Josh Simar @SimarJosh

#sql #woodworking #powershell #postgres he/him California, USA Joined July 2017

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Josh Simar @SimarJosh

3 years ago

@jeffrush Is that the ADHD version of save?

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3 years ago

@Jesunferanmi @jraggio73 @pinaldave != is valid TSQL but not valid ANSI SQL so while I prefer the former, since I'm using other SQL derivatives these days I stick to <> as it is more universal.

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3 years ago

@jeffrush That looks frameable.

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3 years ago

Upgraded my duck when I have really hard debug issues.

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3 years ago

@sqL_handLe If you're on a new SQL server for a new project, are there any trace flags you would suggest almost no matter the workload?

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3 years ago

@Rajamic99 @sqlstudent144 @greg_doucette

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

@BuckWoodyMSFT I'm not going to judge you for your music choice but your choice in music player may get a side eye from me.

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3 years ago

@SQLBek @landrews5807 @sqlatspeed @SQLBits Inner join? Sorry so few times in my life I get to make SQL jokes others will recognize

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3 years ago

@GingiesMom @DialHForHagai Fits better on today's airplanes without legs.

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3 years ago

@BuckWoodyMSFT Crowder chowder

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3 years ago

@dhmacher If you're dealing with Walmart corporate it's the week starting May 6th.

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@jpierini @bettersafetynet To each their own and I'm not going to knock the store stuff either because I haven't tried it. But I'm pretty sure the grocery store and the Dunkin store are roasted by different roasters.