Ryan Bakken @Sir_BokSauce
Tweets are my own and not a reflection of anyone else's thoughts and/or opinions. Unless they too have the same great thoughts and/or opinions. Dallas, TX Joined June 2011-
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I have so many thoughts on this that I can't fit into a tweet but I'll just say that teams take on the personalities of their leaders and if this squad embodies even just 1/10th of the toughness & dedication that Cal has that stuff matters SO much in the clubhouse long term.
I have so many thoughts on this that I can't fit into a tweet but I'll just say that teams take on the personalities of their leaders and if this squad embodies even just 1/10th of the toughness & dedication that Cal has that stuff matters SO much in the clubhouse long term.
This thing where you are reading a tweet and then it refreshes and shows you a bunch more tweets is probably one of the biggest UI fails in social media.
Sir, a second ice cold and refreshing patio beer has hit the table
god forbid I consider the thoughts and feelings of the human I pair bonded with for life
There are some that hurt because I convinced myself that maybe we wanted to win so I didn’t see it coming. Then there are some that hurt because it’s hard to not just laugh and be happy for them. Cabby has me just chuckling to myself on my couch.
There are some that hurt because I convinced myself that maybe we wanted to win so I didn’t see it coming. Then there are some that hurt because it’s hard to not just laugh and be happy for them. Cabby has me just chuckling to myself on my couch.
Eugenio hitting .355 in AZ. Kelenic hitting .583 in ATL. Teoscar hitting .300 in LA. It's the organization.
Sorry, you can’t wear your regular looking jerseys, it would be embarrassing for the teams wearing the garbage we gave them
Sorry, you can’t wear your regular looking jerseys, it would be embarrassing for the teams wearing the garbage we gave them https://t.co/laTwGfK7TL
me normally: man, being an american really is living through the last gasps of a dying empire. me, tremendously cooked, walking through costco: this place is a parthenon. a cathedral. the mighty and benevolent american empire will outlast the sun itself. i love democracy
When my wife lets me play in the yard
There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.
I will fight the Nissan Altima Jihad with Paul Atreides.
You wake up, drenched in sweat, duct taped to a dining chair. There’s a a double-layer of visqueen sheeting below you. A car battery is conspicuously connected to places you would prefer it not to be. You look up and see…
You wake up, drenched in sweat, duct taped to a dining chair. There’s a a double-layer of visqueen sheeting below you. A car battery is conspicuously connected to places you would prefer it not to be. You look up and see…
2nd degree burns all over my mouth and you would not be able to stop me from immediately ordering another
2nd degree burns all over my mouth and you would not be able to stop me from immediately ordering another
There will always be laundry to do. Even once you do it all, the clothes you have on become dirty laundry.
There will always be laundry to do. Even once you do it all, the clothes you have on become dirty laundry.
I actually feel bad for the Brads, Chads and Angry Dads who spent the year complaining about Taylor Swift interrupting their football because I spent the season trading Swift/Kelce memes with my 14-year-old daughter (who previously didn't care about football) and now it's like a…
I actually feel bad for the Brads, Chads and Angry Dads who spent the year complaining about Taylor Swift interrupting their football because I spent the season trading Swift/Kelce memes with my 14-year-old daughter (who previously didn't care about football) and now it's like a…
A glimpse into spectrum of reactions to a fart that turned out to be…more
A glimpse into spectrum of reactions to a fart that turned out to be…more
When ownership loses Salk… Its bad
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I’m drawing the line. As a society we’ve gotta draw the line somewhere and it’s here. Shower every day, assholes. Also, yes. A lot of times showers in general are performative. If you’re leaving the house & gonna be around other ppl, PERFORM for them and fucking SHOWER.
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
Josh Rojas, on the very first pitch. And against his old team. 108.4 mph, 405 feet ... His season slash line is up to .327/.393/.527 (.920 OPS)
Fewest runs allowed since April 11. SEA - 26 👀 NYY - 44 MIL - 44 CHC - 45 CIN - 45 LAD - 45 TOR - 46 WSN - 46 PHI - 47 KCR - 50 ATL - 50 #Mariners
The Chiefs calling the teams they beat in the playoffs to ask for their draft picks
But you gotta give. Otherwise it goes dark.
These ‘pee stain denim’ designer jeans have an eye-popping price tag: ‘Why would anyone wear this?’ trib.al/ygVyrWf
I am legitimately sobbing. No exaggeration.
This is what it’s all about 😢
I am legitimately sobbing. No exaggeration.
If you’re going to cuss me out at least be consistent with your swears. HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!
This was mild in comparison and I don’t post stuff like this to be like “oh poor me” I can handle these fuckers no problem. I just thought the juxtaposition of poop vs motherfucker was funny
One thing I’ve learned driving in Chicago is everyone turns left on red right after it switches from yellow. It’s just an unspoken thing a car or 2 does every time
When Purdy, CMC, Kittle, Juice, and Pearsall all take the field at the same time
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
I heard coach say that last night, & it really hit me. Here's a guy who coached the greatest @NFL dynasties, & I was his biggest problem? That felt good to hear Coach. A huge compliment. Made my night.
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this doesn't even do it justice -- Alvarez came back out for the 8th inning and immediately had another passed ball strikeout he then allowed a double and was pulled from the game his final pitching line belongs in a museum: 1 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 6 K
.@Dbacks prospect Jhosmer Alvarez fanned FIVE batters in one inning. 😳
When the bartender says you can get 6 beers for the price of 5
Oh no @ColinCowherd
Caleb Williams, rocking the backwards hat, and Rome Odunze have arrived in Chicago.
they don't tell you about all the kids who wrote this and then grew up to be 5'6
Daniels said he wrote "I will play in the NFL" on a piece of paper and posted it on his bedroom wall. He said he was around 7 years old.
Below @minakimes left absolutely no meat on this bone. Her points are aligned with a majority of HC/GMs I’ve spoken to in the last 12 hours. I’ll add one more from a GM “Mr. Blank is how old? (81) He wants to win now…he’s not obsessing over ‘26 and beyond. They have needs now”
Mina Kimes' takedown of the Falcons' selection of Michael Penix Jr: "I find the justification to be somewhat logically incoherent... if you think you're going to be good, which is why you pay Kirk Cousins $100 million guaranteed, you're doing your team a disservice by not making…
Some of you never posted a 93 then grabbed lunch with the boys on a nice day. Sad for you
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