/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

:) hi :) hello:):) hi:) : ) I. am jonk Good day ham.com the moon II (secret version) Joined February 2020

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

4 hours ago

I met St Peter at the pearly gates, and instead of weighing my heart against a feather or whatever, he just calles me a dork and hit the button that sent me straight to hell.

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

5 hours ago

God's first mistake was making it Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

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5 hours ago

I'm high. If high meant drunk.

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7 hours ago

Why doesn't anything good ever happen

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7 hours ago

Eating a 3-pound bag of dried bonito flakes ama

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

8 hours ago

What if there was love

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8 hours ago

Lol I can't even count

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renni @toxoplasmosii

19 hours ago

dastardly wizard casts rotation spell on seal minions

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15 hours ago

Empath stoners plz beware the blood gate is opening at midnight

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ollie. {they/them} 🏳️‍⚧️ @_qllie

17 hours ago

Hey friends! I’m doing a walk to raise fund for Multiple Sclerosis next Sunday, please feel welcome to donate if you have a couple extra dollars! Love yall ❤️ events.nationalmssociety.org/participant/Ol…

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

11 hours ago

They're putting me in the penis shrinking room :(

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

11 hours ago

Hey, I'm smelly.

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

20 hours ago

New! From the makers of cat: dog!!!

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

a day ago

I invented the everything

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

a day ago

Fuck!! I got split in half! Like some kind of dipshit!

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/ˈʤɔ̃̈ŋk/ @ThefirstJonk

a day ago

Please provide three examples.

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a day ago

My soul is made with 99.99 percent pure distilled chill.

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