Tim Gueldener @TimGueldener
Twin Dad & husband to @bgueldener ~5th gen Farmer~Constant Pursuit of Higher Yields~Represent the Brand~Challenging Status Quo~ SWIL & ECIL Joined March 2014-
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Every year when the TX Corn gets to this stage and pictures get shared it creates envy as to what ours will look like in…(checks forecast)…some time in the future
Every year when the TX Corn gets to this stage and pictures get shared it creates envy as to what ours will look like in…(checks forecast)…some time in the future
A live look into the situation unfolding in the Middle East
Holy shit this is the best post game content ever
We cannot stress the importance of calling #811 before you dig. This short film by @JustinSweidel captures the tragic story of a family farm's mishap of snagging a gas line. @Call811 — it could save your life. Worth the watch 👇 bit.ly/three-seconds-…
A typical day in my life. I wake up in my taxed home that is on my taxed property and I brew a cup of coffee that is taxed at the grocery store. Then I start my vehicle that is taxed and go to the gas station to fuel up with gasoline that is taxed by the state. On my way to…
Watch the video with sound on. Bone chilling truth. DM is always open
Watch the video with sound on. Bone chilling truth. DM is always open
While Americans struggle to put food on the table, Congress just passed a massive aid bill. Here’s what’s in it… Ukraine - $60B Israel - $14B Taiwan - $5B East Palestine, OH - $0 Flynt, MI - $0 Lahaina, HI - $0 Understand friends - they don’t care about you. Hell, they…
The greatest tragedy of the 21st century: Being a 'role model' lost its appeal. Ignore those pretenders who preach but don't practice. Act. Learn. Teach. Repeat. Leading by example must become mainstream again - no debate, it's the ONLY effective way of driving real change.
Sounds an awful lot like “this allows us to extract maximum value from our customers on an annual basis” So new equipment is cheaper? Doubtful… Where does it stop? At what point does Mother Deere start charging for the givens today?
Sounds an awful lot like “this allows us to extract maximum value from our customers on an annual basis” So new equipment is cheaper? Doubtful… Where does it stop? At what point does Mother Deere start charging for the givens today?
“Mostly peaceful”
Jelly Roll went to congress to get lawmakers to pass legislation to prevent the fentanyl crisis from getting worse than it already is in America right now As if I didn’t need another reason to love @JellyRoll615
First snow of the year. Outfitted with his @PremierCoop hat and all!
Karma sucks. One morning I don’t eat at home, headed to a meeting. “I’ll stop at Casey’s for Donuts and coffee” Casey’s - no donuts, no coffee. “How about breakfast sandwiches or pizza?” Casey’s: Nice try, no! Day old turkey club and protein shake will have to do
Friendly Protests…thankfully its not like Jan 6th
Friendly Protests…thankfully its not like Jan 6th
Sure feels like he hates everyone who pays taxes…
Sure feels like he hates everyone who pays taxes…
No mean tweets. Orange man bad….
No mean tweets. Orange man bad….
Today we just witnessed the worst attack on our democracy in history. Far-left extremists stormed Capitol Hill. Rashida Tlaib incited the crowd outside the Capitol. A sitting member of Congress. Never Forget the 10/18 insurrection. We need to see 22-year sentences for the…
If only we had a leader who made groups like N Korea, China, Russia, Ukraine, Middle East second guess their actions beforehand… Weak men create hard times…
Dad got kicked out of his seat this afternoon. @bgueldener
Andy Pasztor 🧼🧽 @apasztor82
48K Followers 6K Following Faith, Family, and Farming........ and #Andyclean...... born to farm! Gods Country, SW Ontario
Bodie Kitchel @Bkitch1Bodie
19K Followers 6K Following Christian, Husband, Father and Farmer. National Director of Agronomy @Biodyne_USA owner of @next_ag
Matthew Bennett @chief321
12K Followers 6K Following Husband to a beautiful wife, proud father of 5...yes 5, Christ-follower, Broker, speaker on Ag markets..our cattle and farm tie it all together.
SharkFarmer @sf28430
43K Followers 12K Following I farm and stuff... XM radio, RFD-TV This is my only account https://t.co/H5o7DyJeCT
Chad E. Colby @TheChadColby
43K Followers 24K Following Jacqueline’s Husband, Dad, Marketing Director @TCIMFG, Weekly Contributor on @agbizweek, Speaker, Licensed @Cessna & #Drone Pilot, #golfer
Josh Linville @JLinvilleFert
35K Followers 22K Following Director of Fertilizer @StoneX_Official, 20 yrs experience in US/International Fertilizer Markets, All tweets are my own, RT≠Endorsements.
Garrett Toay @agtradertalk
10K Followers 2K Following Research, commentary, cash & spread analysis to clients on 5 continents. Serving ABCDs, hedge funds, locals and farmers; Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Shay Foulk @FoulkShay
8K Followers 5K Following President: Hannah Foulk Fan Club - Farm and Ag Business Consultant - Cost of Production and Farm Business Decision-Making - Farmer in NW Illinois - Monier Seed
Josh Schick @JoshSchick3
14K Followers 3K Following Faith, family, farming. Father of four, husband to Wendy. Farm near Gridley, IL . Tractor puller and restore JD tractors for a hobby.
Bob Storm @Storm5farms
6K Followers 4K Following Father of three awesome kids. Husband to my best friend. Channel seedsman and small time farmer.
Matt Montgomery @matt_montgo
4K Followers 3K Following Matt Montgomery is a Pioneer agronomist, previously IL Extension crops educator/director. Crop Science Masters (UIUC). PhD (UIS). Opinions his, not employer.
Andrew “Arbitrage�.. @TheGrainiac
7K Followers 4K Following It’s called trading, not making money hand over fist. We’re outta towels. And I’m too old to go diving in lockers.
silage chooping fool .. @justinfastert
7K Followers 2K Following trying to live the dream but idk who’s dream it is.
Kyle Zarate @KZarate1081
4K Followers 3K Following God. Family. Farming. 🇺🇸Republican🇺🇸 John 6:26-27 #GoPokes
Schuelke @schuelkecorn
17K Followers 4K Following 5th Generation corn farmer, casual grain hedger. #StayDeadInside Elderwood Farms Est. 1889. Former Hair Farmer. Crappy Bowler. Golfer 🏌️♂️
Banded Ag, LLC @bandedagllc
5K Followers 1K Following tried the old way, wanted something different that went against the grain. Not a fan of the old rules nor the system that put them in place. Can be sarcastic
Devin Nichols @kILtedbreeder
3K Followers 5K Following Kilted🌽Breeder, Husband,Dad 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼,✝️, 3x #Illini, Corn Breeder in Central IL #ANW11 🇺🇸Ninja 🏴Highland Games Tweets=me
Stephen Ellis @sellis_1994
7K Followers 888 Following Farmer Market observer master of Tractoring Contrarian Huntsman restaurant owner Husband to a fine woman and father to 3 kids who are ok too
Johnny D @JonathanDansel
6K Followers 2K Following Believer-Family-Farmer-KSU Wildcat-Big12 Champ•Integrity Ag=Side Biz: #Micronutrients #Humates•Bio Stimulants•LG Seed & Pivot Bio dealer 620-357-OneOneSixSix
Todd Kimbrell @toddkimbrelljr
8K Followers 4K Following To sleep would be best, I just can’t afford the rest! Farm where we lose a crop to drought on one of the wettest years ever. Tx Blacklands
Agatha 🍭 @Agatha7490
2 Followers 460 Following Alluring enchantress yearning for sensuаl еxplоratiоn
George Kakasuleff @Indyfarmer
5K Followers 2K Following Indiana Corn and Soybean Farmer, I enjoy my twitter with a touch of sarcasm occasionally…
Anjanette Scro @AnjanetteS55655
77 Followers 5K Following
Ilona Tarbox @ilon_tar
98 Followers 5K Following
Dolcie Mantanona @DolcieMant46793
48 Followers 5K Following
Ellen Powells @PowellsEll49432
78 Followers 5K Following
lynn des roches @linocoronel
50 Followers 6K Following
Eva MmcMillan ❤️ @OfEvasTeslaSpai
114 Followers 2K Following Residential Real Estate in FL, Waterfront & Beachside Specialist. First Tesla $ Plaid owner in FL, Tesla Shareholder. tester.Fluent in 6 Languages
Adam Helm @gymwarrior
2K Followers 2K Following Grain farmer- not the biggest, nor the best. #TeamTillage. Seasonal tax preparer. #Hawkeyes #SKOL @waldorfgridiron Treasurer. @WaldorfBaseball alum
Mike Wasylyniuk @LowBoomLowDrift
6K Followers 5K Following Connect 4 world champion. Below average bow hunter. \\\
Farmer's daughter @Anastas39985955
449 Followers 4K Following Mom of one daughter, 2th generation farmer farming several acres in beautiful Farm Square. Have a lot of furry kids🐰🐶🦝🌱🌾🌻🌽🌶🥕🚜
Addys 🍌 @Addys4154
4 Followers 619 Following Smoldering siren seeking eхhilarating sехual enсоunters
MMCTECH Seed Processi.. @mmctechinc
434 Followers 5K Following #mmctechinc : Premier seed processing machines & equipment manufacturer & suppliers. Elevating agriculture with state-of-the-art automation. #agriculture
Julie leach @leach_juli45490
43 Followers 2K Following Let help the world, I'm Julie winner of $310.5Million from mega million jackpot I'm donating to my people from state and other country Dm now
Elijah @elijahmalukes
411 Followers 4K Following
Nicole A @stunningangel20
72 Followers 92 Following “The roughest roads often lead to the top.” 💎❤️🔥🌺 🇺🇸 #Music #Travel #Books #Foodie #Fashionandbeauty
Blue Wall Ag & Heavy .. @BTifcoind
1K Followers 5K Following Maintenance Hardware & Hydraulic Specialist. With over 25 years of maintenance hardware sales & service experience. [email protected]
Cristie Kerr Manageme.. @cristiekerworks
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FOLLOW THE LIGHT💡�.. @LOVEYOURS_____
7K Followers 8K Following By living a life based on wisdom and truth, one can discover the divinity of the soul, its union to the universe, the supreme peace and contentment🫥✨🌗💡
Goddess athena @birdthebir68028
91 Followers 3K Following Farmer, John Deere Dealer Partner. Raise a few chickens and farm a few acres.🌽🌽🌿🌾🌻🐝🐛
Izayah Bernard @bernard_iz4013
96 Followers 3K Following
Mark My Words (tm) @MarkAugustGuy
732 Followers 1K Following I'm not special. I am a sinner, saved by grace. Father of six. Recovering dairy farmer.
Lance @Citrowske_L
4K Followers 1K Following I'm a farmer, dad, and own CT Truck and Trailer Sales. 👻snap: lancecitro
Roger Embry @RogerEmbry1380
183 Followers 262 Following
Stephanie Porter @skporter
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Jordan McCormick @SaskFarmer12
2K Followers 5K Following Grain Farmer, Power Engineer, Oil Well Farmer 123 crop years and counting
Nick Hedden @nick_hedden
218 Followers 235 Following Pioneer Field Agronomist WC IN. My opinions are my own.
Tim Lyness @timthebuilder65
663 Followers 1K Following Believer, Husband, Dad, Son, Brother, Aggie '88, Texan, Rancher, Farmer, Contractor, Builder
John Crumbaugh @CrumbaughJohn
176 Followers 390 Following Ag Advocate, Deere Dealer Employee, Tweets are my own
Midwest Ag Chem @MidwestAgChem
453 Followers 788 Following Midwest Agriculture business with over 30+ years experience.
Sam Dunkmann @sam_dunkmann
177 Followers 248 Following
Mark G @phil66554866
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Rishabh Singh @Rishabh90428185
154 Followers 166 Following Graduate Student at K-State | Weed science | Herbicide Resistance | Weed Physiology | Weed Molecular Biology
hoot @oldfarmboy62
32 Followers 86 Following
T Cy Griffin 🌵 @griffcy
1K Followers 4K Following Texas Tech 97 - Animal Science. Eldorado,Tx. Pro Agriculture. Ranch Insurance. World needs more Cowboys! Wreck em Tech! #Theworldneedsmorecowboys
SamTheSeedGuy* NO CCA @SamTheSeedGuy1
2K Followers 1K Following INDEPENDENT Seed/Chem guy Husband - Love AGRICULTURE & Football 🌽 🏈 BE GREAT! Living in “The Good Life”
John Merchant @JMerchant71
88 Followers 480 Following God, Family, Country 🇺🇸 On Twitter, Off Twitter, Back On Twitter
Bakary sanyang @Bakarys47468811
710 Followers 5K Following
Farmer Tony @The_Chesini
528 Followers 2K Following Farmer & free thinking adult not a sheep like many people today. Try listening to both sides of an argument before you support an idea Respect the 1st amendment
Matt Swanson @MaxROIFarmer
21K Followers 1K Following Don’t Talk About It, Be About It.....Farm Kid turned Farm Dad of 3, Abrams Tanks once upon a time, 2019 NCGA Champion
Matthew Bennett @chief321
12K Followers 6K Following Husband to a beautiful wife, proud father of 5...yes 5, Christ-follower, Broker, speaker on Ag markets..our cattle and farm tie it all together.
SharkFarmer @sf28430
43K Followers 12K Following I farm and stuff... XM radio, RFD-TV This is my only account https://t.co/H5o7DyJeCT
Karen Braun @kannbwx
78K Followers 147 Following Global Agriculture Columnist at Thomson Reuters. Meteorologist by training, gymnast for life. Views expressed are my own.
Chad E. Colby @TheChadColby
43K Followers 24K Following Jacqueline’s Husband, Dad, Marketing Director @TCIMFG, Weekly Contributor on @agbizweek, Speaker, Licensed @Cessna & #Drone Pilot, #golfer
Gavin Spoor @gavin_spoor
13K Followers 913 Following Popcorn farmer | https://t.co/nOWEsQXZ3A | 1st generation farmer from NE Missouri. “Dreams only work if you do”
Darin D. Fessler ✝�.. @DDFalpha
33K Followers 3K Following Fut/Opt Trader | SVP - Market Strategist | Alpha Trade | Car Enthusiast | Futures trading involves substantial risk of loss & is not suitable for every investor
Josh Linville @JLinvilleFert
35K Followers 22K Following Director of Fertilizer @StoneX_Official, 20 yrs experience in US/International Fertilizer Markets, All tweets are my own, RT≠Endorsements.
Adam Bissell @MrBissell_917
8K Followers 986 Following Farmer on family farm raising certified organic crops in Central Michigan. Owner of Adam Bissell Trucking LLC. 🚜🌽🌱🚛✋🏻
Garrett Toay @agtradertalk
10K Followers 2K Following Research, commentary, cash & spread analysis to clients on 5 continents. Serving ABCDs, hedge funds, locals and farmers; Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Josh Schick @JoshSchick3
14K Followers 3K Following Faith, family, farming. Father of four, husband to Wendy. Farm near Gridley, IL . Tractor puller and restore JD tractors for a hobby.
Casey Kimbrell @CBKimbrell
19K Followers 4K Following Christian husband and father. Living the American Dream. Likes and retweets aren't endorsements
Kyle Zarate @KZarate1081
4K Followers 3K Following God. Family. Farming. 🇺🇸Republican🇺🇸 John 6:26-27 #GoPokes
Dave Delhotal @DFarms001
6K Followers 801 Following Farmer, Owner of DSK Ag Inc…Quality New and Used Ag and Construction Equipment….Tractor Restorations…New and Used Parts.
Banded Ag, LLC @bandedagllc
5K Followers 1K Following tried the old way, wanted something different that went against the grain. Not a fan of the old rules nor the system that put them in place. Can be sarcastic
👣 Bare Footn’ Fa.. @LouieDN
10K Followers 604 Following 5th Generation Farmer, Currently growing Corn and Soybeans. Husband to my beautiful wife @FarmFitMomma and Dad to 2 wild boys!
Stephen Ellis @sellis_1994
7K Followers 888 Following Farmer Market observer master of Tractoring Contrarian Huntsman restaurant owner Husband to a fine woman and father to 3 kids who are ok too
Jen Hartmann @jenalyson
24K Followers 3K Following Director of PR & Social @JohnDeere | Mom & royally passionate autism advocate | Founder of Royal Ball Run for Autism
Todd Kimbrell @toddkimbrelljr
8K Followers 4K Following To sleep would be best, I just can’t afford the rest! Farm where we lose a crop to drought on one of the wettest years ever. Tx Blacklands
TheeTedanator @formerTedHamer1
2K Followers 1K Following Saved by Grace, trophy husband to a trophy wife, farm to live but love doing it, my son's and my similarities are different
Trucking Czar 🇺�.. @truckingczar
2K Followers 275 Following
MSG Capital @MSGCapital
14K Followers 6K Following 30 Year Chicago Pit Veteran. Option Market-Maker. Macro Trader.
Nick Horob @NickHorob
13K Followers 3K Following I talk about business, finance, and software. I built a farm management SaaS company, Harvest Profit (acquired by John Deere in 2020). Opinions are my own.
Lance @Citrowske_L
4K Followers 1K Following I'm a farmer, dad, and own CT Truck and Trailer Sales. 👻snap: lancecitro
Dennis Kopp CCA @dkopp52
3K Followers 3K Following In pursuit of maximizing high yields!! Watching my gran kids grow up!!
Katie @K84IAST8
4K Followers 3K Following IL Farmgirl-Iowa State Grad-Married an Iowa farmer. *some would say that’s a trifecta*
Illinois Football Foc.. @IlliniFB
2K Followers 286 Following Enriching your #Illini Football experience with Analysis, Stats, Game Film, etc. You can also find me @hoopinformatics
Nick Hedden @nick_hedden
218 Followers 235 Following Pioneer Field Agronomist WC IN. My opinions are my own.
John Crumbaugh @CrumbaughJohn
176 Followers 390 Following Ag Advocate, Deere Dealer Employee, Tweets are my own
Ryan R. White @FarmerRyanIL
2K Followers 889 Following Raised on a family farm, searching for new ways to improve agriculture, always find the positive side of life. Opinions are my own
Midwest Ag Chem @MidwestAgChem
453 Followers 788 Following Midwest Agriculture business with over 30+ years experience.
Justin Campbell @JMCampbellFarms
2K Followers 948 Following Christian, Father and Husband. 3rd Generation Farmer. USAF Officer. Indiana State Alumnus
SamTheSeedGuy* NO CCA @SamTheSeedGuy1
2K Followers 1K Following INDEPENDENT Seed/Chem guy Husband - Love AGRICULTURE & Football 🌽 🏈 BE GREAT! Living in “The Good Life”
Mark Thomas @markjthomas87
1K Followers 585 Following
Clint Fischer @clintwfischer
11K Followers 1K Following Husband ▪︎ Girl Dad x 3 ▪︎ Ag business management & succession/transition planning ▪︎ Attorney ▪︎ Join 250+ other Braintrust Ag peer group members ⤵️
Jared Gueldener @JRGueldener
73 Followers 33 Following paralyzed farmer just living the dream, loving uncle
Kenny Glenn @MrOctober42
453 Followers 1K Following You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. FOREVER42🖤✞KDG4EVER✞ #stlblues. Happily married to Twitterless Abigail 4/2/22
Kent Downs @downs_kent
122 Followers 804 Following
Seth Lawrence @lawrence_farms
3K Followers 1K Following Husband, father, Purdue Alumni and farmer. My opinions are approved by my wife @dlblawrence
FarmerDan @farmerdan97
6K Followers 394 Following I make fun of Rob Sharkey and stuff and I’ve also been on his show TWICE
Corey Hillebo @corn_porkNbeans
6K Followers 3K Following Future Deere CTO | Farmer | Corn, Soybeans, Pigs | #CTO of @farm4profitllc podcast | Songwriter | Ordained | Big Creek Seed | Hillebo Family Farms | #farm4fun
Mark Laycock @LaycockMark
3K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Farmer of Thunder Creek Farms and sledder. Opinions are mine and mine alone.
Tanner Dan 🎙 @TannerWinterhof
2K Followers 2K Following Co-Host of the Farm4Profit Podcast. Tweets are my own and also tweet for @farm4profitllc
Farm4Profit Podcast @Farm4ProfitLLC
5K Followers 2K Following The “Mullet of Agriculture Podcasts.” We share tips to help your farm be more profitable in an entertaining & fun way! Call or text 515-207-9640
Thomas Schueman @t_schue
406 Followers 5 Following
Mason Claude @MasonClaude5
1K Followers 337 Following IA/MN Agronomist @BW_Fusion and Farmer. All thoughts are my own.
Cargill @Cargill
62K Followers 205 Following Official Twitter account for Cargill Inc. Nourishing the world in a safe, responsible, and sustainable way.
Marcus Tishner @MarcusTishner
131 Followers 135 Following Father of two little kiddos and husband to a beautiful wife. Owner/Pioneer Sales Rep at Mid State Ag #mightylikemaylee #lymphomawarrior
Growincorn2020 @growincorn
5K Followers 48 Following
Wayne @HighlandWayne
3K Followers 4K Following Grain producer ,custom operation, pioneer seed sales, satellite elevator for Collwest Grain Ltd.
Honkey™️ @pinchehonkey
7K Followers 2K Following
Protect Systems @ProtectSystem
2K Followers 340 Following Clean, Polish and Protect your equipment like a professional in less time with American made products from Protect Systems.
GGF @GoldenGrainFarm
1K Followers 885 Following Golden Grain Farms is a team of hard working men and women. Glory to God, Blessed
Mary Pat Sass @marypatsass
1K Followers 43 Following WI born dairy farmers daughter- IL crop farmers wife. Agronomy novice
Jesse @CaseIHDetailer
843 Followers 64 Following Equipment Detailer. Delta Power Equipment. Tweets are my own.
Brent Krause @bl_ag_inc
2K Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ. Husband to Lyndy. Father to Beckett, Leah, and Braxton. Owner of B&L Ag Inc.
Flyover Whiskey @FlyoverWhiskey
7K Followers 6K Following Turning Farmers' Grain into Custom Labeled Whiskey - Distilled 6 bottles at a time - Send corn, receive whiskey! - Made by farmers, enjoyed by all
Brenden Bohnenstiehl @BrendenBohn
35 Followers 52 Following Crop specialist at M&M Service Company | Southern Illinois University of Carbondale Alumn | Opinions are my own
Justin Minnaert @JustinMinnaert
1K Followers 1K Following Turning SD sunshine into food, fuel and fiber. Riding two wheels landed me pushing four wheels.
Eric Helgen @helgenbrothers
407 Followers 535 Following
Darin Probst @Darinprobst
302 Followers 502 Following Pioneer Territory Manager | University of Illinois Alum | South Central IL
Adam Bruntjen @AdamBruntjen81
2K Followers 396 Following Central IL corn & soybean farmer. ⚾️ 1st 🏈/🏒 distant 2nd. Fantasy sports.
C_booger_74 @74Booger
2K Followers 952 Following just a child of Christ trying my best in this world.
Dynamite Ag @DynamiteAg
4K Followers 3K Following Faith. Family. Farming. and sometimes snark. But I promise it’s well-intentioned. Oh, and I make https://t.co/8JlUYaRLmX
There is a biker gang in Arizona called Bikers Against Child Abuse that keeps victims of child abuse safe, including guarding their homes at night if the abuser is not already in jail and attending court with the children, shielding them so they don't have to look at their…
@JoshuaSvaty It’s the balance that their 5ac is an important to keep safe as the 3,000 around them. No one is above either party and it’s not done intentional or negligently
I don't know how people manage to farm along a full time job. I do most field work on the family farm (I don't own). The season hasn't even started and I'm already drained and stressed out (day job not helping)😔 I love farming, but it's getting harder to do both 🥴
It’s that wonderful time of year on the family farm where I’m not sure who to turn my resignation letter into……
Clears throat... Use FSA acres Do not use Chinese propaganda Do not predict. Report Do not count August harvest as Stocks on hand And New crop production Have a June Acres October yield January final Cut out all the Guessing Report Knowns
Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue defended his department's statistical agency, but said USDA would be open to hearing any ideas from #farmers or others about ways to make #USDA #crop reports more accurate. bit.ly/2RCu2L5
New: Seattle police shoot and kill a 67-year-old pedoph*le who showed up at a hotel to meet up with two girls, 7 and 11 years old. This is how it’s done 🔥 Seattle officers were waiting inside the hotel room when the man arrived. When the police officers answered the door, the…
My mom today: I haven’t heard from you all week—must’ve been busy Me: yeah we launched a campaign with Brock Purdy & it was crazy fun so many interv… Mom: I bet…your brother is heading to Iowa City..going to a game tonight… Anyone else’s parents utterly unimpressed w/your…
In other news…..my hobby is cows, his is old tractors! FYI it’s another synchro range 🙄
John Deere Bluetooth will steal your phone call from 69 nautical miles away but you’re an idiot if you think it’ll work when you want to listen to a podcast in the cab.
This is great stuff. Maybe I just copy their style? Dear Corn End User, Each year I evaluate my cost of doing business, a price increase is needed, so I am adding 24% to your corn invoice…… I appreciate the opportunity to be your grain supplier. 😊 Ben
I must not understand this inflation thing very well. The US Govt’s latest # is that the CPI was up 0.4% month to month, and 3.8% year to year. But my monthly @WasteManagement bill went from $195.33 to $241.82. Isn’t that $46.49 increase 24%?
@BX825returns Big daddy US probably told them no. It's gotta be Iran that starts it not Israel. Otherwise Joe can't send in 3.6 trillion in military hardware
@wilgocki55 @LEAADFarms @LouieDN I see all of these guys asking how to eat healthy in a tractor. Don’t take crap, you can’t eat it if you don’t have it with you 🤷🏻♂️ I found eating healthy in a tractor was the easiest way to help make that transition.
Everybody is posting all their planting pics and I’m over here like “never cuss a rain, never cuss a rain.”
Everyone needs a smart teenager to tell them that based on their life experience you haven’t learned anything in 38 years of riding on the planet.
You could always buy semis
Owning a home is terrifying because there's a million things that can go wrong at any given time and the solution is never less than four figures.
Spring-it’s like Mother Nature is cleaning out the pantry: “I don’t know what it is but we are using it all up-everything has to go!”
@chief321 @glen_newcomer You guys get rain that measures on the left side of the decimal point?
We can officially quit putting Angel Reese on Caitlin Clark's level. Stop it. One is an all-time great player. The other got famous for taunting. The rivalry is dead.
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