SirNim @SirNim

How are we gonna get past a gingerbread man? The East Bay Joined April 2009

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SirNim @SirNim

2 weeks ago

Just made the IKEA Swedish Restaurant cashier throw away my plate of 12 meatballs because my “Free Meatball Plate” promo card failed to specify a max number of meatballs and I refused to pay the $1.50 difference between 8 meatballs and 12 meatballs. Sorry not sorry.

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2 weeks ago

The concept of coworking from the IKEA Swedish Restaurant.

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2 months ago

If I had a nickel for every female celebrity Disney once used to draw guests to EPCOT Center that has had her own daytime syndicated talk show, I’d have 10 cents.

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2 months ago

Whenever a company I own stock in doesn't hire me, I vote against all their nominated directors for the board of directors in perpetuity.

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2 months ago

The phrase "Subject to the jurisdiction thereof" shall not be infringed.

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9 months ago

The concept of performatively reading a book about performative reading

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11 months ago

Catholic comic book character "Super Hank"

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a year ago

Kentucky Derby Day is like Halloween, but for bourbon distilleries instead of chocolate factories.

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a year ago

You’ve used the “1” twice.

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2 years ago

Withhold all federal funds from the crumbling and dilapidated State of RI until it changes its official name back to what it was pre-Summer of Love 2020.

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2 years ago

P O R C I V N C V L A

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2 years ago

That’s showbiz baby

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2 years ago

Black and white: Long Beach, CA Looff Carousel (burned 1943) Color: Riverside, RI Crescent Park Carousel (extant)

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2 years ago

S O L • I N V I C T V S

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2 years ago

@antoniafarzan Knockum Hill in Barrington which is oddly only accessible via a right-of-way from Swansea. The RI Historic Cemetery sign is actually located in Massachusetts.

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3 years ago

Gene Valicenti wants the gold Omega watch (with the white face, not the blue face, he’s already got a watch with a blue face) from Baxter’s for the 1st day of Christmas. (12/6)