Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

the unindexed table is not worth querying sqlphilosopher.com DFW, Texas Joined March 2011

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

5 years ago

I'm looking for a #SQL Developer/Administrator who is interested in a FT position in Irving/Las Colinas, TX. Come play with some #VLDB tenaska.com/careers/

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

6 years ago

@_randolph_west Doing great, considering everything this year has thrown at us. How about you?

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

6 years ago

@_randolph_west I would do 6 + 15 = 75

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Sage Boggs @sageboggs

6 years ago

OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

6 years ago

@gabsmashh The last time I used a truly air-gapped system, I had to transfer data to/from it via floppy disk - does that count?

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

@brianlagunas @infragistics Ah! Thanks

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

@infragistics 's CDN certificate has expired, causing portions of our site to be non-functional

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@brianlagunas @infragistics The new URL is not version-specific... is there a way to specify version. As for missing the email, we've had issues with Infragistics emails getting caught in our spam filter before... I'm betting that's what happened. Thanks for the info

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

@brianlagunas @infragistics Thanks for that, we'll do so

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

@mikerelm @MarkRonson @gwenstefani @Serato @technics I could have listened to @mikerelm the whole night

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

@mikerelm was insane last night at #dtnxt - absolutely the best act of the night! 🔥

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

7 years ago

It is so exciting to see your employees grow to the level of expert. I'm very proud of my team tonight. We had a successful SQL Server Cluster migration that I didn't have to lay a finger on!

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

8 years ago

@ashleymcnamara Yeah... Definitely not my favorite rebrand i've ever seen

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

8 years ago

@SQLShep We have a few calculations we run that have to look forward quite a ways. Not that far, but we've went ahead and gone to a larger datetime format in our main engine to accommodate as that horizon nears

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

8 years ago

@PaulRandal Everyone knows you're supposed to just delete all indexes. Never create them, they only slow you down. Heaps are the way to go!

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Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher

8 years ago

Truly enjoyed seeing this show again. It was awesome seeing it in person last month and seeing it again tonight live brought me back there. #TheSmashingPumpkinsLive