Rt Rev. King Phillip III 🇺🇦🐢 @RevPiS
His Majesty King Philip III, by the Grace of God, King of England, Defender of the Faith, and Reverend of the Church of England Bazake media contributor. Ramsbottom, England Joined January 2022-
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Dear Lord where has @Women4Wes gone? 🙏
"I want my full English breakfast NOW." "I'm sorry, sir. But here at Costa Coffee we call that a full bisexual breakfast now, because woke." "I don't think you heard me. Full ENGLISH breakfast now."
At one of these woke costo coffees that @churnwell is always being kicked out of. They gave me a very thin knife and a wider knife to eat my loaded flapjack. this is woke gone bongo
Dynamo Catford @DynamoCatfordFC of the Xterminate Football League in #subbuteo form (including super fan Lunatic Larry) 🟡🔵 @StreathamRovers @TheHybridMan1 @EnglishSubbuteo @SubbuteoFC @NonLeagueCrowd @NonLeaguePaper
Things are going great! 🔥🚀 I want to welcome @BarryCombo to the #brianformayor campaign team. Seen here in action he'll be capturing a video log of #brianformayor on the campaign trail, once we resolve his background checks.
Things are going great! 🔥🚀 I want to welcome @BarryCombo to the #brianformayor campaign team. Seen here in action he'll be capturing a video log of #brianformayor on the campaign trail, once we resolve his background checks. https://t.co/RkM3tpjo58
When @ItsBrian_Murphy becomes Mayor he won't rid the skies of the government surveillance drones some of you call "birds" but he will implement charging stations disguised as bird feeders that will make them far more efficient killers. #Brianformayor #GetFlocked
🗳️ Polling suggests there's a "Brian Quake" in the #londonmayor race💪#brianformayor This selection also reveals the exact nature of at least one of @LozzaFox's clerical errors. 🔴 @SadiqKhan 62%(-2) ⚪️ @ItsBrian_Murphy 1%(+1) 🔵 @paulmasonnews 0.5%(-) 🔵 "Fawrence Lox" 0.0%(-)
🗳️ Polling suggests there's a "Brian Quake" in the #londonmayor race💪#brianformayor This selection also reveals the exact nature of at least one of @LozzaFox's clerical errors. 🔴 @SadiqKhan 62%(-2) ⚪️ @ItsBrian_Murphy 1%(+1) 🔵 @paulmasonnews 0.5%(-) 🔵 "Fawrence Lox" 0.0%(-)
Why won't @Keir_Starmer debate @ItsBrian_Murphy? What is he afraid of? #BrianforMayor I have offered my services as moderator for the usual fee #GetFlocked
🚨 Personal News. The rumours are true. I'd like to formally announce my candidacy for #mayoroflondon It's time to vote for #brianformayor. Stay tuned to discover more about my new manifesto, new policies and new vision for London. #brianformayor #london #sadiqkhan #ULEZ
🧵I've published my manifesto. I and I alone can do this. 💪 This is how you stick to a pledge @Keir_Starmer, you worm. 🔒#brianformayor
🧵I've published my manifesto. I and I alone can do this. 💪 This is how you stick to a pledge @Keir_Starmer, you worm. 🔒#brianformayor
Pledge #6: Canterbury has been stealing clout for too long. #brianformayor will move the whole lot to London. I will install someone of the highest moral character, my spiritual advisor @RevPiS #GetFlocked x.com/revpis/status/…
Pledge #6: Canterbury has been stealing clout for too long. #brianformayor will move the whole lot to London. I will install someone of the highest moral character, my spiritual advisor @RevPiS #GetFlocked x.com/revpis/status/…
A short statement. Let us just say that song about me went down very well indeed. #GetFlocked
This has given me a wonderful idea. Watch this space #GetFlocked
This has given me a wonderful idea. Watch this space #GetFlocked
@ElectionMapsUK @Savanta_UK I've been a lifelong fan of Sir Keir Starmer even since he tried to force the extradition of that autistic computer hacker, but his recent blocking of the Wes Streeting fan account, @Women4Wes, has revealed to me a petty streak that I cannot support. He must resign.
@patSharpe1 @BrunoBrooksXXX @Jonathonking12 @Gaybyrne5 @bbc5live #GetFlocked Check out this fresh new sound! 🔥🔥 Lyrics are FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 ✅ "Bailiff's touch" ✅ "Monarch's blush" ✅ Something becoming "thine"
@patSharpe1 @BrunoBrooksXXX @Jonathonking12 @Gaybyrne5 @bbc5live #GetFlocked Check out this fresh new sound! 🔥🔥 Lyrics are FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 ✅ "Bailiff's touch" ✅ "Monarch's blush" ✅ Something becoming "thine" https://t.co/roNP56v94V
I can't be the only one wondering where their poppies are??
I can't be the only one wondering where their poppies are??
Andy Churnwell 🔶 @churnwell
7K Followers 1K Following Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected]
Samplo Corvodina @TreborRhurbarb
7K Followers 2K Following I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Transpontine diaspora.
Streatham Rovers Foot.. @StreathamRovers
37K Followers 242 Following Non-league club in South London. Proud members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. Established 1917. Shop: https://t.co/y8ZJampJwK
Gordo! @Meat__Hook
3K Followers 1K Following never knowingly correct | he/him tumblr: https://t.co/3gF2bwCbOv FFXIV: Ruutin Tutin (Odin)
Sir Ken Stonger KC @Ken_Stonger
4K Followers 882 Following Anonymous shitposter goes full sealion on a Thursday night
Prof Kelvin Knox 🔶.. @2012Studies
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The Gordon Jackson Fi.. @mypalfootfoot7
8K Followers 2K Following founder of the Mill of Haldane soviet. Quite left wing. 🇵🇸 Quite niche etc
TONY BELL - #FAXCHATS.. @altgazza
2K Followers 821 Following I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 BLUE BLOCKER 🛃
Sir Piers-Alexander B.. @CentristQC
2K Followers 749 Following Proud father first. Bad gardener second. Wagnerite. Qualified performing clown and proud Ruddles Man.
The Human CentiPeeb�.. @_Peebs69
2K Followers 2K Following Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/qOyQAcoOJ6 A Gentleman and a Scholar. He/Him 🤖🤍💙❤️ https://t.co/ymblwOZDQA
Dr. Taff Goose (Docto.. @TaffGoose
5K Followers 127 Following CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.
stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
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Craig Ovens @OvensComedy
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Professor Keir Balls .. @ProfDavidBalls
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Jack Gander @VeedonABQ
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anti-british agender @VeganPornNotts
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Jonny Block @MdameGuillotine
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Shethough @shethough86784
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Paul Shipton @pds73
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Asterios @AsteriosTweets
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Leonardo @Leonard99159148
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Steve F @Steve_F87
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Barry Combo @BarryCombo
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MadieSavocchia @savocchia51330
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Marx failed to predic.. @DasKrabital
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SIMON ANDROS @AndrosSimo17794
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John McDonnell Dougla.. @MassimoGrazioni
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David @Penenik175022
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General Erection @ErectionGeneral
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MacieBerube @macie53400
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Anthony Quinn @AntQ3333
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Lois @Thataez18009
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Elon named this X bec.. @morethan4lol
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Edith Priscilla @EdithPrisc80918
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Uncle Tits @Saladandca87222
259 Followers 373 Following I'm a dog called Uncle Tits. Also a communist.
Pål (Crane Foolish) .. @KS4P45V2
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Travis @luthousm20499
98 Followers 3K Following 아주 아름다운 나라예요. 당신 나라의 남자들은 매우 신사적입니다. 당신과 친구하고 싶어요 https://t.co/NlwDmmSnKb LiYY1225543 https://t.co/oDeJtwh8f5
Ligma News @LigmaInstitute
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Jake Wallis @jackwallisamon
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wool @wool1111
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Kevin @longashtonkev
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Baboonescu @baboonescu
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deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3
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Selmereturner 🔻 @selmereturner
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Jessica Howard @JessicaHow6005
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sɐɥɔ @ChasMcL
75 Followers 729 Following Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. -- Arthur C. Clarke
Andy Churnwell 🔶 @churnwell
7K Followers 1K Following Princess Diana Legacy award-winning broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. @bazakemedia. [email protected]
Samplo Corvodina @TreborRhurbarb
7K Followers 2K Following I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Transpontine diaspora.
Streatham Rovers Foot.. @StreathamRovers
37K Followers 242 Following Non-league club in South London. Proud members of the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League. Established 1917. Shop: https://t.co/y8ZJampJwK
Gordo! @Meat__Hook
3K Followers 1K Following never knowingly correct | he/him tumblr: https://t.co/3gF2bwCbOv FFXIV: Ruutin Tutin (Odin)
Sir Ken Stonger KC @Ken_Stonger
4K Followers 882 Following Anonymous shitposter goes full sealion on a Thursday night
Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan
11K Followers 975 Following Almost award winning journalist, I'm 49. 'A great writer' - Philip Pullman. Insta - Orwell_Fan
Prof Kelvin Knox 🔶.. @2012Studies
3K Followers 614 Following Founder @BazakeMedia. Former lead dancer on Hitman & Her + Pink Windmill Show. Professor. Anglo-Scot.
The Gordon Jackson Fi.. @mypalfootfoot7
8K Followers 2K Following founder of the Mill of Haldane soviet. Quite left wing. 🇵🇸 Quite niche etc
TONY BELL - #FAXCHATS.. @altgazza
2K Followers 821 Following I FIND GAZZA IN ALTRNATE TINELINES 🔭 “FAX PRAM AMBASSADOR OF THE YEAR”’ 🏆📠 WIDOW ⚰️ FAT FINGR SYNDRONE SUFFRER 👆COMA SURVIVOR 😴 BLUE BLOCKER 🛃
Sir Piers-Alexander B.. @CentristQC
2K Followers 749 Following Proud father first. Bad gardener second. Wagnerite. Qualified performing clown and proud Ruddles Man.
The Human CentiPeeb�.. @_Peebs69
2K Followers 2K Following Twitch Affiliate at https://t.co/qOyQAcoOJ6 A Gentleman and a Scholar. He/Him 🤖🤍💙❤️ https://t.co/ymblwOZDQA
Dr. Taff Goose (Docto.. @TaffGoose
5K Followers 127 Following CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.
stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
8K Followers 467 Following Still a #PyramidTruther. Irish. Resident Twitter fact checker. Spaghetti simp. Mascarpone Marxist. 🔪 🔪 🔪
Craig Ovens @OvensComedy
2K Followers 650 Following Thick-skinned Pontins magician/comedian that tells it like it is. Caution: may cause offence! #FunniesByOvens means I made it.
TheIainDuncanSmiths @TheIDSmiths
23K Followers 2K Following Four lads who shook the Department for Work and Pensions
Venereal Ben @Viral_Ben
924 Followers 472 Following The viral smash sensation of the Thrillennium. RT please.
pompompuppy @pompompuppyVA
34K Followers 401 Following NSFW Audios l Bi :3 l !!!MINORS DNI!!! l Cum time Fun Time l https://t.co/qdbS5xYdVr
Jack Gander @VeedonABQ
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anti-british agender @VeganPornNotts
3K Followers 3K Following
Mouin Rabbani @MouinRabbani
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Coolfalsename PhD @Coolfalsename
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Hon. PolProf of Agile.. @CeilNoyle
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big slug 🇵🇸 @keithposting
855 Followers 792 Following your favourite poster's favourite poster. spitting image writer
Xannon 🏴�.. @xannon199
403 Followers 430 Following Captain Tom memorial/Queen Meghan stan account/Jimmy Truther. Steampunks are a bunch of losers.
Nightcrawler Explaine.. @YorkshireBamf
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Asterios @AsteriosTweets
229 Followers 2K Following (Substack of articles from here and there under this pseudonym coming soon)
Steve F @Steve_F87
55 Followers 126 Following My kids are the greatest. I'm a Dad guy. Love my kids.
Barry Combo @BarryCombo
383 Followers 1K Following a mess like you. twitter hater. blocker. LUFC and Cymru fan. leftist of some sort. Official Hair Tech Consultant to the Simon Hedges Organisation.
Elon named this X bec.. @morethan4lol
276 Followers 635 Following he/him. “You’re about as intimidating as Shaggy”- my friend from school 5 years ago
Dr Iain Darcy 🍉 @doctoriaindarcy
3K Followers 381 Following Centre Left | Lawyer | Political Analyst | Royal Correspondent & Film Critic for the New Euro | Provo | "Nasty piece of sh*t" - James Ball
dan @bierkonceagain
1K Followers 496 Following alanis morissette and miley cyrus stan account. he/him
Pål (Crane Foolish) .. @KS4P45V2
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wool @wool1111
1K Followers 1K Following No research don show say parts of human beings no fit disappear.
Baboonescu @baboonescu
65 Followers 494 Following
deffonottom @Altymcaltalt3
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Selmereturner 🔻 @selmereturner
438 Followers 275 Following Bass Player for The Starmship Posters, expert opinions for @doctoriaindarcy and @jeffsamuals24 provider of corroboration for @chai_ste and @leo_hutz
Kevin @longashtonkev
267 Followers 536 Following Unpaid intern at Emblem Digital. Bisexual Bristolian in London. Making electronic music as Continual Brew. 🏳️🌈 #BwiththeT
TLTM @TLTM32
821 Followers 1K Following there are dozens of us (for legal reasons I don't make trouble and I am not toxic) Chief Ring Master Clown Mr Wokey-Woo-Woo McWoketard He/Him
Blue Angel @Bitter_Suite_84
2K Followers 3K Following Socialist, vegetarian. Love guitars, music, the countryside and old bicycles. Please, no DM'S.
Luke Mcgibbon (Taylor.. @WhoisLukeMcGibb
510 Followers 1K Following Comeedjin, therapist, real life piece of shit Contributor: Blame Game newsthump, chortle, Comedy special @ https://t.co/OkImmc9gtA he/him
Mr E. (Summer Special.. @phaseshiftedmre
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MoominFan69 @Happy_Police
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Dave Bucket @DaveBucket1
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Carol Vorderman’s A.. @ass_carol
5K Followers 11 Following Carol Vorderman Fan Account - Not affiliated to Carol Vorderman
🍉 woza moya @laurasynthesis
695 Followers 2K Following From the sea to the river Palestine will live forever. art by mayaliartist
Dr Graham Shatcock @OpinionsHaver
366 Followers 1K Following Agreeable Centrist. Love a pint of IPA, sensible discussion, sensible policies and tough decisions
No Context Zands @RobZands
1K Followers 384 Following Once the account of a great guitar player. Now just a pathetic man shouting like the rest of you.
Moor Laughs Comedy Cl.. @MoorLaughs
800 Followers 677 Following Stand up comedy nights in and around the Yorkshire Moors. Heads falling off - 100% guaranteed #Ilkley #Yeadon #StandupComedy #ComedyClub #Yorkshire #Wharfedale
Johnny Wheeltrim @JohnnyWheeltrim
307 Followers 364 Following UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN, GOOD DAY TO YOU
Mick D @mckdevine
238 Followers 1K Following
Dr Kevin Dunce 🇺�.. @drkevindunce
280 Followers 239 Following Proud Scotsman | Likes always mean full endorsement of your views | Chief Engineer of the Boeing 737 Max 9 | War Criminal | Pro-PC, anti-woke
Natasha @NatashaNonBuono
701 Followers 1K Following She/Her - Socialist, Neurodivergent. Pokémon trainer since '97, Lumine Supremacy, Genshin Impact. Honkai: Star Rail. Join a union."It's fucking bollocks. Fucking hell! No wonder you throw fucking bottle at fucking floor, eh? I've waited fucking nine months for that. Fucking aggression. Fucking hell! Blame me, blame fucking ref, assistant, tactics. Have a look at your fucking selves in fucking mirror."
@RevPiS @Women4Wes Gender change
Chiitan can chair a meeting. They can draft a minute. They can lead a team. They can hold a press conference. they can stay calm in an interview. Those skills look simple, but they’re not, and they’re vital.
wes streeting pantomiming outrage like he wouldn't do the exact fucking same with a big smile on his face
"I want my full English breakfast NOW." "I'm sorry, sir. But here at Costa Coffee we call that a full bisexual breakfast now, because woke." "I don't think you heard me. Full ENGLISH breakfast now."
Right this is my final tweet on the matter. Dara O Briain must unmute and apologise to me. I am not thin skinned. He needs to say it though.
@RobZands Sure, man, Send me another 4 angry tweets about how thin-skinned I am, apparently. Ironic. Oh and….Mute! And since you love it, byeeee.
All the interviews for the #brianformayor campaign team are done within 500m of a school 💪🧠🕵️ You won't see any other campaigns committing to that 💯
@BarryCombo I'm hearing that @ItsBrian_Murphy has enlisted Chiitan as his mayoral campaign manager. Unstoppable!
Now being asked to not to lay down on the floor with my jeans unbuttoned so my gut can expand due to the dairy milk ploughing its way through my innards like a runaway cybertruck in a school zone. You can't in fact "make yourself at home" like they suggested.
At one of these woke costo coffees that @churnwell is always being kicked out of. They gave me a very thin knife and a wider knife to eat my loaded flapjack. this is woke gone bongo
@BellaWallerstei If you see peaceful protestors and violent far right thugs as the same, you're a fucking idiot and there is nothing any one can do to help you
@BiroNower @Women4Wes looks like antisemitic abuse to me
lmao at the FBPE’s in the replies who are still so mad this guy didn’t want to literally shag the EU they’ll gladly cheer on any brutality just to try and own him
🚨 NEW: Jeremy Corbyn criticises Labour for an ‘unethical and inconsistent foreign policy that treats some people as innocent civilians and others as collateral damage’ [@guardian]
I apologise wholeheartedly. I searched, saved and posted the wrong image. Please don't let this detract from what should be a day of celebration.
We would like to wish everyone connected with Streatham Rovers Football Club a very happy St. George's Day 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 #StGeorgesDay #StGeorgesDay2024 #StGeorgesDay2024 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #TurboMotivation #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos
@Harri21263Steve @nvw0819 They are pound shop EDL types. Cause a scene then film it grift.
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