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“Imagination is for turbo nerds who can’t handle how kick butt reality is” - Finn, The Human bruh who knows Joined July 2012-
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Everyone get off helldivers , I want to play
I simply wake up. And I give my life for super earth .
You spend months driving people south. You announce it is the only safe zone. You kettle the people there. And then you attack them by air and land. That is textbook genocide and anyone who denies it is a genocide supporter.
sex is a very intimate and sacred act. remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn’t be sharing it with anyone who would distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
shes peeing on call and she DIDNT MUTE
Whaaaat you’re telling me… that the cowboys…. The Dallas COWBOYS are choking in the playoffs…. Nahhh no way….
can i come over and miss soo many social cues
Making active decisions I know are going to hurt me , let’s get it
Needed to see this
Kendrick Lamar if he was a pirate: me port side just went viral
Hungry, hungry guillotine.
Waking up at 3 am with (presumed) food poisoning on Christmas Eve is some bogus that would only happen to me
White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”
Anyone wanna do a bg3 campaign , I’m trying to kill 80 hours
bro they’re historicizing u in the group chat - they’re situating ur behavior in a broader postindustrial context and they’re citing an impressive array of sources bro
“Eat shit Darren” is so funny dude
“Eat shit Darren” is so funny dude
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Chucky saying this about Megan was probably my favorite part about this episode 😂😂
Had to be Raygun or spin again
it’s so jarring to have been alone for three and a half months to suddenly sharing space again
This is a fucking classic and if you disagree I’m sorry you don’t get it
Put this on all my profiles and my tombstone
I’m sorry I matched with you in the four fleeting seconds I thought I had the energy to do online dating
Oh hey, I'm performing my own fire show at a Renaissance festival for the whole season this month
Target run and gingerbread decorating, who’s down?
If you see this photo of the boys on your timeline and don’t like it, then I suppose you just don’t like cats (and are wrong).
looked thru old pictures i’ve posted and this is what i’ve gathered: 1. middle/high schoolers should not have twitter 2. i really like cinnabon 3. I SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED ONLINE
it’s been 4 years 🩷
today marks one year since my suicide attempt. i’m pretty proud of myself for making it this far & wanted to get a tattoo to commemorate it, “handle with care” is written in my handwriting
a ballad of songbirds and snakes is premiering this week and i have so much to live for
As usual I will give my x earnings to someone who likes this post Sunday morning as determined by random number generator. I’ll admit that doing this makes me feel better about my time on this app. 😀
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