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The more people I meet around the world the more I realize we are all the same. CMSE® - Certified Machinery Safety Expert. #Keto diet since 1st October 2023 soundcloud.com/stormofnoise Sunny Suffolk Joined May 2009-
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“For he was a gentle heart and a great king, and kept his oaths; and he rose out of the shadows to a last fair morning.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
1/3 I found an interesting article: Grapefruit PEEL - Nature’s Statin without the TOXICITY ? Looking forward to finding out just how this works. "The anti-oxidative properties of the phenolic extracts from grapefruit PEELS, combined with their inhibition of HMG-CoA reductase /2
1/3 I found an interesting article: Grapefruit PEEL - Nature’s Statin without the TOXICITY ? Looking forward to finding out just how this works. "The anti-oxidative properties of the phenolic extracts from grapefruit PEELS, combined with their inhibition of HMG-CoA reductase /2
Which one is healthier?🤔
A short piece in the Times on the ongoing scandal that 1/3 of all HMRC late filing penalties are charged to people who don't earn enough to pay tax. 420,000 penalties over three years, on the poorest people in the UK. It's a scandal. thetimes.co.uk/article/should…
I'm getting faster and uglier with this running carry on. 3.5 miles bagged today. 89 left to go 😅 are you sick of these tweets yet? Donation link pinned to profile! No pressure to donate but all support big and small welcome! Even if it's just telling me I can do it! 🤣
Decades of criminality, corruption and political manipulation. Murdoch is almost solely responsible for the inexorable decline of the UK in the last half century.
A polite reminder that we have a sale on itch with a great Regency Solitaire bundle. itch.io/s/122763/regen…
1/14 The role of the FDA and MHRA is to regulate medicines and ensure those medicines are acceptably safe. They are NOT doing their job. They are ‘enablers’ of the pharmaceutical industry. They receive significant funding from the drug industry. Therein lies the problem. /2
Harvard considers steak to be just as bad as refined carbs, sugar sweetened drinks and margarine This is despite a 2022 meta analysis showing directly the opposite. Nutrition science loses credibility with shenanigans like this.
😬 mid-2020 I weighed 246lbs, was a drunk, had IBS & was on SSRI's for depression & anxiety.. ..By mid 2022 I weighed 187lbs with abs, sober, IBS controlled + got myself off SSRI's all using food, fitness and philosophy. Here's what made a difference...
Since we reported on the scam "PR company" Mogul Press, they tried taking us off the internet with a DDoS attack, then a fraudulent copyright claim. But their latest strategy leaves me completely mystified.
"I am ready to fight harder than I have ever fought for anything before, for a Greater Manchester where people can live free from the fear of debt, hunger and eviction," Andy Burnham says after re-election as Greater Manchester mayor Follow live bbc.in/3UGRubL
Re-elected with huge majority in Manchester, powerful call for better times by @AndyBurnhamGM: “We all need to reconnect power with the promotion of the common good, rather than what we have seen in recent times - the association of power with corruption and lies.”
Re-elected with huge majority in Manchester, powerful call for better times by @AndyBurnhamGM: “We all need to reconnect power with the promotion of the common good, rather than what we have seen in recent times - the association of power with corruption and lies.”
This is the best part of the #LondonMayoralElection! @CountBinface beats Britain First! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
The amount of coverage given to the Green Party, who have so far won 159 seats in these elections, compared to Reform UK, who have won two, has been quite something
An open water swimming race that has been in the Thames since 1890 cancelled because the river has too much shit in it to be safe bit.ly/3ULqqqTh what have we come to?
Incredible what the carnivore diet can accomplish. It cleared arterial plaque and reversed an occlusion from 99% to 37% in record time. Something that according to government medicine is impossible.
BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS
164K Followers 156K Following Author, book https://t.co/NOgy1XvNJX? Preview here https://t.co/Te7LOXdD8k I #followback #TaxTheRich
Dr Julia Grace Patter.. @JujuliaGrace
275K Followers 62K Following Founder+Chief Exec @EveryDoctorUK. Campaigner, author, doctor (but not working clinically). All views my own. My newsletter:https://t.co/yE1tw35Up4
Marie-Ann Detests Tor.. @MarieAnnUK
143K Followers 117K Following Brexit is madness. Tories are psychopaths. Johnson is a c***!
dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod
103K Followers 45K Following Internet stuff for @PrivateEyeNews ⚡️ Indie landfill at https://t.co/gIRRhzr6Cq 🎧 All views my nans
Dr Mand @mandapen
4K Followers 4K Following Memorial Device “Alternative National Treasure”. Let’s have a brew. I like ScandiNoir & The Vaccines. Occasional DuoLingo boasts. I self-gif, soz babs.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
50K Followers 37K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
GET A GRIP @docrussjackson
65K Followers 46K Following 'Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did & it never will' - Frederick Douglass #JoinAUnion #GTTO Views are mine & NOT my employer's.
Claire #EnoughIsEnoug.. @clairebubblepop
41K Followers 13K Following “Always treat people the way you want to be treated and manners cost nothing” the best advice from my Dad. I want Tories out, they treat us with contempt! #GTTO
Britain People @Britain_People
54K Followers 47K Following Law┃Neuroscience┃#FreeAssangeNOW ‖ Perspectives┃RT = FYI
Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
61K Followers 43K Following Founder #RightToLove campaign. #DisabilityRights pro-EU anti- Tory Anti-GOP NUFC/BTFC fan pink wig wearer, love🐈 follow @ai_fantasy19 if you like my #AIArt
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 914 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 889 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps,vodka and beer. Creator of Extreme Pallet Truck Racing EPTR™️ Professional Pub researcher.
CS @CS73338798
178 Followers 680 Following
Norespessh @Norespesshjyu
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Misty Heise @heisemisty3
102 Followers 2K Following
TechNoodles @NoodlesTech
790 Followers 3K Following Random technology noodling, modern and retro. Casual Twitter user.
Roashis @RoashisRI3B9N
0 Followers 228 Following
Ila Egertson @IEgerts
78 Followers 5K Following
Alayah Przedwiecki @AlayahPrze93230
82 Followers 5K Following
Claire_199320 @Ren_Z5
321 Followers 468 Following 🌸“Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny.”🌸
Johnny Nice Painter @JNicePainter
4K Followers 2K Following Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the forest of doom and hide in the wardrobe of darkness! BLACK!
Orla Stone @stone_orla88140
63 Followers 5K Following
Zoe_US_ @UsZoe19108
29 Followers 2K Following
࿚G࿚࿚E࿚࿚M࿚ @gembocakes
1K Followers 902 Following i can't, i have plans with my dog & i owe you nothing. 🐺🐹🥔
JuliaLawrence @JN68ZWgl50jmVcd
0 Followers 284 Following
Mike LCHF Dietitian @thelowcarb_rd
7K Followers 448 Following Fighting for individual metabolic health. Don't let them farm you for profit. Low carb lifestyle. Dietitian.
Nylargr @nylargr31484
4 Followers 349 Following
Carla Francome @carlafrancome
17K Followers 11K Following Storyteller, TV Producer and Comms • Cycling campaigner • Former clown 🤡 Expect jokes • Once called a “fat, beret-wearing hag”. I’ll take it •
TJ Davis @teresajanedavis
5K Followers 428 Following #BlackLivesMatter #NHS 💙 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Megan 🏴�.. @Megh1509
20 Followers 8 Following Carnivore, Animal Based Diet 🥩 / Health & Wellness / Dogs 🐾 / Toxic Free Lifestyle
Marie Clapton Music @MarieCMusic
1K Followers 5K Following Lyricist from Abingdon Oxfordshire, UK Songwriting Contest Semi Finalist x8 Commended Entries x7 featured on BBC Upload 2020
Luanna Cushing @LuanCushin
69 Followers 5K Following
Pete North @petepanic3
237 Followers 351 Following Tesla fan, low carb believer, covid denier, climate scam denier, anti WEF, anti WHO, free speech believer, anti woke, fan of X, Fan of Les Pauls,Marshall amps
Earthbased.soul | GG2.. @Earthbasedsoul
11K Followers 11K Following Dad | Biologist | Earth lover | Cofounder of @SolarpunkNomads @HyperchangeXyz @academy4impact @SolarpunkGuild
Daric @dariclang
388 Followers 499 Following An 80s inspired BASIC dialect with performance, a focus on vector graphics, simple games and having fun! https://t.co/zdSrhAJQSu. https://t.co/zAMfPgbKN4
Sara 🥩 @1criticalmind1
851 Followers 1K Following Just a simple woman who loves Disneyland and eats to live 🥩 #carnivore *vegans will be given a participation trophy and blocked.
💯Hairy Harry Carni.. @YURFuckinfat
2K Followers 1K Following Carnivore by nature, Hairy by the grace of God. KEEP FUCKING GOING Organic Tallow based Men's Beard and Soap products available at https://t.co/aYNMZeQrln
Cassidy Oliger @CassidyOli68189
76 Followers 5K Following
Brickhousse @Brickhousse100
215 Followers 781 Following Digital Asset Innovation and Personal Health | N=1 | #Bitcoin | Financial Freedom | Keto-Carnivore Lifestyle | 🇺🇸 | Always learning, probably wrong.
Ben Doshna @Doshna_
86 Followers 261 Following Quantitative BioSciences PHD Student at Ga Tech studying how neural systems control fast and agile movement
Maria Cronon @MCronon92390
110 Followers 5K Following
Dave Stevens - Rivers.. @RiversZen
444 Followers 178 Following Cured type 2 diabetes with nutrition and exercise in 2007. Fit, healthy and happy at 70 helping people to be their best with simple and easy lifestyle changes.
Sage Tolley @SageToll
19 Followers 3K Following
Harper Aurora @HarperAuro27065
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Marielle Pisicchio @MariellePi58904
89 Followers 5K Following
Milly Navarrate @navarra_mil
61 Followers 5K Following
TwinkleSun @TwinkleSun17038
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Carmen Stripling @CarmenStri19615
15 Followers 3K Following
Jaylene Coram @coram_cor
67 Followers 5K Following
Jason @CodingAndThings
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Darcie Voltin @VoltiDar
73 Followers 5K Following
Stephen Atkinson @Steveaky
11 Followers 205 Following
Dr Julia Grace Patter.. @JujuliaGrace
275K Followers 62K Following Founder+Chief Exec @EveryDoctorUK. Campaigner, author, doctor (but not working clinically). All views my own. My newsletter:https://t.co/yE1tw35Up4
dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod
103K Followers 45K Following Internet stuff for @PrivateEyeNews ⚡️ Indie landfill at https://t.co/gIRRhzr6Cq 🎧 All views my nans
Dr Mand @mandapen
4K Followers 4K Following Memorial Device “Alternative National Treasure”. Let’s have a brew. I like ScandiNoir & The Vaccines. Occasional DuoLingo boasts. I self-gif, soz babs.
SemtexSue 🏊♀�.. @semtexsue
4K Followers 5K Following Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]
Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor
205K Followers 6K Following Public law, Human Rights, energy, climate/environment. Vis. Prof @LSELaw @GoldsmithsLaw, fellow @BinghamCentre @GlobalPartnersD @justicehq @Robertsbridge VMO
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
50K Followers 37K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
GET A GRIP @docrussjackson
65K Followers 46K Following 'Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did & it never will' - Frederick Douglass #JoinAUnion #GTTO Views are mine & NOT my employer's.
Hollow Crown Fans @HollowCrownFans
18K Followers 2K Following Fan group for BBC Shakespeare series '#TheHollowCrown' starring Ben Whishaw, Jeremy Irons, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch. Founded #ShakespeareSunday
All about Steve @1StevieKilner
5K Followers 970 Following I do think I have a prophetic vision about the earth but who’s going to listen to a clown…..
Sara @theblackcatsays
808 Followers 855 Following Originally from Notts, now found dipping my toes in the sea around Cornwall Painter of fairy doors for the free fairy door trail to hopefully bring some smiles
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 914 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Paul Lewis @paullewismoney
162K Followers 2K Following Financial journalist, broadcaster, and speaker. Seek the truth, find the truth, tell the truth. Unequivocally for free speech & press. Wilkie Collins expert too
smalls @smallpersonn
2K Followers 889 Following Penguin sized human. Shadow turtler. Likes a wander. Fond of crisps,vodka and beer. Creator of Extreme Pallet Truck Racing EPTR™️ Professional Pub researcher.
S'Ewa'd Head @EwaSR
15K Followers 1K Following 'Ever'. ADHD. Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan Forever! Taller than Red Sonja. (She/Her) @ewacat on bluesky (@ewacat.bsky.social) https://t.co/HnrzNza1rq
🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
35K Followers 24K Following Very Sweary ‘Leftist Trollope’, ‘Lefty Cunt’, ‘Hag Features’. #atheist #GTTO #AutismAwareness, but it isn’t me before you try to insult me with it, thanks 😘
Anna Vocino @AnnaVocino
16K Followers 845 Following #Comedy face, #voiceover mouth. Exceptionally pale feet. #Celiac, Author of the EAT HAPPY cookbooks. Slinger of Marinara & Spices: https://t.co/1d9ijUFlOc
Nancy 💜 @itz_me_now
447 Followers 750 Following Creative, lifelong learner. I do a lot of research, just out of curiosity! | physically #disABLED | Remembering Scruffa Always💜
Kevin Edwards ( Retro.. @KevEdwardsRetro
11K Followers 1K Following Retired video game programmer. Game code archivist. Creator of games for the BBC Micro, Electron, NES, SNES, PC, XBox, PS3/4, Mobile, Vita, 3DS. LEGO Dev/AFOL
Abigail🥩🥓 | Opt.. @CrunchyKetovore
61 Followers 64 Following Passionate about a meat-based keto lifestyle.🥚🍖 Fueled by my love for coffee. ☕Doing the complete opposite of what "they" told us and loving it!
Carnal Dancer @CarnalDancer
1K Followers 517 Following When I'm hungry, I take my MEDS: Meat, Eggs, Dairy, Seafood. I also dance a lot. In the best health of my life in my 60s thanks to Carnivorish Diet & Ballroom.
Johnny Nice Painter @JNicePainter
4K Followers 2K Following Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the forest of doom and hide in the wardrobe of darkness! BLACK!
ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴇ.. @beaniebabyminx
2K Followers 648 Following 👩🎨 I do art and stuff ⭐️ Frenger ⭐️ Gamer ⭐️ Show me your kitties 🐈⬛ She/Her ⭐️ @phoenixgeijutsu is my 💍🤵🏻♂️ #Heaven 🇺🇸 ➡️ 🇬🇧
Phoenix The Artist - .. @PhoenixGeijutsu
2K Followers 1K Following GAMER | MUSICIAN | ARTIST | 🧡💍👰🏻@beaniebabyminx | WORSHIP 🖤🙏
࿚G࿚࿚E࿚࿚M࿚ @gembocakes
1K Followers 902 Following i can't, i have plans with my dog & i owe you nothing. 🐺🐹🥔
C. Ratched, RN @RN_Atheist
7K Followers 4K Following They/them, RN, mom, lesbian, Pro-Choice, liberal, feminist, atheist, Democrat in AL.
Abbey Farmhouse @AbbeyFarmhouse
73 Followers 162 Following Luxury Bed and Breakfast #staywithus #cometocumbria #lanercostpriory #hadrianswall
Carleen Rooney @CarleenRooney
301 Followers 376 Following Full time Grandmother to a beautiful 6yo blind boy.
Marion Holman @Marion436842126
3K Followers 250 Following The TRUTH about Statins, formerly @holmanm Info is provided for educational purposes only & should not be considered as medical advice. (NO DM's please)
TJ Davis @teresajanedavis
5K Followers 428 Following #BlackLivesMatter #NHS 💙 #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Sophie Rumble @sophiearumble
15K Followers 5K Following Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.
Marie Clapton Music @MarieCMusic
1K Followers 5K Following Lyricist from Abingdon Oxfordshire, UK Songwriting Contest Semi Finalist x8 Commended Entries x7 featured on BBC Upload 2020
SophieRam97 @SophieP25397
11K Followers 10K Following Wife, Mum, Anti #Brexit, Humanist, left-of-centre, Nottingham Forest fan, hobbies include Cooking, Gardening, not reading the Mail or the Sun
Megan 🏴�.. @Megh1509
20 Followers 8 Following Carnivore, Animal Based Diet 🥩 / Health & Wellness / Dogs 🐾 / Toxic Free Lifestyle
Kat A 🌸 @SaiKate108
49K Followers 7K Following Ex lawyer advocating for truth. Researcher, clip maker focused on the globalist agenda. No to the WHO/WEF.
Daric @dariclang
388 Followers 499 Following An 80s inspired BASIC dialect with performance, a focus on vector graphics, simple games and having fun! https://t.co/zdSrhAJQSu. https://t.co/zAMfPgbKN4
Neil Barsky @nsbarsky
4K Followers 1K Following Author of Death by Diabetes: America's Preventable Epidemic, for the Guardian Founder, The Marshall Project Former NYDN and WSJ reporter Director, Koch
Anthony Chaffee, MD @anthony_chaffee
22K Followers 111 Following Pro rugby player turned MD Refugee camp Dr in Bangladesh International speaker IG: AnthonyChaffeeMD YT: Anthony Chaffee MD Top 10 Podcast: The Plant Free MD
Nicola James @NAJ562
26K Followers 10K Following NHS 💙, Environment, Social Justice. Personal account. RT’s/likes not necessarily an endorsement. Find me on Mastodon @[email protected]
Jo Bird @JoBirdJoBird
11K Followers 2K Following Birdkonian, Jewess. Green candidate for Birkenhead MP. Re-elected Green Cllr. Views my own. Promoted by A Cockcroft c/o 3 Lingdale Rd, CH48 5DG
C64Audio / 8-Bit Symp.. @C64Audio
4K Followers 3K Following Video Game music publisher since 1994. Working hard to make the improbable come true including books, recordings + live concerts! #C64 #8Bit #VGM #8BitSymphony
💯Hairy Harry Carni.. @YURFuckinfat
2K Followers 1K Following Carnivore by nature, Hairy by the grace of God. KEEP FUCKING GOING Organic Tallow based Men's Beard and Soap products available at https://t.co/aYNMZeQrln
Sara 🥩 @1criticalmind1
851 Followers 1K Following Just a simple woman who loves Disneyland and eats to live 🥩 #carnivore *vegans will be given a participation trophy and blocked.
maddy @atmaladeleine
1K Followers 202 Following i know the tony rules because i’ve been petitioning them to add a category for living theatrically in normal life. mine: @joeyfreckle @pritteykitty she/her
Steve Backshall @SteveBackshall
154K Followers 734 Following Official Twitter for Steve Backshall, naturalist broadcaster and author.
Simon Calder @SimonCalder
206K Followers 721 Following Travel news/advice shared here, on TikTok @caldertravel and answering questions at weekends with my 5.30pm UK Instagram Live: https://t.co/qE5vXA5qw0
DeliriousDatingDamsel @Delirious_Dater
12K Followers 4K Following Finding positivity💕Rule#1 LIVE don’t EXIST👊Single Strong Happy #campervan🚐 #bike🏍️ support #999family🚨#Dating (mis)adventures🤦🏼♀ #Realist
Dave Stevens - Rivers.. @RiversZen
444 Followers 178 Following Cured type 2 diabetes with nutrition and exercise in 2007. Fit, healthy and happy at 70 helping people to be their best with simple and easy lifestyle changes.
Sue H @azmadame_x
1K Followers 1K Following #Birdgang Arizona Cardinals Season Ticket Holder for 25+ years... Long suffering fan of Arizona sports teams. Computer nerd.
Simon Broddle @SimonJBroddle
135 Followers 101 Following A true agriculturalist all my life, led a very healthy, happy life and still do. Spring 2020 I started to smell the rat. It's continued from there.
CBarnetto @c_barn8
3K Followers 2K Following Dad; Home Cook; Business Owner; Lost 65lbs through Low Carb; Keto/Carnivore advocate; Sharing my experience to help others. #FoodTwitter Algo
Sihle Ngobese @SKNgobese
916 Followers 82 Following I’m trying to build an agri-business (farmer), deepen my faith✡️ & beat the obesity. Follow my journey!
TheMoustacheCop @CopMoustache
20K Followers 6K Following Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on “It’s our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminality”
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢�.. @RachelBurch2
5K Followers 2K Following Living with severe chronic illness, wheelchair user, Dartmoor photographer, old book lover and hedgehog whisperer. 🦔🦼📖
Carla Francome @carlafrancome
17K Followers 11K Following Storyteller, TV Producer and Comms • Cycling campaigner • Former clown 🤡 Expect jokes • Once called a “fat, beret-wearing hag”. I’ll take it •
Kirsten O'Brien @RealKirstOBrien
11K Followers 893 Following Her off the telly.CBBC alumni, hosts @BBCBerkshire breakfast show 6-10. Also on @BBCOxford @BBCWiltshire. Voice of @skyuk. Wife & Mum of 3 smashers inc. #twins
Amanda Decker FNP-C, .. @deckerlesscarbs
8K Followers 454 Following Wife, Mom, Nurse Practitioner, Farmers Daughter. Tweets do not constitute medical advice. Advocates for TCR. Eat from the farm, not the factory.
Joy@ Reversing Insuli.. @AppleCookieRose
2K Followers 996 Following A1c 9.5 to 5.4 in 4 months, Down 80lbs to 122lbs. Blogger/Admin/Instagrammer and Contributing Writer @ https://t.co/x75OJTk55W Join my FB group: https://t.co/584CkwEOo8
Mark Porter @a_m_porter
25 Followers 103 Following I'm a Primary School teacher who really doesn't have enough time for twitter but I thought why the heck not. Expect nothing much and you won't be disappointed.
Jo @jowine100
931 Followers 608 Following feisty, sassy & fun and😉 wine and laughs this way..keep your dick pics thanks 🫣CW: food, meat Made you pork steak in cider, mustard and sage sauce with asparagus, tenderstem broccoli, potatoes and carrots. Fill yer boots.
Genshin session interrupted by doggo wanting to play.
A very relaxing little break
@pharmacymike21 My LDL of 360 is double yours. I'm unconcerned. At UCLA, Matthew Budoff scanned arteries of subjects with LDL of 400, 500 and 600 finding no plaque.
My LDL is 180 and BUN is 42. Creatine and EGFR are normal so not worried about kidney function. I have lost over 100 pounds on carnivore and feel the best I have in my life. Should I be concerned about the LDL?
The first migrant sent from the UK to Rwanda under a new asylum programme is nowhere to be found in the African nation. He took his £3000 and done a runner 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We just did. Now fuck off.
Mate stayed with me. The neighbour’s cat has learned that he can set off my Ring Doorbell and he’ll be let in. I was in the bedroom, heard the doorbell go and my mate yelled up to me ‘THERE’S A CAT WITH A BLUE TIE AT THE DOOR, SHALL I LET HIM IN!?’
The tabloids are obsessed with the cold handshake between Hall and Khan, but Sadiq consoling Binface was a much bigger moment. This anonymous superhero deserves a peerage, not just for beating Britain First, but for all his charity work and the joy he brings us every election.
Who hasn’t “accidentally” went to a function and vomited breathing the same air as a comedian ? Come on @Drew82372608 tell us more
FFS. You can’t start a subject here that won’t result in ‘Tits in Bio’. Every shitting time. More than half the population have tits. They’re hardly rare. I’ve got some. 2. In underwear. Under a vest. Under a thermal. Under a hoodie. Minding their own fuckin business. BORE OFF.
I am drunk, so what, wanna fight about it? I love you guys...
I put a note at the bottom of every tree in the orchard, ‘Scrumpers will be shot’ and I’m still having to bring down at least three a day dammit. #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest! Please give away ❤️s to this tweet, as well as to everyone who makes you smile, and include #GirlsOwnCC with your caption.
I'm addicted to peppercorn sauce 🤤
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