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#1 in mass shootings! Way to go @GregAbbott_TX ! Saving your state from murderers solely using thoughts and prayers.
#1 in mass shootings! Way to go @GregAbbott_TX ! Saving your state from murderers solely using thoughts and prayers.
Macaulay Culkin better watch his ass or he’s next!
Fecal Matter Reservoir? #DiaperDon looks like he might need a change.
What does FMR stand for? Wrong answers only.
Seems accurate
#aiary #generativeart “Nicolas Cage wearing a nightcap holding kittens in the style of Rembrandt”
Always pasta on the left…
Clarifying question. In this case “you” means people who aren’t entitled republican lawmakers?
Clarifying question. In this case “you” means people who aren’t entitled republican lawmakers? https://t.co/BsfgBG1IJw
Right. Seems like you could though.
Right. Seems like you could though. https://t.co/3RWfaobh6Q
I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
And the golden globe goes to…the girl that invisible spiral stair-cased behind the counter to get herself as the manager. “Against my HIPAA law!” lady, if you need a good lawyer, we’ve got Rudy on speed dial. x.com/stfu_anajai2/s…
It all makes so much sense now! Apparently the White House wasn’t adequately outfitted for destroying documents in a toilet.
It all makes so much sense now! Apparently the White House wasn’t adequately outfitted for destroying documents in a toilet.
Nancy Pelosi and her #GazpachoPolice are infringing in our God given right to cold soup!
Nancy Pelosi and her #GazpachoPolice are infringing in our God given right to cold soup! https://t.co/9YREJtbkoE
The US population is ~331M and ~160M votes were cast in 2020. Everyone that voted plus one non-voting friend should be in jail according to Mike “Pillow Talk” Lindell.
The US population is ~331M and ~160M votes were cast in 2020. Everyone that voted plus one non-voting friend should be in jail according to Mike “Pillow Talk” Lindell. https://t.co/HYTFB4lF8i
Somebody’s getting a bad yelp review.
Lindsey Graham said he doesn’t know how he got covid. He has a strict no kissing policy and only did hand stuff with Senator Manchin this weekend.
.@RudyGiuliani you coming out with a brown ale or are fresh out of dye? We suggest “Brain Melter Brown” as the name if you do.
.@RudyGiuliani you coming out with a brown ale or are fresh out of dye? We suggest “Brain Melter Brown” as the name if you do.
Ebony Lafaver @lafa_ebon
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CAST Lighting, LLC. @CAST_Lighting
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Lilly Hetzer @LilHetzer
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Carley Rohrer @CarleyRoh
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Thiteigh @Thiteigh14880
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Mari Gundrum @gund_mar
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mb allen @mballen629
87 Followers 614 Following Mom, RN, used to be Independent, now Democrat because I care about the US and future generations
Georgiann Stothard @g_stotha
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Alayah Shevitz @shevit_alaya
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Pamela Anetsberger @AnetsberPamel
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Mehar Marrano @MarranoMeha
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Ginida @Ginida583886
115 Followers 1K Following I'm new to Twitter accounts so I tried the messaging feature and it's great to meet you.
Theenosought @theenosoug89584
91 Followers 2K Following
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!�.. @mmpadellan
1.3M Followers 42K Following Proud papa. Perpetually pissed. #BlueWave2024, #Feminist. Author of The Liddle'est President. 👉Sr. Advisor, @ReallyAmerican1👈👀
Jo @JoJoFromJerz
948K Followers 5K Following mom. jersey. dem. news junkie. Lebanese. hothead.views are my own.https://t.co/zueo7YDFWx https://t.co/q4qgmwRLzt. https://t.co/9Fp1kdOX6w
Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1
1.4M Followers 761 Following Executive Producer @TheWeekendMSNBC. Opinions mine. Do not congratulate. THREADS @griffinkyle
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
George Conway @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 2K Following Contributor, @TheAtlantic. Board President, @chkbal. gtconway3 on https://t.co/0XKwJFGwNu.
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.3M Followers 97 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.7M Followers 3K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecretaryPete. Husband, father, veteran, writer, South Bend’s former Mayor Pete. (he/him)
Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas
244K Followers 2K Following Cofounded @MeidasTouch with my brothers. Maker of videos. Committed to doing my small part to try to save our country. Host of the MeidasTouch Podcast.
xAI @xai
997K Followers 36 Following
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
I go to Mastodon very.. @bijenbloeme
115 Followers 481 Following Herfst- en wintertweeter.🐝🚲 🌏❤️ Covid is airborne. Veel (re)tweeter.
Artificial Thoughts @van_goodenough
24 Followers 80 Following AI generated art using #stablediffusion
The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent
2.1M Followers 37 Following Become a member: https://t.co/jsQiFkoveH One-time donation: https://t.co/eNwj76xa7a
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
Irma Good Doggie Is H.. @NastyWoman007
5K Followers 5K Following Bostonian in the PNW. QOP are racist, seditious traitors. We have a lot of work ahead to restore democracy. #BLM #BuildBackBetter #BidenHarris #VoteBlue
DeeDeeTx1953 @DeeTx1953
2K Followers 3K Following Retired Texas state employee. Former teacher. Cancer survivor. Live in the country with my husband and 2 rescue dogs. Dem since 1972. No DM or lists
Kenner 🇨🇦 @kennersenior
352 Followers 2K Following Glass half full, likely of wine🍷WSET 3 & Canadian Wine Scholar, both with Distinction—Candidate for WSET 4 Diploma; foodie, dog & animal lover, 🌎 travel lover
🌌🏳️🌈�.. @akuma_river
3K Followers 5K Following Freedom of speech is a god-given right; Censorship is the work of the devil. Hate speech becomes violence. EVIL PEOPLE DESERVE SHUNNING. QAnon are TERRORISTS.
Dr Ruth Marshall is K.. @wtfis2bdone
6K Followers 3K Following Prof UofT Pol Sci/Study of Religion. Pol theory, postcolony, the end of days, #DemonSperm. (Political Spiritualities @UChicagoPress). Views mine. Free 🇵🇸
Joy Nicotera-Ferrone @Joysmiling330
398 Followers 939 Following
Aliki 💙🌊🇵�.. @NYchamps27
3K Followers 4K Following #DemCast #DemCastFL Born and raised in NY/NJ. I’m a blue dot in Florida #TrumpIsACriminal Women's Rights NOW! A DM or LIST will get you blocked!
Mark S. Harrington @harringtonmarks
1K Followers 5K Following Master of Arts in Modern History McMaster University
Kim Zimmerman @KimZimmerman1
2K Followers 5K Following Interested & (mostly) amused observer. Army vet. Former USAF brat. Voter. Fan of the arts, science, & #GoodTrouble
Judy Lynn @JudyB1313
3K Followers 3K Following An Independent from the Midwest, living in the South. Dislike injustice and narrow minded persons. Love being outdoors, sports, animals, & staying informed.
Liz @nwjerseyliz
11K Followers 14K Following
Vote Biden, MKAY👌�.. @iHeartCHERI
3K Followers 1K Following #iReptheBX🗽 #LilKimisthatQUEEN🐝 #KINGKENDRICK👑 #NASisGOAT🐐 #BIGGIESMALLSISTHEILLEST😇 #VOTEBLUEEEEEEEE🥶 BIDEN HARRIS 2024🥶 Hakeem will be the SPEAKER‼️
María Acosta Cruz @macostacruz
616 Followers 279 Following Mom. Professor. Author of "Dream Nation: Puerto Rican Culture and the Fictions of Independence”
Sappho 🗽🩸🦷 Z.. @granolalesbian
5K Followers 5K Following #ElizabethWarrenRules #anti-racist #fibromyalgia Chef. Disabled. FIBRO-Chef on Youtube! https://t.co/9J1A4oIXcL
jmartin @jallnet12
3K Followers 5K Following baller, twin, coach, computer teacher, old school, cook, reader of books, lover of laughter, and best of all I am a mom
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Wulfsethen 🇺🇦�.. @wulfsethen
3K Followers 4K Following Came for the cats, stayed for the political ranting. Mom to Spencer🌈 and Violet. Candidate for Prime Minister of Canada. @[email protected] #remembersetzer
iYamWhatIYam @MRIrene
4K Followers 4K Following I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam. My Mother’s daughter. I speak fluent gif. Trolls and Bitcoiners get blocked #ExGOP #CountryOverParty 🇺🇸
A Miashiro @AMiashiro
978 Followers 1K Following Wife, mother, patriot, finding humor in almost all situations. Artist. Angry and sad about what is happening to my country. #RESIST #BINDTRUMP 🌑🌛🌕🌜
Fumbles ♿️ #SPNCo.. @SaltAndSlowBurn
2K Followers 5K Following Kat, 45, sort of a punk hippie. any pronouns, mom of 3. Chronic pain and MDD/AuDHD. Fangirl of many things, heller for life. 💖💜💙 🐚 🔞
💙💙Monica Girard.. @Baileybear544
4K Followers 5K Following #BlueCrew 🌊 Democrat, Mom of 4❤, Grandma of 5❤, Anti-trump, Anti-GQP, Anti-Facist (Antifa), Proud of @Potus Joe Biden💙! Love my Cain Corso, cats & chickens.
Anti Death Party Aust.. @AntNom
58K Followers 65K Following Eradicating human death diseases. Assuring integrity in public institutions for human beings' longer lives. See you when you're 150 years old.
Jennifer @jenbthomas
2K Followers 4K Following Fun-loving,fearless and genuinely passionate about all things representing the A-T-L.
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
8.2M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.6M Followers 768 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau
6.6M Followers 909 Following Father, @liberal_party Leader, 23rd Prime Minister of Canada. | Papa, chef du @parti_liberal, 23e premier ministre du Canada.
Rebort ☮✝☪🕉�.. @TheRealRebort
2K Followers 2K Following Time to punish the wicked... Radical Liberal #KidsInCages #BlackLivesMatter
Victoria Wissinger @vwissinger2010
564 Followers 1K Following Go Cubs Go #FDT🌊🌊🌊 💙🇺🇸🏳️🌈⚾🏀🏇🤠Grammy to 5!❤️❤️☀️☀️🐎🐕Still loving working 🐸behind the pine! The Frog Tavern!🍸🍺 🌊🌊Lake Wawasee!🚤☀️
Anthony Walker - Сл.. @anthonycwalker
99K Followers 8K Following Fought some Russians, survived a missile attack. Fun times. Star Wars enthusiast. Working on an AI startup 🤖
💧Ripvan🧢🌜�.. @RipvanN
5K Followers 6K Following All countries welcome. I follow back. I have #DelayedSleepPhaseSyndrome🌜😴 and #Hyperhidrosis💧and I'm weird. #UniversalBasicIncome wake me when T is in prison
Stephanie🌊🌊🌊.. @zteca72
14K Followers 15K Following #TheResistance #UniteBlue #StrongerTogether #FBR I follow back all resisters #VoteBlueNoMatterWho I retweet a lot. “In a world where you can be anything, b kindBREAKING NEWS: NEWLY LEAKED HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP PHOTOS REVEAL MYSTERIOUS RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE
“Nobody has a diaper as full as mine. It’s perhaps the most tremendously full diaper in the history of full diapers, believe me, a lot of people are saying it, okay.” ~Dotard McDiaperpants #DiaperDon #TrumpsFullDiaper #Hannity #MAGAMORON
🔵 This week's comic: - Why would a career criminal who has already made traitorous deals with foreign adversaries want to steal Top Secret documents?🧐 - Find out the blindingly obvious answer in: SPY STORIES FOR DUMMIES! - (IH: bit.ly/TeamDancingBug) Read it right here👇
“Snoop Dogg folding clothes in the style of Andy Warhol” #AIArtwork #AI @SnoopDogg
“Donald Trump eating a baby seal 🦭 in the style of Grant Wood (American Gothic)”
#AIart “Mark Zuckerberg sensually eating a lollipop while thinking about your mom”
#AIArtwork #generativeart “Johnny Depp drinking a mega pint of wine in the style of art noir”
Happy birthday Freddy Mercury! Remember the time you played a piano duet with Bea Arthur?
#aiart #generativeart “Jon Hamm raising two piglets names John Ham and Kevin Bacon, which he will inevitably butcher and eat for breakfast”
#aiary #generativeart “Nicolas Cage wearing a nightcap holding kittens in the style of Rembrandt”
“If you are a trucker carrying pesto sauce across the United States you need to get off the road right now," said tweeted one person. on.today.com/3cuQww9
Alfredo sauce spill closes interstate in Tennessee msn.com/en-us/news/us/…
Alfredo sauce spill happens a day later. Fine, I’m convinced. We live in a simulation.
A crash involving a big-rig truck caused 150,000 tomatoes to scatter across Interstate 80 in Vacaville, California. Passing vehicles ground them into a slippery red pulp. nyti.ms/3RpfKuJ
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
@laurenboebert THIS is why you need to take your GED test a 4th time. When the country was "founded", there were 13 colonies and the western part of the continent wouldn't even be explored for another 30 years. The population in 1780 was 2.8 million, less than 1/100th of what it is today.
On this date in 2005: Gas was 2 dollars a gallon The iPhone didn’t exist MySpace was the most popular social media platform in the world Steph Curry was in high school Mbappé was 6 years old Charli D’amelio was 1 Also this show premiered…
If we simply required gun owners to carry liability insurance, the insurance industry would destroy the gun industry
“Pro-life” should mean that 19 Uvalde children would be enjoying their summer right now.
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