Richard Pantis @DickPantis
Journalist | Founder of the Pantis Prize | Think Tank CEO | "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." - Voltaire Westminster Joined February 2022-
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Can't believe Ronnie Cheese played Chode King at the UTK protest. Second encore!
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Hemel Hempstead man, Mark Thartley, 65, has been hospitalised after being mistaken for the real Sir Keir Starmer at yesterday's Unite The Kingdom protest.
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Anybody in London today?
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Keir Starmer addresses far-right in new speech: "That's right, cunts. I was a communist all along. You were finally right about something. And now it's time to get in the gulags and accept your punishment."
"You are a communist! You are anti-white! You are anti-British! You are anti-God!" "That's right, bitch. Now get in that slammer, you divorced, posh cunt."
The great war correspondents - Martha Gellhorn filing from Madrid, Michael Herr in Vietnam, Marie Colvin under shellfire - believed history lived in the details. In that spirit, I too will venture into the frontline chaos: a forensic examination of a bag of Zack Polanski's pants.
It's important to know that taking the piss out of somebody who has confessed to surveying Zack Polanski's laundry is actually serious abuse.
Dan got his hands on a rucksack of @ZackPolanski's pants and sniffed them all in pursuit of career-ending scandal.
@DanNeidle @DickPantis this sounds very much like your sleuthing. Has Dan taken a leaf out of your book, sniffing around in dirty laundry?
Very thin skin. You'll never make it in this game with an attitude like that, Dan.
Sorry, @DanNeidle. The Pantis Prize is reserved for those who excel in British journalism. Although I appreciate your vision, your ham-fisted exposé has brought shame on the profession I love. Consider yourself officially banished from The Inner Circle.
@malonebarry @TweetForTheMany Dan only had eyes for The Pantis Prize @DickPantis
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The emerging political climate in this country is truly something else
🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE: rumours are circulating in Westminster that Keir Starmer has signed a six album deal with Elektra records.
Zack Polanski stole the badge from a car and wore it like a medallion, pretending to be a member of rap outfit the Beastly Boys.
@DanNeidle x.com/DickPantis/sta…
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: infrared technology reveals that @ZackPolanski's home contains no poppies or poppy-themed items.
Utterly disgusting that the leader of a British political party would do this.
In his nefarious quest to take over Britain, Zack Polanski foolishly forgot to account for one thing: a Cambridge-educated, award-winning journalist exposing his fondness for luxury Charlie Bigham's ready meals - meals most voters simply cannot afford.
This is an artist's impression of what Zack Polanski might look like sleeping in a state of the art antisemitism chamber. I find it so distributing to imagine him lying there for hours supercharging his powers.
Actually, journalists and broadcasters also drink on the job.
It's great that they've spent two days telling us that drinking on the job is a great Working Class Tradition but can only name MPs and City Bankers as the professions where it's accepted.
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