Tara Turtle 🐢 @TaraTurtlee
I’m tired. Joined September 2012-
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I literally drove from DC to Virginia just to get canes, several times. Us Texans are no stranger to shit like this lol
I literally drove from DC to Virginia just to get canes, several times. Us Texans are no stranger to shit like this lol
Me at 2:58 in the morning looking for a little snacky-snack.
‘Twas a very merry Christmas indeed 🥰✨
There’s only 365 days left till next Halloween! 364!
@mattxiv she ate
The Mother’s Against Greg Abbott have done it again. Please take one measly minute. Maybe pass it on if you feel it…
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 18 Sep 2012 (via @twi_age).
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
y’all be saying “i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” well i would
Late post, but had an absolute blast at #cowboysredriver this weekend with my faves✨ 🥰❤️😍 @ Cowboys Red River instagram.com/p/Cfj0DkHOUOb-…
groupchats of all women just dancing around canceling plans is so funny like ummm like im so down to still go unless u guys wanna stay in? no like i’d tottttally go out but like, also cool with a rain check :)
Ban Viagra. If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.
In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone. How fucked up is that?
i know y’all ain’t making excuses for shawty that killed 3 people driving drunk. i just know that’s not what’s happening.
My family 💀
She was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving, but let go because the officer had an emergency call about a pedestrian on the highway. Moments after tweeting the below tweet, she ended up driving into the same officer, his colleague, and the pedestrian - killing them all.
Matt S. @mattschoenrade
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48 Followers 85 Following@PicturesFoIder The Ford SUV, for different reasons. 1. The green car has the right of way in that situation. 2. The green car stepped on his/her breaks while the SUV kept moving like a driver in NFS or GTA game.
I need yall to realize the life is not a disney movie and these animals will react the same way u would if some random person jumped on your back.
Such bad parenting...
Me looking through my snap memories at 2 am
I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet
I kno they granny BRAGGING
How old were you when you found out that Niecy Nash-Betts, Danielle Brooks and Sterling K. Brown were FAMILY??!! I was today years old😅 The talent their bloodline has >>>>
My problem is I would have fallen in love right there and then be confused as to why he not in love with me back
“And that’s how I met your mother”
“And that’s how I met your mother”
I didn’t understand why everyone was so excited about this video and then I watched it. Pure cinema. Absolutely perfect.
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭
people saying this is staged are cracking me up like it makes it MORE impressive if this is staged. rooms full of emmy award winning writers and directors can’t come up with such authentic portrayal of sisterhood
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭
Booked a hotel in their app. Said pets welcome for a fee, that's fine. Get there, start checking in, remind them I have 2 cats, and she stops and says oh no. Yall, this extended stay hotel doesn't allow cats, but they do allow dogs and... MINIATURE HORSES.
13 years of this legendary scene x.com/media2001s/sta…
'Easy A' premiered 13 years ago
all celebrities must have a humble-looking room in their house in case they need to shoot an apology video
if I donate my organs to science and they end up in ur tiktok experiment I’m haunting ur house
She’s taking selfies—people are literally being murdered in her building and she’s taking selfies