Stan @StanMorris

I report the news and produce content. https://t.co/K7ZOGcJhOn @neareport NEAReport.com Joined November 2008

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Justin Wong @JWonggg

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Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive

a day ago

On August 1, 2004, Daigo Umehara had one pixel of health left against Justin Wong in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike. He parried all 15 hits of Chun-Li’s super and won the round. The crowd reaction became one of esports’ most replayed clips.

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Stan @StanMorris

3 days ago

Imagine doing a job, failing at it, and then becoming a critic of the people who haven’t failed at it.

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5 days ago

Join me on Audible and get $5 to use toward any audiobook when you sign up by Sep 30, 2026 using my referral link: audible.com/ep/invited?sou…

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2 weeks ago

@HeyHeyItsConrad @JCLayfield Did you know the streak was going to end ahead of the match at Mania XXX? Your commentary seemed as if you almost realized it was happening in the middle of the match.

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2 weeks ago

@HeyHeyItsConrad @JCLayfield How did you first connect with someone at Fox News to begin appearing on their Saturday morning business block? Did they pressure you to go clean shaven, or was that just coincidentally around the time?

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2 weeks ago

@tim_cook When you retire, please appoint a successor you disagree with the most.

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Hunter Biden @HunterBiden

2 weeks ago

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

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2 weeks ago

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Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF

3 weeks ago

To my wife who said pick a good photo of me for my birthday. You’re getting older and divorce is imminent. So in the meantime. Enjoy the ride. (Pun intended)

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3 weeks ago

@HeyHeyItsConrad He stepped right out of the movie screen when he found that golden ticket in Last Action Hero

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3 weeks ago

Too many don’t seem to understand that animals are terrified of us. They know they live in our world and most just desperately want to survive.

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4 weeks ago

@RepNancyMace This isn’t an important problem in the world today. It’s a silly distraction.

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4 weeks ago

I’ve never heard a Randy Savage anywhere close to this good. Even from Randy Savage.

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a month ago

@joe_dombrowski @HeyHeyItsConrad @ShutUpExcalibur @tonyschiavone24 Tony is the most naturally talented broadcaster that I’ve ever seen or worked with. He’s also just a good person.