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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

Watch out for The Shadow Deception, a Pix and Gabe adventure publishing mid 2024. For the young or young at heart (& those who just like a giggle). katemachon.com Faery Valley Joined September 2017
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2 hours ago

The pixie in the #mirror copies my every move, except I don't have red eyes & fangs. 'Gabe! Quick. There's a mirror problem. It could be a reality window or... hold on... your reflection is normal... Which means... Gasp... Gabe, did you play a prank on me? I'm so proud!' #vss365

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a day ago

'What's up, Gabe? You look like you've swallowed a wasp.' 'I've just read your article in #Folklore Monthly, Pixie, quoting me as saying, "Pixies are charming, fun loving creatures, easily befriended with a plate of chocolate brownies." 'Hmmm... I may have paraphrased.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 days ago

'I don't know how you put up with her antics Mrs Pixie. No doubt she's been causing mischief since the moment she could #crawl.' 'Oh no, Mr Gabriel. You'd be very wrong.' Mama gives me a proud smile. 'She's a true pixie. Tweaked her dad's nose, the moment she was born.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

3 days ago

'Your mother is on the phone for you, Gabe.' 'Oh no. I'm not falling for that again, Pixie. You will not #manipulate me into leaving you with the last brownie.' 'OK. But you can explain why you left her hanging.' '...' '...' 'Fine, I'm going. But if you're lying...' Munch #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

4 days ago

'Pixie, you've managed to set free a chaos demon!' 'But, Gabe, if you didn't want it released, you shouldn't have left its container laying around.' 'It had a #lock, several angel seals, was buried 6 feet deep & guarded by a hydra, Pixie!' '...I like a challenge.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

5 days ago

'...& then Pixie sprinkled her pixie dust, the dragons all bowed &-' 'Me & Gabe skedaddled as fast as we could!' 'It sounds like you two have been through quite a #saga.' 'No, mother, that's actually a fairly average Thursday morning when it comes to dealing with Pixie.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

6 days ago

'#Greed had nothing to do with it, Gabe. I was sooo hungry & you know I get grumpy when my sugar levels dip.' 'True, Pixie, but goodness knows how someone so small managed to put away 38 brownies. At least there's 1 left for me.' 'Noooo. The last brownie is always mine!' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

a week ago

'It's gonna cost you, Gabe. I'm not going to lie. Bribing me with the last brownie isn't going to cut it. I expect BIG compensation.' 'That's low, Pixie. But what choice do I have? Go ahead & name your price. Just don't #rat me into my mother about hating her cooking.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

a week ago

Gabe meticulously brushes his wing feathers until each is gleaming. He checks himself in the mirror. 'Not too shabby. The Angel Council will be impressed. Behave while I'm gone, Pixie.' I'll be helpful while he's out & wash the time delay luminous dye from his #brush. #vss365

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a week ago

'#Chop chop, Pixie, or you'll be late.' 'But, Gabe, I don't want to go, & anyway, my tooth feels fine now.' 'I'm warning you, Pixie, if you don't visit the tooth faery & then start complaining again later, I'm going to the shed & getting the pliers &' 'On my way, Gabe.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

a week ago

'I know you like to plan, Gabe, but... maybe it's time to be more #fluid.' 'I am not retreating, Pixie. It wouldn't dare touch me. I am an angel.' 'I'm not sure the fire breathing demon cares, Gabe. In fact, I think it wants to eat you.' 'Well, perhaps this once... RUN.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

Gabe removes the bucket from his head & scrapes slug slime from his hair. Giggle. 'Oh, Gabe, you look so funny. Lose the frown. It was a fair prank. I'm sure you can #muster a smile from somewhere if you try really hard. No? Ah well... Hey! Don't flick that gloop at me!' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

'People underestimate the classic pixie pranks, Gabe. Like cellophane over the toilet seat, or snake in a jar.' 'Fortunately, Pixie, I am wise to your tricks. You won't catch me out... hmmm... what's going on? This is stuck to my hand!' Giggle. '#Glue, Gabe. A classic!' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

I #probe the tooth with my tongue. Ouch! Gabe raises an eyebrow. 'Sore tooth, Pixie? It's all those honeyed beetles you eat.' 'Don't know what you're talking about, Gabe... Ouch... I'm fine.' 'Hmmm... I'm going to call her.' 'Noooo, Gabe. Please. Not the tooth faery!' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

'Pixie! Stop! Throwing rubbish out the window is not the same as tidying.' 'But it works, Gabe. The place looks better & it's very #cathartic. You should give it a go.' 'I might just do that, Pixie.' WHOOSH 'Hey! Throwing me out the window is not what I meant.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

'Gabe, please help me. I can't go on. My wings ache, my ears droop & my pixie dust has lost its sparkle. I'm exhausted, starving & #parched. Don't be cruel. Let me rest before it's too late...' 'Pixie, you've only been tidying your room for 5 minutes. Now get on with it!' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

'What does #lithe mean, Gabe?' 'Limber, Pixie. Why?' 'Well, these 2 girls were talking about you in the Angel Arms, & I wasn't sure what that meant.' 'Talking about me? Lithe? Really... Ahem. What did they say... exactly?' 'Exactly? Let me think... He's not very lithe...' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

2 weeks ago

'Quick, Pixie, that was my mother on the phone. She's coming to see us. You need to scrub & clean away every #speck of dirt. And I need to check my underpants are sparkly white.' 'What? She won't know what underwear you have on, Gabe.' 'She'll know, Pixie. She'll know.' #vss365

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Kate Machon Author @KateMachon

3 weeks ago

'What a #wheeze, Gabe. We should do that more often.' 'Wheeze!' Gabe mantles his feathers, straightens his halo & shakes ash from his robe. 'You have a strange sense of fun, Pixie. Next time you lose at Scrabble to Hades, someone else can rescue you from the Underworld!' #vss365

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3 weeks ago

'You just have to know how to handle him, Goblin.' 'But, Pixie, aren't you on parole with Gabe?' 'He thinks so. But if I want something, I subliminally drop an idea, let it #percolate in his brain &...Here he is...Hi, Gabe. Hot chocolate. Thanks!' 'Wow! It worked, Pixie.' #vss365

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