Tim Carney @TPCarney
My new book, "Family Unfriendly," is on the shelves. Pick it up! Catholic. Husband. Dad of six. Examiner columnist. AEI scholar. timothypcarney.org/family-unfrien… Washington, DC Joined August 2008-
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There was no COVID-19 baby boom, and now the baby bust continues | @TPCarney trib.al/ElRLvLd trib.al/ElRLvLd
When my son (age 9) plays high notes (anything above C) on his new clarinet, there's a real high squeak. How can he fix it?
The ole “fragile-bones-and-arthritis” defense against the charge of being too old.
The ole “fragile-bones-and-arthritis” defense against the charge of being too old.
Parents need to let their kids run free. youtube.com/watch?v=8NIMqj…
President Joe Biden has repeatedly said he won’t hike taxes on anyone earning less than $400,000, but then this week he promised on Twitter to hike taxes on just about everyone. washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/beltwa…
Any other AT&T customers in the DC area/NoVa having horrible/no signal today and last night?
This is offensive and crazy, and CUAD should expel this guy. (It won't.) This clip also offers an incredible, Armando-Iannucci-worthy look at the nuttiness school administrators have to deal with on a day-to-day basis.
This is offensive and crazy, and CUAD should expel this guy. (It won't.) This clip also offers an incredible, Armando-Iannucci-worthy look at the nuttiness school administrators have to deal with on a day-to-day basis.
This isn’t a secular age. Children raised on a shallow anthropology will yearn for a deeper meaning. Sacrificing for the downtrodden is such a cause. That’s why today’s elite morality, based on a hierarchy of being oppressed, appeals.
This isn’t a secular age. Children raised on a shallow anthropology will yearn for a deeper meaning. Sacrificing for the downtrodden is such a cause. That’s why today’s elite morality, based on a hierarchy of being oppressed, appeals.
These aren't secular schools.
If we're talking about "our kids and our grandkids" can we get a Fecundity Corps US?
If we're talking about "our kids and our grandkids" can we get a Fecundity Corps US?
"ONE OF THE saddest measures of the state of the family in America is the gap between the number of children people would like to have and the number of children they end up having." Another positive review of Family Unfriendly. wng.org/articles/bridg…
Everyone's going to miss them when they're gone. Not at first. Most people won't even know they miss them for a while. But one day they'll say 'why didn't someone tell me that?' I hope it's not because their water was poisoned. theassemblync.com/media/wilmingt…
Not everyone is called to parenthood, but I think something about the spirit of our times creates a mindset that is particularly averse to kids. See that bio. Citizen of the world. Vaccines as part of one’s identity. We define ourselves against connection and place , in favor…
Ok it's interesting that 7% of parents over 45 wouldn't have kids if given a redo on life, but it’s also wild that fully 50% of childless people would have kids if given a do-over. Need to profile the 3% of childless folks who say they'd have 6+ kids if given the chance 😂.
I did The Lamp's podcast. We talked about the Travel Team Trap. thelampmagazine.com/podcast/the-tr…
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Are Smart People Superior? A Reply to @NoahCarl90 and @charlesmurray "Coming from a background of Christian egalitarianism, we hesitate to state the truth so nakedly..." ncofnas.com/p/are-smart-pe…
@TPCarney “Hi! Physics and Math here. Could you please give us our word back? We kinda have squatters rights on ‘stochastic’… hundreds of years of boring tech papers and all. Ok, I’ll get off the line… I think Chemistry is trying to call about cis/trans.”
@TPCarney Continued: open the palm of the hand and drop the wrist / palm so the fingers come straight onto the keys. As the kid gets older and hands get bigger, holding the instrument will get a bit easier
@TPCarney From my wife: it’s probably an issue with hand / finger placement. Hold onto the clarinet in playing position and squeeze tightly, the circles on the pads of the fingers should be full. I call these “clarinet doughnuts”…if a circle is not complete, center the finger onto the key
Side note: we don't talk about the word "gubernatorial" enough and that if you mispronounce its Latin origin, "gubernator," you sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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@mattyglesias What about a news website that specializes in *explaining* the news
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@Stephen_P_White @CatholicUniv @TPCarney @CRPakaluk Surely, you mean queue
@TPCarney He does kind of skip "of" in that line
@TPCarney Before the internet, misheard lyrics might overtake the correct ones in the popular imagination, certainly regionally. Canon of course was when they were printed in the CD jacket, not a universal practice by any means. Plus most might hear it from radio never buying the album.
Welcomed a new eight pound, two ounce addition into our family last week. Her name is Maya and we love her tremendously. Talia is thrilled to be a big sister.
@TPCarney Looks like a prize from a SJC crew tie race. :)
I sort of admire this scrappy and ingenious way of separating the rich and pretentious from their money.
Unbelievably grim article about NYC restaurant reservation scalpers - people are paying a thousand bucks to buy a Carbone reservation on the secondary market. newyorker.com/news/our-local…
@TPCarney I think my *newest* tie is 20 years old..