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Old fat sweary bloke International worst seller Love a mojito(s) Uninfluencer Cheese🤮🤮 Live between France and Spain Never shortlisted, no awards Shit writer Joined February 2022
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5 days ago

An absolute travesty occurred today. Gooner, no skin in the game, but Coventry were denied everything that the FA Cup should be. I would love to know who, in the upper echelons of football, is earning from VAR, as I see no other reason for its existence. #coventry #FACup #MUNCOV

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

6 days ago

You've just got to love the FA Cup. VAR is an absolute disgrace, that was NEVER EVER a pen but I'm so glad they scored it. #facup

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

6 days ago

Love today Love #LondonMarathon At some stage today I will be blubbing as I hear someone's story. As that mass of humanity leaves the start line, I wish every runner success and PB's. Go well, everyone. I'd #crawl if I had to, to get to that finish line. #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

a week ago

Oh dear

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

Couple of snaps from my day out in London a couple of days ago. No, I won't grow up.

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

Said all season that Man City would win it again. Pah.

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

He lived with the sickly sweet smell, the rent was the cheapest in the city. He ignored the stain on the ceiling, it was just the spare bedroom. It was only when the #fluid started dripping through the floorboards that he asked his neighbour to put his victims elsewhere #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

Well, after a day boozing with my best mate yesterday, starting with beery breakfast at Smithfield, I wouldn't have passed #muster this morning. #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

Today The best day Spent with my oldest friend Museums Bars Walls History Brick Lane Abberline's pub In all The best There is a #glue That binds old friends Comrades Without words Or chains But memories Of days That hurt That bind us Far stronger than Words ever could #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

The nights were the worst The enemy tried to #probe our weaknesses, as we did the same to them. Looking back, in my dotage , I still don't think I've ever been more scared than when my metal magazine hit a rock. The noise was deafening, yet incredibly nothing stirred. #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

If you'd like a little wholesomeness this evening, treat yourself to a few minutes of radio 5 Live Drive on iPlayer, probably around 6.55pm the story of David and Christopher. Too beautiful. #5livedrive

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

2 weeks ago

I wondered if writing my pain down would be #cathartic. I wrote it. In the form of fiction. Changing names. But it was my pain. I read it. I still hurt. #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

The #parched Ethiopian land in the mid 80's gave birth to a famous TV myth. During Live Aid, many people know Bob Geldof said "give us your fucking money," whereas in fact, he didn't. #vss365

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3 weeks ago

Into the Arenberg. Go Tom Pidcock, doing really well so far. #ParisRoubaix

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

From nightmare to triumph. Chapeau to pianist and conductor. I can't imagine how she felt when the first bar struck up. Just proves again (to me) that the human brain is somehow wired to remember music better than perhaps anything else.

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2 months ago

From nightmare to triumph. Chapeau to pianist and conductor. I can't imagine how she felt when the first bar struck up. Just proves again (to me) that the human brain is somehow wired to remember music better than perhaps anything else.

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

Feline or female are the first words that come to mind when I hear the word #lithe. Yet I also know I once befat (past tense of befit) the word, before I came to resemble Dumbo's fatter brother. #vss365 (Shakespeare did it, why can't I)?

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

I don't think there is the tiniest #speck of a chance we'll win the thing, but currently, I can absolutely say: "We are top of the league, said we are top of the league " #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

Le sigh I'd give a lot for a little sleep Booooo @ insomnia

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

Looking up from my phone I saw an old fat fella about 3 feet in front of me, out for a run. I moved, not wanting to impede said elderly, portly bloke. With a #wheeze I heard a strangled "thanks." Ten yards on I laughed, realising said man was younger and slimmer than me. #vss365

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Robertlepongea1 @Robertlepongea2

3 weeks ago

A far better man than he was a footballer, and that's really saying something. The most important thing we possess is time, and that man was happy to share his.

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3 weeks ago

A far better man than he was a footballer, and that's really saying something. The most important thing we possess is time, and that man was happy to share his.

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