Things I. Learned @TILClient

All alone with my megaphone. Penistan Joined April 2015

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marqix ☆ @fwmarqix

2 months ago

Me: entering Japanese cat café. employee stops me immediately. Employee: One rule. Me: Okay. Employee: Orange cat bites people from France. Me: I’m not French. Employee: Good. I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic. then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler. Cat staring at me aggressively. Employee watching nervously from distance. Me: I thought he only hated French people. Employee: He improvises. cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact. Me: THIS IS TARGETED. small child nearby points at cat. Child: That one evil. Employee: No no, He just passionate. cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently. Me: …wait he likes me? Employee shocked. Employee: Impossible. another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet. Manager arrives. Manager: He has never trusted customer before. Me: What does that mean. Manager bows slightly. Manager: You must take him. Me: TAKE HIM WHERE. orange cat already asleep on me. Employee quietly bringing adoption papers. Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

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We Assess Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats

4 months ago

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Things I. Learned @TILClient

6 months ago

@catshealdeprsn 😻

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No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m

7 months ago

The best way to spend your holidays IG 📹 : janejamesknitwear

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Sotic @bominouca

7 months ago

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Troy @RiPPn429

10 months ago

@theliamnissan Here's one of theirs singing bragging about being a pedo in a song:

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🇺🇸 Auriandra 🇺🇦 @Auriandra

10 months ago

@RonWyden ChatGPT:

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death angel @angel_0f_deathx

10 months ago

believing that donald trump and his billionaire friends want the best for you as an average american citizen is like thinking the stripper really likes you

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan

10 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

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Jay Black @jayblackisfunny

10 months ago

My brother-in-law is an expert in autism and he says that the science is clear: The reason so many kids are being diagnosed with autism is because The Epstein Files haven’t been released yet.

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Things I. Learned @TILClient

12 months ago

@jesajamatteus @grok @headstone1967 @sirDukeDevin

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The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007

a year ago

@InternetH0F Thailand might have the best commercials ever 🤣

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Klara @klara_sjo

a year ago

Dutch is absolutely not a real language.

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Valet Parker @702ValetParker

a year ago

Y’all are blaming porn, OnlyFans, and escorts for ruining marriages instead of blaming the lying, cheating men who made vows they couldn’t keep.

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Dright☮️😷🤎 @dwtalk

a year ago

@DividedSkyGuy @RodKahx newsweek.com/hands-off-prot…

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a year ago

@CBRPNKCORP @c0wbitch

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a year ago

@SiennaSummerEIC Various: Top-end MacBook for her education Weekend at Calistoga resort with access to spas Anything she wanted at AP $4K cash on impulse $10K shopping s spree at Macy's Rent

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a year ago

@boogodda @gunsnrosesgirl3 I lost my job because UT kept me up all night.

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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee

2 years ago

It’s funny when MAGA says to “defund sanctuary cities.” The top 4 sanctuary cities also have the top 4 economies in the country. Methinks sanctuary cities need to defund supporting broke azz red states.