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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

2006 Time person of the year | Co-Founder @bluelivesmtr | Former cop now in E-commerce | Sold a lot of t-shirts | May randomly tweet about politics, AI, or ecom Seattle, WA Joined May 2017
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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 weeks ago

Every time I see stuff like this it makes me want to dedicate my life to making up wild stuff like this and casually dropping it into conversations like it's common knowledge. What's stopping me is that I don't think I'm dumb or smart enough to come up with anything good. ☹️

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ultraviolet @violetvariant

3 weeks ago

Every time I see stuff like this it makes me want to dedicate my life to making up wild stuff like this and casually dropping it into conversations like it's common knowledge. What's stopping me is that I don't think I'm dumb or smart enough to come up with anything good. ☹️

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 weeks ago

Whoever is running this account is exceptionally bad at their job. He just got done bragging he had the endorsement of law enforcement leaders because one 1-term former prosecutor endorsed him. Now he's showing off that his opponent actually has the police endorsements.

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Bob Ferguson @BobFergusonAG

3 weeks ago

Whoever is running this account is exceptionally bad at their job. He just got done bragging he had the endorsement of law enforcement leaders because one 1-term former prosecutor endorsed him. Now he's showing off that his opponent actually has the police endorsements.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 weeks ago

Tech bros are big mad that NYT said that writing PostgreSQL updates is boring and the reporter couldn't be bothered to look up the irrelevant information about how it works. The guy's a hero, and doing awesome work in open source. But NYT was right for once.

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anton (𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢) @atroyn

3 weeks ago

Tech bros are big mad that NYT said that writing PostgreSQL updates is boring and the reporter couldn't be bothered to look up the irrelevant information about how it works. The guy's a hero, and doing awesome work in open source. But NYT was right for once.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

4 weeks ago

I've seen both sides of this, and it's quite a bit silly how much money people think they need to have for kids. I had my first kid when I was a cop making $65k per year and my wife was a teacher making $35k per year. After discovering childcare would take half of my wife's…

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neo (e/acc) tionary @neoeacc

4 weeks ago

I've seen both sides of this, and it's quite a bit silly how much money people think they need to have for kids. I had my first kid when I was a cop making $65k per year and my wife was a teacher making $35k per year. After discovering childcare would take half of my wife's…

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

a month ago

I just ran an experiment and was shocked by the results. I got into my F150 and I could see my kids over the hood if they were more than 3 feet in front of the truck. Then I lowered my head to my wife's level and couldn't see them at all. Short drivers must be banned.

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Abby Barbara @Abby_Barbara_C

a month ago

I just ran an experiment and was shocked by the results. I got into my F150 and I could see my kids over the hood if they were more than 3 feet in front of the truck. Then I lowered my head to my wife's level and couldn't see them at all. Short drivers must be banned.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

a month ago

Just watched Back to The Future after not seeing it for 30 years. As a kid, I didn't see anything special about Marty's pickup but now I want one and I'm disappointed they don't make new trucks like this any more for the U.S.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

a month ago

@aedison Sometimes I get 2 Doordashers at the same time by ordering from 2 places and there's an awkward moment when they show up at my house at the same time. When they meet in front of my house I imagine they have a conversation about what a boss I am for paying both of them $7.50

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

a month ago

A lot of you have never read the 14th Amendment and it shows.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

2 months ago

To paraphrase: You're more likely to be a child rapist than some rando, so your kids are safer staying at someone else's house. And this has over 100 likes. Who are these people who think their child is more likely to be raped in their homes?

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manlette mcqueen @chickengizzardy

2 months ago

To paraphrase: You're more likely to be a child rapist than some rando, so your kids are safer staying at someone else's house. And this has over 100 likes. Who are these people who think their child is more likely to be raped in their homes?

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

2 months ago

Speculation based on no evidence, reported to send the message that her murder was her fault for fighting back. How many other media outlets and TikTokers will pick this garbage up and regurgitate it?

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New York Post @nypost

2 months ago

Speculation based on no evidence, reported to send the message that her murder was her fault for fighting back. How many other media outlets and TikTokers will pick this garbage up and regurgitate it?

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

2 months ago

I tend to use strong negative language and it's so triggering for some people. Them: Hey, what's your opinion on this? Me: It sucks. Them: You mean, in your opinion it sucks! That's just your personal opinion! Me: MF, you literally asked me for my opinion! I'm so tired of…

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 months ago

Gemini Advanced is crap. I don't know how it's supposed to be GPT-4 level. If I give it a 3-sentence prompt, it already starts to hallucinate what I wrote and changes it to something else. It also has bizarre outputs that look like total malfunctions. I'd rather use Mistral-7b.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 months ago

"Try to blink all the way," is what my eye doc just told me. Apparently I only blink 95% closed in my right eye so there's a spot that never gets blinked on and dried out. Apparently I'm supposed to get OCD about closing my eye tight every time I blink like I've got Tourette's.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 months ago

As a practical matter, you can't expect to deport criminals with laws and policies that say if they convict X specific crime, they'll be deported. The prosecutor will just plea it to another charge.

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 months ago

This whole Taylor Swift thing reminds me of when leftists were accusing Trump of colluding with Russia, so many on the right started expressing support for Russia. Some people just fall into this stuff every time.

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AG @AGHamilton29

3 months ago

As if it wasn’t already clear that it was never about civilians for these people. They object to the very idea of Israel taking out terrorists looking to kill Israelis. A clean operation with 0 civilian harm to take out 3 well-known terrorists who were actively plotting an…

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Christopher Berg @SnarkyCop

3 months ago

Tens of government workers are trying out intermittent fasting for a day. So brave🙏

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Daily Mail US @DailyMail

3 months ago

Tens of government workers are trying out intermittent fasting for a day. So brave🙏

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