Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn

*Insert witty phrase about life here* 801 resident, 25!! Your Dads closet Joined October 2023

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Con 2🌷💐 @SLConJohn

13 hours ago

@bobdylanlover63 Real catch 22 of fucking

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18 hours ago

@minnesotalynx @WNBA @oliviamiles06 @kaymac_2123 At this point sign her up for the Wolves, the Wild, the Vikings, and the Twins; let's see her do it all

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a day ago

@JackPosobiec Damn Well what am I supposed to do with these balloons?!?!?

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2 days ago

@EvolveWildlife Yeah I'll make the manatee my new religious icon, why not

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2 days ago

@LluisAbadias @kiwifroop All that for 14.69 is a goddamn steal

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Evolve @EvolveWildlife

3 days ago

Descending from Heaven. In Florida’s Homosassa River, a manatee appears suddenly in the sun’s rays, like a vision. 📷 Sylvie Ayer

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2 days ago

@Alexandra6132 @JohnWakefieId Idk man for like months people were getting their medical claims mass approved cause insurance companies were scared shitless of Luigi2

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3 days ago

I love how much The Bear uses Wilco, fuck yeah

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3 days ago

@alrghtyaphrdite I think it came from a Japanese pedometer company and a guy who noticed the symbol for 10k looks like a man walking

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3 days ago

Well at least I got those going for me

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3 days ago

@ChancoCat A classic

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3 days ago

Artisanal coffee shop playing Clairo

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3 days ago

People do "but she made Hole" the same with her that other people "but he made Graduation" when talking about Kanye

Courtney Love calls out Olivia Rodrigo for recreating her band’s Hole album cover, demands flowers and a note: "Does Disney teach kids reading & writing? God knows. Let's see. Yes this is rude. Rage inducing? Honey if I had a dollar for everyone this happens? I'd be real rich!"

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4 days ago

@HeritageUSA_ @cowlonfull And he's still more beloved than Bitchwall Jackoff or whatever his name was

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4 days ago

@awawawhoami Took me right back to 2013-2017. How dare you ruin my day

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4 days ago

@HOLLOWPOINTGRIM If he was such a master baiter why did he let himself get interrupted mid-sentence? And then just not even try to continue speaking and take back control of the gun violence question?

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4 days ago

@iraqismoker2 Same

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5 days ago

@MikeyFourth Yeah man, duh

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5 days ago

It's so funny how people tried to dunk on IRDWBAMG and complain about it being a distasteful parody only for the full animated Episode 2 to come out, rack up 3million views, and shut them all up