Croc O. Dile, Private Investigator @SaltyCrocodiles
Joined April 2017-
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One year ago I was preparing to publish my weird little game on Steam and look for an IT job again. I made the store page live in May and was expecting to sell maybe 10 copies It’s been a crazy year. So grateful I get to do what I love as a career now
Slay the Spire 2 let's gooooo store.steampowered.com/app/2868840/Sl…
easy to dunk on but i'll do it anyway. CEOs supposedly merit ludicrously high salaries, bonuses, etc. because their galaxy brains are the only things that can steer companies through the complex minefields of business, but when they fuck up, apparently they're Just A Little Guy.
easy to dunk on but i'll do it anyway. CEOs supposedly merit ludicrously high salaries, bonuses, etc. because their galaxy brains are the only things that can steer companies through the complex minefields of business, but when they fuck up, apparently they're Just A Little Guy.
Bro hop on this new 4 player online indie game with me. it was made in Unity in 3 weeks and it costs as much as a disappointing meal from a fast food restaurant. Yup, stylized graphics. No we will not be playing it in two weeks.
Although I no longer work in the games industry (IT means you can bounce back quicker than others) my heart goes out by those affected by the latest layoffs. Hope you all land on your feet quickly.
Dragon Quest 11 is a 100 hour game with no caveats. no “oh rebirth or starfield can be 40-150 hours long depending on side quests!” no. i have only done 12 side quests, beelining the main quest, im 70 hours deep and only now starting the 3rd and final act. its a classic epic tale
Many Commander players have views on Boros stuck in the 2010s. As someone who has been playing and refining Boros for many years now, I decided to impart some of that knowledge in the form of my BAE, or: ❤️🔥Boros Advantage Engine ❤️🔥 Primer below on Boros Ramp & Draw 👇
Some of you don’t seem to understand how narrative consulting on games works, but don’t worry: I do! Yes this is about Sweet Baby, because I’ve worked with that team, and they’re one of the finest in the biz. 🧵1/12
killer croc tried his best, but applying for jobs is enough to turn anyone into a supervillain
🎶 CERVEZA CRISTAL! 🎶
My favorite cerveza, Cristal! Here! Take it, take it! Made by the elves, you know. Glows blue when it's ice cold and ready to drink!
i don’t do GM “prep.” i go to sleep and the visions come
Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller. 😔
As a note, I wouldn't wish a job loss on my worst enemy. Shit was exhausting applying non stop, interviewing, talking to recruiters and reaching out to network.
Happy to announce I managed to find new employment after being laid off late January. Thankfully I managed to bounce back and I hope my fellow colleagues who are still looking to find something and land on their feet as well.
I'm going to be insufferable when Universes Beyond: Final Fantasy drops. Just an FYI.
me playing new vegas: there's no way i'm winning this fight mysterious stranger:
The impact of thousands of games industry layoffs, in one chart.
I hate that there's now serious discourse around folks with brand names like assmanghoul or whatever say and I have to listen to people debating an completely inane opinion from a professional ad leech that's either outrage farming or so selfish that it loops into stupidity
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Flights to Paris and UK for July have been booked It's real now Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@SaltyCrocodiles It’s so nice!! This one is for pet hair. I was annoyed always having to pull out the big central vacuum
LORD HAVE MERCY!!! THESE PHYSICS! 🥵
OH THIS JUST DRAWS YOU THREE CARDS AT WORST I'M SO STUPID
I need to be stopped. I just willingly put this card in a commander deck.
One year ago I was preparing to publish my weird little game on Steam and look for an IT job again. I made the store page live in May and was expecting to sell maybe 10 copies It’s been a crazy year. So grateful I get to do what I love as a career now
@SaltyCrocodiles @Misdrex @_forlorn_hope @TheQuartering You’d be surprised the way some people live man. Asmon is repulsive, but I also understand more considering the way he grew up
My desert My Arrakis My Dune
Someone’s been doing their research
The wild successes of Helldivers 2 and Baldur's Gate 3 send a clear message: Let devs cook trib.al/IYAQVWH
@Krerart @transgamerthink I would never be able to pick her out of a lineup that included any few random dead or alive characters.
@Krerart @transgamerthink You could have told me this character was from a cutscene in a F2P MMO from 2009 or a graphics card benchmark demo and I would have believed you
@SaltyCrocodiles Here's my list. It's a Keruga deck, so nothing below 3 mana value, but the main principles remain: moxfield.com/decks/5lj6zzlH…
As a European i owe a apology to Americans. Your fast food is so fucking good it almost excuses your obesity
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