Corruppets Today! @The_Corruppets
Official account for David Parker of TBA's greatest creation the Corruppets as seen in the great Corruppet Capper and coming soon the Corruppets take the NDP. Berta Joined December 2023-
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Proud of meh bitches and if you don't vote for them we will just replace unauthorized "winners" with these authorized candidates. Praecepta tibi Non me That is the way.
Nurse practitioners are a welcome and integral part of the solution to underfunding healthcare Finalizing this funding model is an exciting step forward in our journey to cut costs and I’m looking forward to only having to pay them 80% as we continue chasing out doctors.
This is the Berta I dream of. Children #groomed on asphalt and not a living thing in sight. This is the way
As Prime Puppet of Berta I had the pleasure of attending the 18th Annual Christian Mayor’s Prayer Breakfast in Red Neck this morning. It is inspiring to come together with members of the Christofacist community to reflect and pray for a 1 party dictatorship under moi.
One puppet to rule them all This is the way.
1st the "Dey our bitches" act to let the feds know. Now the "You our bitches" act. Corruppet Industries remains commited to @takebackalberta from the Democratic experiment. @Alberta_UCP is the people's party and those unwilling to vote along proper partylines must be removed.
1st the "Dey our bitches" act to let the feds know. Now the "You our bitches" act. Corruppet Industries remains commited to @takebackalberta from the Democratic experiment. @Alberta_UCP is the people's party and those unwilling to vote along proper partylines must be removed.
Alberta cabinet to gain power to remove councillors, change bylaws as province also adds political parties to municipal politics Read More: edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/… #abpoli #ableg
The beginning of the end of democratic voting. They will not be used in municipal elections in Berta going forward. Party appreoved Candidates and the people they can trust to vote properly only. This is the way.
Attention the ministry of Proper Thought will now require the permission of white Christian Parents to name all children bore in the petrotheocrazy of Berta. That is the way.
Press Release as CEO of Corruppet Industry parent company of @takebackalberta and its Subsidiaries, I am announcing we are using the "You can't make us act to over turn any court ruling that could make us look Corrupt and or Incompetent. Like this x.com/globalcalgary/…
Press Release as CEO of Corruppet Industry parent company of @takebackalberta and its Subsidiaries, I am announcing we are using the "You can't make us act to over turn any court ruling that could make us look Corrupt and or Incompetent. Like this x.com/globalcalgary/…
As Corruppet of Trash, I @rebeccakschulz announce the newest addition to Corruppet Industries, Vroom Vroom Family fun center. Located in a dry ditch, formerly the Rosebud river, we are clearing out the bats and building a sterile environment to buy and throw out plastic trash.
Why not, we are after all a company of hate full, corrupt, bigots. That is the way.
As part of our Corruppet Industries Grass roots guaranteed we are meeting with douchebags across Berta to workshop summer conspiracy ideas. Spoiler: Arsonists did it is going to big again.
Unfriendly Giant @JasonNixonAB SAYS Berta leading way in stopping Feds from getting homes built! @Alberta_UCP make sure that Berta, best place for living in Chudsville, workin sludge mines, and dream of Coitus with the PM- first step making sure Trumpies keep rent high.
Corruppet Eats and Skip the Election are on now scene providing doughnuts and Coffee to all the Douchebags in Chudsvilles across Berta. If you are a Canadian that can't make ends meet and need some greasy crap delivered to your 250K RV, call 613-692-3331 and ask for Pierre.
As Corruppet of Gouging I am proud t have tabled the Dem Bitches can freeze in the Dark Act. If passed it will work with the Dey our Bitches act, to insure maximum profits and depence on methane for all. This is the way.
Tune into Corruppet News Network @YourAlberta. Tongiht hear from Prime Puppet Dani and her Corruppets on the issues impacting Bertans. Get the latest on the blaming the feds, More compliant Bitches (formerly called municipalities), Road side encampments, and more.
Reminder to municipalities. As a result of our @Alberta_UCP ethical "Dey our bitches" act, you need our permission to have your asses saved by the Feds. Remember to to fill out a @YourAlberta permission form before you evacuate.
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TheDiscoursePod @TheDiscourse__
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BSC @NoFucxktoGive
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Louise Cinnamon @louisecinnamon
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196 Followers 722 Following Primary Care Paramedic in Alberta. its all a dumpster fire but proud of the work we do
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Erika Barootes @Barootes
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Morgan Cameron @morgancameron95
319 Followers 407 Following Proud Albertan. Staff to the Minister of Seniors, Community and Social Services.
Alberta You See Pee �.. @youseepeeYYC
12K Followers 7K Following Taking the piss out of Alberta politics. Support public healthcare & education. 2 many typos. Blocked by fascists. #BoycottUCPdonors #FiretheUCP
Mimi Williams (she/he.. @MimiProbably
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MondoAB @MondoAlberta
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Koozie_Mane #Free Pal.. @zehiphoppirate
124 Followers 443 Following He/him Urban living Cyclista Have hated dogwhistles since forevs. Slave to Entropy and Capitalism. I support Weird. https://t.co/BYH96T8jQA
Barbara Larochelle @BarbLarochelle
15K Followers 6K Following Wife & mom. Retired teacher (29+ years). Gonzaga U. and U of A alumna. Gardener, love to travel. Alberta politics. Same user name at the other place .ca
Alberta Government @YourAlberta
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@Tricia_Velt You know matt is really is time you just learn to drink from the big kid cup. Of all the stupid hills for Corruppets to die (and waste our money) on. Hope this helps. youtube.com/watch?v=Z2uaIJ…
@il0venostalgia Hrh King Charles the Third, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of His other Realms and Territories, King, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. You know if you believe in that shit.
I dodge responsibility for the stupid things I say. I always "do my own research" but I am a home schooled idiot.
@BeccaPolakSays Several municipalities have set up secure encampents with winterized heated tents and supports. Better option than touching them out in the cold or sending them to sleep on a concrete floor with a Nixon brand foam mat, matt
@Maga4liberty Groomers that teach a magic bearded man in the sky controls their destiny should be arrested for child abuse. AGREE? DISAGREE?
Say what you will… that ArriveCan app made customs a breeze. Like a 5 minute breeze. 👍🏻☕️
So they can change their last names but not their pronouns.
Alberta leads the country in the rate of child marriages, according to new research, issuing 791 licences to teenagers ages 16 to 18 between 2000 and 2018. edmontonjournal.com/news/politics/… #Alberta #yyc #yeg
@LDW95933033 @DavidJPba I'm so bloody sick of the sexism. They never, ever worry about trans men competing against other men - and there's a reason.
If you follow Alberta Politics 😫 you need @The_Corruppets 😂🤣 a lighter place with laughs
Hi, I'm Dani Smith the most popular Corruppet in Berta and proud vice president of the Tau Beta Alpha Sorority next to president #trailerparker. We love trash specifically throwing it out and we want your suggestions for fun ways to quickly use and toss plastic Straws. Call now
.@ABDanielleSmith Danielle, I know that you picked the name “Danielle” for yourself and you prefer to be called by that name, but until I see your parents’ consent, I’ll have to refer to you by your real name, that your parents chose for you - Marlaina. #ableg #cdnpoli
@SteveRickettsSP David Parker is a groomer. He grooms hatred, division, and misinformation in adults, which impacts vulnerable children. David attacked 40,000 Albertans yesterdays, claiming teachers are predators. The fact Smith continues to associate with him is more than concerning #Ableg
@sunrickbell @calgaryherald The Corruppet of Bootlicking is correct. The second amendment of Alberta's CONstitution clearly states "Cheap quickly discarded plastics, being necessary to the profits of our backers, the right of Bertans to purchase and discard trash shall not be infringed."
On outsourced mental health day I'm reaching out to support @BrianJean. Brian is having a hard time comming to grips with his failures and accepting that no matter what he does @RachelNotley will always be better than him at -building piplines -being Premier -being retired
Hey folks for a good chuckle do yourself a favour check out @The_Corruppets
@The_Corruppets @RachelNotley OH is #TrailerParker a thing? I like it.
So who plays an insane evil Puppet Master better?
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