Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

Muslamic. Ranty. 50% idk. 50% idc. I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping. These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people! instagram.com/theqashmachine/ Joined February 2012

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

10 months ago

@SteWinny Cheeky question, you still got those Arsenal Man City ticket available?

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a year ago

Time for a reboot folks. I'm dropping the Q. Adopting the K. #goodbye #ifyouknowyouknow

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a year ago

@ManCityHelp Can you also advise if theres an issue with my passport name being slightly different to me name registered on the Madrid City tickets? Passport number if fine but do i need to do anything to make sure the names match?

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

a year ago

Let's take the word deserve out of it. Arsenal lost because they failed to convert their chances. Simples. End of. Let's all move on.

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a year ago

It's like saying a team should have won because despite missing open goals and having the lack of technical skill to put the ball into the back of the net that because they could that somehow they have some form of moral superiority in being the winner. Sounds ridiculous dont it?

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

a year ago

This is Mikel Arteta saying his team "deserved to win by a mile" There is nothing more triggering for me than the use of the word "DESERVE" in football analysis or debate. It has no place. buff.ly/4agUrpu

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a year ago

Been a tough few days. Death in the family always brings solace and reflection. Nonetheless, sometimes whilst we mourn about the loss it also a time to celebrate a life lived to the full.

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2 years ago

@christhacker66 @villabone St Helens - the mecca of darts. whod have thunk it!

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2 years ago

@christhacker66 @villabone why isnt your era finished?

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

2 years ago

@villabone Ha. They're a blooming good team. In all seriousness it is easily one of the best away experiences Ive had. Its an iconic stadium, parking, food, rival fans banter, mosques, decent view, jsut brilliant. Shame the wrong team won! 🤣

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

2 years ago

@villabone Aww mate your rest up, sending you much love!

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

2 years ago

Got trapped into a pincer movement today at Friday prayers with brother @786maq and brother Soban. Before I could ridicule their respective teams, theyd teamed up and put me in my place

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2 years ago

@christhacker66

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

2 years ago

Just been telling @villabone about @christhacker66 giving me a tour of St Helens and how I think it’s over rated. And he responded: “St Helens. Full of great boozers” No wonder these two get on so well.

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Kashif Naveed @TheQashMachine

2 years ago

@christhacker66 Never change Everton. Never!

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2 years ago

What makes me laugh about all these people in the courts for rioting, never seen so many people saying it was out of character, that normally they wouldn't do this sort of thing, and it was reckless!