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JUST IN: New York brewery recreates George Washington’s 269-year-old “small beer” recipe once used to hydrate troops during wartime.
They really gotta stop arresting Jason Bateman so publicly on HBO shows before all the facts are in.
Damn where they find five foot stilts?
Did you know — Vin Diesel voiced the infamous “I am Groot” for potentially over $10 million, per MCU film. He Voiced the line in multiple languages. He reportedly got paid $54 million total, though James Gunn denied it. Diesel even wore stilts to feel like a 7.5 foot tree.
Since it seems like everyone is just now watching the OxiContin shows.
Of the two OxyContin shows, Dopesick (Hulu) is much better than Painkiller (Netflix), but I think the best received version would be a televised slow torture and eventual murder of the Sacklers.
On the streetcar to work and a horse girl is speaking her best broken Spanish to a lady who complimented her Labubu in broken English. If that’s not the country you want to live in I don’t know what to tell you.
Not to be a jerk, but does the motorcycle gang in Task even like riding motorcycles?
I don’t think that it’s crazy to say, all of this is Jay Leno’s fault.
Now hear me out... What if we, New Orleans, just don't respond or sign up for Delta Utilities.
W’s was better and we were “under attack” as a country.
No pressure, just the first tee shot ever on your new golf course with the world press watching. President Trump drives it over 290 yards down the middle of the fairway.
Same at is ever was.
The fact that The Black Eyed Peas had Where is The Love and Let’s Get Retarded on the same hit album says a lot more about the early 2000s than any of us are ready to admit.
If they were to cut to someone from Orleans Parish during the Let Louisiana Shine anti-littering commercial.
Small city thing about New Orleans is you’ll be flying back there and see someone else getting on the plane and be like oh I know him from “around”
Santa?
Allen Iverson blew through over $200M in NBA money... But was saved financially by a secret clause. Here's the wild story:
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