Captain Kangaroo Pimp @SederVCU
Things happen, that's all they ever do. Virginia, USA Joined June 2011-
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Doomsday arrives December 18th. Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: fandango.com/avengersdoomsd…
@mpaulseder Well then, how do you cut your cheese, sir?
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‘Sanford and Son’ actor Hal Williams dead at 91 trib.al/l1IfxxH
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Chuck Schumer Appears to Let Out Loud Fart on Senate Floor trib.al/B7pkT7P
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I once interviewed an American lawyer who had helped prosecute Nazis at Nuremberg, and he had watched them hang, and when I asked him to describe the experience, he said, “Harrowing,” not because he had any misgivings about Nazis being punished for their crimes, but because we were talking about life and death, and it felt monumental. This is how normal people think. They don’t celebrate death — even the death of someone who didn’t vote the way they would have preferred he voted. They’re certainly not “overjoyed” by it. They may come to the conclusion that it’s necessary and just, as in the case of the American lawyer at Nuremberg, but they are also cognizant of the gravity, the finality, of death. They are not Bolsheviks or savages about it.
@Schwarzwald77 Are you offended? Let me clarify: I’m elated that he’s dead. Overjoyed…. Just like he was elated at seeing countless dead children throughout Middle East.
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‘Jurassic Park’ star Sam Neill dead at 78 trib.al/fs38Gpa
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Marvel villian known for ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Iron Fist’ dies at 82 trib.al/tcBumkn
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BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has died after a brief and sudden illness, his office says
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BREAKING: Bonnie Tyler, whose hits include 'Total Eclipse of the Heart', has died at 75
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𝗢'𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆.
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Happy 250th birthday, America. 🇺🇸
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2006. Senator Obama slams the Bush Administration for not doing more workplace raids to catch and deport illegal immigrants. It appears that the Democrat party has changed a little bit over the past 20 years. 🤪
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Fan gets hit in the wiener by a home run ball
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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The Pirates are the only MLB team in the last 50 years to have the tying run on 3rd with 0 outs in the 9th inning 2 games in a row but lose both games.
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This is what American exceptionalism means
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