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losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it
In honor of #TouristAppreciationDay, we’d like to award @DaveMcCormickPA with PA’s first-ever Tourist of the Year Award! McCormick is jetting into PA from his mansion in Connecticut in hopes of buying our Senate seat. We won't be fooled — we know he’s a tourist. #PASen
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11 years before making his directorial debut with #Unfrosted, @JerrySeinfeld floated the idea of a Pop-Tarts movie while chatting with Howard Stern.
There goes that man 😈 @jharrison9292 | More on Steelers.com
Four years ago today Trump: Every governor there, we asked, what do you need? All of a sudden she said ‘we should get this’ and ‘we should get that.’ She ought to get back to running her state properly. We had one governor, Inslee, who is always wanting something. And he said,…
Did you know my fave Black Rifle tee is also a favorite of Jan 6th insurrectionists?! They don’t call it “Starbucks of the Right” for nothing! 🚩 expressnews.com/business/local…
BREAKING: Penn asked the Philadelphia Police Department to immediately help disband the College Green encampment — and the PPD declined to do so until Penn proves that the situation is more dangerous. From @diamywang: thedp.com/article/2024/0…
President Biden: Your senator Ted Budd called the infrastructure law ‘a liberal Trojan horse for a socialist agenda.’ I don't know about you, but I don't think ensuring kids can drink clean water to avoid brain damage is a socialist agenda. I think it's just plain decency. But as…
Confident everyone will be sober and on their best behavior for a 9 pm ET tip off between two mouthy fan bases that hate each other. Gonna be great what could go wrong
Do you want Donald Trump and this man to monitor your pregnancy?
Do you want Donald Trump and this man to monitor your pregnancy?
Not even close. Once I started going down I was cooked
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Goodbye, Gallo. 👋
Clayton Beeter — the Yankees’ return in the trade for Joey Gallo — just struck out a rehabbing Joey Gallo. Froze him on a 3-2 breaking ball.
Call me crazy, but maybe presidents who get themselves indicted shouldn't have their criminal trials presided over by judges they themselves appointed.
Maybe notable that Maryland is a two-party consent state for recording conversations. DC has one-party consent.
THE NEW FBI BUILDING SHOULD BE BUILT IN WASHINGTON, D.C., NOT MARYLAND, AND BE THE CENTERPIECE OF MY PLAN TO TOTALLY RENOVATE AND REBUILD OUR CAPITAL CITY INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SAFEST ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. THE FBI MUST BE IN WALKING DISTANCE TO THE DOJ BUILDING IN THAT THE…
MLB Network decided to put the Marlins on “No-hitter alert” before the game even started. Jazz Chisholm promptly hit a home run on the first pitch of the game. @OldTakesExposed
Road to 100+ point differential off to a good start
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me trying to quote Macbeth:
Ariana Grande says something ‘Wicked’ related is coming soon.
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losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it
@awfulannouncing And I am directly saying Keyshawn Johnson knows as much about basketball as I know about dieting.
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