Schmendrik Lamar @SchmendrikLamar
"Faire mieux si possible, ce qui est toujours possible." - Francois Constantin. My opinions do not reflect views of employers. He/Him #LFGM instagram.com/schmendriklama… Connecticut Joined July 2012-
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Wow these Taylor Swift tweets….ppl really spend hours parsing through the tiniest details and coming up with fan fiction based mostly on projection huh ANYWAY here’s why Rome Odunze’s leg circumference means he’s gonna be the next Larry Fitzgerald
My gambling addiction has gotten me in trouble with increasingly obscure ethnic mafias to the point where I’m getting death threats in nearly dead languages
The Jets new secondary logo looks like it should have a subtitle that says: “The New York Jets. A subsidiary of Lockheed Martin”
The Jets new secondary logo looks like it should have a subtitle that says: “The New York Jets. A subsidiary of Lockheed Martin”
In a cruel twist of fate, deGrom will be the only healthy pitcher by the end of the season
In a cruel twist of fate, deGrom will be the only healthy pitcher by the end of the season
The Mets win ONE GAME and the damn rapture happens in New York City
Going aaron judge mode at the bar tonight (striking out, walking)
i love this post because it implies kermit is somehow the damned
The Dodgers to their Spanish interpreter:
Jets signing WR Mike Williams to one-year deal worth up to $15M. (via @RapSheet)
Alabama’s social media team at all times
Alabama’s social media team at all times https://t.co/2wG9j9LkP8
top 3 books when starting in tech sales
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
Tom Brady is working off his FTX losses today by appearing in every single Super Bowl ad.
This would be infinitely more intriguing if they released a new episode weekly throughout the season. Even if they lagged behind for a week or two to allow for production, it would be a much cooler insight and would keep me using my Netflix every week, that’s for damn sure.
This would be infinitely more intriguing if they released a new episode weekly throughout the season. Even if they lagged behind for a week or two to allow for production, it would be a much cooler insight and would keep me using my Netflix every week, that’s for damn sure.
Remember when @elonmusk made a million horrible changes to the platform and justified it by saying it was to help eliminate fake accounts and bots? This is all in the past 2 days…
checking on your faded homie drinking water in the corner of the bar:
checking on your faded homie drinking water in the corner of the bar:
It’s that time of year where I’m so impatient for baseball to start that I’m watching random pirated regular season games from like 2015 on YouTube.
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Phill @MeekPhill_
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We Gotta Believe @GottaBelievePod
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KT 💁🏼♀️ @_katieschuess
402 Followers 401 Following "I'm gonna smile my best smile, and I'm gonna laugh like it's going out of style" -Garth Brooks 🎶✨ she/her
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78K Followers 2K Following Senior writer, The Athletic, and author of "Winning Fixes Everything." Everything's in order in a black hole.
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Jim Duquette @JimDuquetteGM
3K Followers 445 Following Former MLB GM for NY Mets and Baltimore Orioles. Analyst, MLB Network Radio on Sirius/XM. Contributor on SNY, MASN, MLB Network. Co-owner TBW-RedLion, PA.
Andy Martino @martinonyc
92K Followers 74 Following Yanks/Mets at SNY. Wrote Cheated for @doubledaybooks. “One of the best books about American sports I’ve read in years.” - Paul Auster. Yankees book out in 2024.
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A Christian fascist brought a swastika sign to this Zionist march. Surely this will be condemned everywhere. Surely.
@Katerqburns @LCRWnews End-Times Christian Nationalist Russell Johnson holding this sign outside Columbia gates
It’s Old Timer’s day here at Citi Field. Gelbso and Weezy. Reunited and it feels so good….
The Quarterican is thriving
Seth Lugo vs. the Tigers today: 7 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 9 K 🔥
It looks like I was able to find the original audio to the waterjug video. My respects to comrade juggernaut
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
Ha-Seong Kim deals with the stress of the MLB season by ripping cigs
It’s draft day, so we gotta post it… The Eagles front office getting laughed at for passing on Justin Jefferson will always be a hilarious moment.
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London is already the sporting capital of the world. If I'm re-elected next Thursday - we'll go even further. We'll look to bring WrestleMania, Superbowl and the NBA to London, and put together another bid for the 2040 Olympics. standard.co.uk/news/london/wr…
Reggie Bush with his reinstated 2005 Heisman Trophy 🙌 (via @HeismanTrophy)
Breaking: Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back, amid what the Heisman Trust calls “enormous changes in the college football landscape,” @PeteThamel has learned. Bush forfeited his Heisman Trophy in 2010 in the wake of significant NCAA sanctions for USC.
Look between SHUT and THE FUCK UP on your keyboard
I’m convinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room
Mets land in #10 MLB Power Rankings. I don't pay much attention to the rankings but I love this statement:
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