Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

Speaker • Author • Adventurer • Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends (3:21 avg) • Out of fucks to give with any Republican SeeDaneRun.com Minneapolis, MN Joined April 2009

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

6 minutes ago

@TheDiegoTrombon @FedEx Real fucking helpful. Especially when I don't get to choose how it is shipped to me.

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So @Fedex delivers a package and "proves" it by showing a picture of my "mail room". One, that is clearly a front desk. Two, it is not my building. But FedEx won't do anything about it. I have to contact the shipper. Shipper tells me it has "indeed" been delivered and shows me the same picture. I have shown them the difference between their picture and my mail room. Am currently awaiting the next steps. Why is it always on the individual to overcome such incompetence?

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

12 minutes ago

@brokebackUSA @TMZ Go fuck yourself raw.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

14 minutes ago

@Brandon27332659 @FedEx 1. I have talked to TWO actual people. 2. I am not panicking. I can count on one hand the number of times I have panicked in my life.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

34 minutes ago

@Acyn You are an absolute fvcking moron @bungarsargon. Just world class. Bootlicking, ignorant, piece of shit.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

49 minutes ago

Looks like a glass window to me.

The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune

5 hours ago

Rural Minnesota bakery promotes ‘Nuclear Family Month’ as a counter to Pride month startribune.com/rural-minnesot…

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

50 minutes ago

@aj_strong @FedEx I mistyped. I meant the seller.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

a hour ago

@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

a hour ago

@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

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@MoleModern Who the hell cares grandpa, figure it out

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

a hour ago

@AaronandCricket @FedEx I was thinking the same thing.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

a hour ago

@groopster @FedEx It's taken two phone calls and two emails so far while I wait for them to get back to me with more directions. Meanwhile I do not have my product.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

6 hours ago

@SahilBloom Working 80 hour weeks. Or 60 hour weeks. Or 40 hour weeks.

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Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRun

6 hours ago

@bigpackers4x I'm guessing there are a lot of things you don't understand. Like, 1. How a family tree should fork. 2. Contrails. 3. How the W on this tennis racket is not in the shadow.