The Seedhead Timeline @SeedheadVardy
Glimpses from an alternate timeline where Jamie Vardy has a seedhead. Account run by alternate timeline expert WTJ Blanchard. Chat shit get banged #SafeFalconry Andy Townsend’s Tactics Truck Joined August 2019-
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I’m afraid to say there is definitely an alternate timeline where these Jamie Vardies exist…
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So when’s International Men’s Day?
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This isn’t my fault… #SafeFalconry
This isn’t my fault… #SafeFalconry
What is this? Has Serie A sanctioned falconry in football?! #SafeFalconry
What is this? Has Serie A sanctioned falconry in football?! #SafeFalconry
Has it really been two years of peering into the Seedhead Timeline?! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Good luck with your fantasy football teams! #FridayFlashback
Good luck with your fantasy football teams! #FridayFlashback https://t.co/ZWJVS1dbc3
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