Levi Weaver @ThreeTwoEephus
I write “The Windup” MLB newsletter for @theathletic / here are all my other links in case this smoking engine does in fact blow up: https://t.co/drTX3bevLm theathletic.com/author/levi-we… Dallas, TX Joined January 2011-
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Someone send a $9 (+ tip) 20-oz. bottle of Dr Pepper to me please
Someone send a $9 (+ tip) 20-oz. bottle of Dr Pepper to me please
I believe someone in the middle of this flag is refusing to let go of the middle to let it fully unfurl, and I truly respect their commitment to chaos. It never did get unfolded and the game has resumed.
Shocking allegations (from me) on the Dot Race. Green Dot appears to have thrown the race. Had an insurmountable lead, then slowed to allow Blue to, in fact, surmount that lead. Will report more when details become available.
Elly De La Cruz is on pace for history, the A’s are interesting, some interesting roster considerations in Houston and Baltimore, and Steve Sax speaks about his son’s legacy, all in today’s Windup! theathletic.com/5449615/2024/0…
I have not been this excited for a movie since I was an extra in Any Given Sunday (but also that’s an ominous comparison because I didn’t make the final cut and also I hated the movie (possibly related)). Anyway! Redeem my hope, Eephus movie!!! variety.com/2024/film/glob…
Today’s Windup: - a 1.33 ERA gets you bumped from the Phillies rotation these days - injuries to Blake Snell and Cody Bellinger - a “Tony Romo” moment in the Reds booth - a reason to root for the White Sox theathletic.com/5445333/2024/0…
Watching Phillies/Reds as I write. Couple thoughts: - Elly De La Cruz is officially my favorite player to watch - Fernando Cruz’s sinker is filthy (h/t @ctrent) - When Brent Suter is on, he pitches like an antagonistic puppet master These have been 1am Reds thoughts
In today’s Windup: - front-office survey to determine the best in the game - @Ken_Rosenthal on the O’s comeback king Albert Suárez - the DBacks offense / Mariners pitching are soaring - Alex Burg (Giants bullpen catcher) is OK after a scary moment in SF theathletic.com/5441859/2024/0…
Welcome to N. Texas!! Here are our seasons: HOLY (11/15-2/28): pray that ERCOT doesn’t fail SIREN (3/1-5/15): weather lures you outside, pollen waits to murder you HELL (5/15-10/15): it’s over 100° TORNADO (10/15-11/15): Tornado season is lovely!! (except for the tornadoes)
In today’s Windup: - thoughts on Boone ejection - @Ken_Rosenthal on Mookie at SS - Jared Jones’ success in Pittsburgh - Bernie Williams plays the NY Philharmonic theathletic.com/5438936/2024/0…
Real stat: the all-time postseason batting average leaders are - Turkey Stearnes (.417) - Steel Arm Davis (.375) (Hank Aaron is third, at .362)
On today’s Windup: I think the Giants will be better, @Ken_Rosenthal examines both sides for Mets optimism, Spencer Strider speaks on his injury (and others), and good week / bad week is back: theathletic.com/5435763/2024/0…
I appreciate that David Robertson has an absolutely lousy poker face
Kickstarter to create a short educational film to be distributed to all baseball announcers. Leody tah-VAIR-es (Julián tah-VAHR-es hasn’t played in the big leagues since 2009)
To whatever degree it’s possible to even know these things, a Stathead search on @baseball_ref appears to indicate that it is Nate Berkenstock, he of FOUR at bats for the 1871 Philadelphia Athletics. DOB: 9/17/1832 baseball-reference.com/players/b/berk…
To whatever degree it’s possible to even know these things, a Stathead search on @baseball_ref appears to indicate that it is Nate Berkenstock, he of FOUR at bats for the 1871 Philadelphia Athletics. DOB: 9/17/1832 baseball-reference.com/players/b/berk… https://t.co/E4nM6RECtB
In today’s Windup: the oldest living MLB player, Mason Miller’s medical breakthrough, John Sterling’s eccentricities, and Ronald Acuña joins Bad Bunny’s agency (sort of) theathletic.com/5429749/2024/0…
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@ThreeTwoEephus I was on the end of row of the section where it started. It was chaos.
@ThreeTwoEephus It is the last thing in baseball it appears you cannot wager on.
@jesscribe There is no model like this. There is no going back. It’s a source of much-needed hope, and I believe it can change the world.
@ThreeTwoEephus Hail season - overlaps with siren season where you hope your car can fit in your garage
@ThreeTwoEephus you forgot hail also waiting to murder you, same season
@ThreeTwoEephus I love the micro season around Oct 6 - Oct 12 where it’s perfectly pleasant, then it returns to super hell so we don’t forget
@ThreeTwoEephus @Ken_Rosenthal “The price of power is maturity”. Man, that hits. I’ll be repeating that to myself on a loop the next time my kids want to argue with me about something dumb.
@ThreeTwoEephus I could get behind that. The sensitivity and lack of controlling their emotions is such an issue tho. Having blatantly terrible strike zones then puffing up your chest and throwing people out when they criticize it? That’s too much
News: I'm joining the @phoenixnewtimes as its News Editor! I start tomorrow. Covering baseball has been a great privilege, and I'll miss it. But it will be so rewarding to produce impactful journalism that serves and informs my community. I'm really excited to get started.
@ThreeTwoEephus @baseball_ref That’s a 2 WAR mustache though.
@ThreeTwoEephus @baseball_ref Now THIS is some capital J Journalism
Pete is never one to sugar coat it and I love him for that
Hate to see things go bad for Pete Fairbanks but also thank you Pete Fairbanks for finding humor in your agony.
@ThreeTwoEephus Reminds me of when he threw a walk-off wild pitch against his old team last year: x.com/MLBONFOX/statu…
Pete Fairbanks after throwing a walk-off wild pitch against the Rangers: "I'm still having a better night than the guy who told me he wouldn't bat an eye if I drank some bleach." (via @BallyRays)
@ThreeTwoEephus I understand. But the hair at this exact moment, localized entirely within the Rays locker room, is tremendous.
I can finally say it: I’m about to be in my auntie era, y’all!! 🤪💙