Jonathon Tesch @TeschJD
Pixel Pusher · Gamer · Doodler · Pen-tool Jedi · ن Cottage Grove, MN Joined October 2011-
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Why do I have two timelines on my screen now? What happened to the old, small, quickly scannable "trending" section?
@Helldiversmedia Player : Hey guys I’m throwing down a minefield. Helldiver : “Deploying Minefield!” Overwatch : “ Minefield Deploying.” —- ( Minefield Deploys ) —- The Team : [ Migrates right INTO THE MINEFIELD ] • Wtf killed me? • Who put this here? • Why didn’t anyone say something?
NFL Players: “Keep the hip drop tackle.” NFL Owners: “Safety is our priority, it’s banned” NFL Players: “Turf is dangerous, give us grass fields.” NFL Owners:
The average tackle on every TE & RB now that the “hip drop” is banned
If this were said about brown women, it would be a hate crime. However, when it's said about white men, it's a normal progressive sentiment that is fit for public discourse.
@VivekGRamaswamy Rules for thee but not for me. The hypocrisy is unbelievable but unsurprising.
Imagine working at Tyson Foods then getting vaxed so you don’t get fired then getting fired anyways then getting replaced by illegals who aren’t vaxed.
A 47-year-old New York City woman, Adele Andaloro, has been arrested for attempting to remove squatters from her own Flushing, Queens home. While in the process of trying to sell the $1 million home left to her by her parents, squatters moved in and refused to leave. And…
So that's where my tax paying dollars are going ... 🤡 🌎 Be sure to pay all of your taxes due by April 15th, Ukraine needs the money.
Everyone, this is Jayden Perkins. He was 11 years old. He died trying to protect his pregnant mother from her boyfriend while he was assaulting her. The boyfriend stabbed Jayden to death. He had been released on parole the day before. BLM isn’t going to march for him. Biden…
Biden isn’t sorry he misstated Laken Riley’s name in front of the entire country as “Lincoln Riley.” Instead he’s sorry he didn’t use the politically correct term for her alleged killer. Says a lot about his priorities.
Biden isn’t sorry he misstated Laken Riley’s name in front of the entire country as “Lincoln Riley.” Instead he’s sorry he didn’t use the politically correct term for her alleged killer. Says a lot about his priorities.
Why is my timeline suddenly FLOODED with a bunch of circle-jerk Dems bloviating about their (very predictable) primary voting/utterly incoherent takes on the 9-0 SCOTUS ruling? Is this my punishment for making fun of Kieth "Pee Is Stored in the Eyes" Olbermann? 😂
lol, the reasoning behind saying #BidenExonerated is that he is literally mentally incompetent and could not have committed the crime because he has a bad memory and was too old 7 years ago to commit the crime willingly.
Can we stop whining about slavery every ten minutes? We bought 3% of what Africa was selling. Brazil bought 46%. Go bug them.
They made his day! x.com/tashfeenkhanpm…
Is anyone else playing @pathofexile having issues getting the Ice Tiger pet from their Twitch Drops on launch day? Twitch lists it as "Claimed" for me, but it doesn't show up in my in-game MTX list (the wings from last week did nearly instantly).
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Shoot this into my fucking veins man.
Listening to music on the computer in 2003
Javon Bullard goes crazy upon hearing he was drafted by the Packers
@Easily_Ice Eggs are really expensive now with Bidenflation. You may have to steal them.
Using B.C.E. and C.E. is fake and gay. It's B.C. and A.D.
@sourpatchlyds That theory can’t be true because no one thinks women are funny, not even other women.
I’ve been saying this for years.
There should be an app for dudes who just want to play catch. Nothing serious. No commitment. Just like, idk. Let’s go toss a ball around.
Beta male watches a girl getting robbed right in front of him and does absolutely nothing to help her.
He's not a Beta Male. He's smart. If he intervenes, he goes to Jail. Are you new here?
Beta male watches a girl getting robbed right in front of him and does absolutely nothing to help her.
This needs to be said ... #Helldivers2