my “scotch” chums!

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Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno

9 months ago

Last year, Germany took over twice as many asylum seekers as the UK. France, Italy and Spain took 1.5 times as many. Per capita, we take fewer than most EU countries Poorer countries such as Greece take proportionately more than we do.

Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford

9 months ago

Sir Keir Starmer says that the UK's asylum system is acting as a 'significant pull factor' for illegal immigrants because it is much more generous than the 'European mainstream' He says illegal migration is putting a 'severe strain on both our asylum system and our wider social