Antonin Scalia @SCOTUS_Scalia
Standing athwart history yelling get off my lawn. (This is a parody account. He's dead. Sorry if you didn't know.) Washington, D.C. Joined March 2013-
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I’m actually 50 percent OK with the trans part of the decision. All women who want to get jobs should become men
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Antonin Scalia retweeted
I just forced myself to write for twenty minutes and it was the worst twenty minutes of my life nobody hire me to do this #WGAStaffingBoost
Mr. Trump knows Justice Jackson was correct when he wrote the Constitution isn't meant to be a suicide pact. It's meant to be toilet paper.
I believe the court should remain at 8 justices until the next term based on the Constitutional principal it's easier to divide up pizzas.
Please bury me with my fan-fic dissent I wrote for Brown v. Board of Education
I was killed by Ted Cruz, who is definitely the Zodiac.
It was murrrdddaaaaaa, sorry just singing Ja-Rule, for real I was overweight, 79 and in poor health
My suggestions to replace me: -Patrick Bates -A Bible with all the empathy parts edited out -A Yosemite Sam mud flap -Trump's wig
I think a good compromise would be to prop me up on the bench for the next 11 mos and have a Breitbart commenter control me animatronically.
Antonin Scalia retweeted
The Judge who ordered no autopsy on #Scalia is the largest Obama donor in that county. No one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up.
There are many rumors about how I died but just know there is a clause in Article III about how it's cool to j/o w a belt around your neck
Please don't do this it'll show me naked in a bathtub full of ham
I was in perfect health for an 80-year-old obese man. Avenge my murder. Start with capicola and gabbagool.
Who? I like Nugent. x.com/varla_of_nc/st…
God just said killing's bad and I was like "Technically it says thou shalt not *murder*" and I am God now, caught him in a typo #originalist
I'm in a tough situation, because I don't want my wife to remarry but I do want someone supervising her reproductive choices
For the record I expect to vote for Trump via very-absentee ballot
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